CAPSULE: CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS (2009)

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DIRECTED BY: ,

FEATURING: Voices of Bill Hader, , , , , Mr. T

PLOT: An inventor develops a machine that makes food rain from the sky, rejuvenating his hometown’s formerly sardine-based economy.

Still from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: Despite a visual smorgasbord of semi-surreal culinary situations—checkout the 3-D food avalanche with corn, pizza slices, and tortilla chips, for example—it’s only slightly weirder than your average kids’ movie.

COMMENTS: I believe that future generations will look back on our current Toy Story/Pixar age as one of Hollywood’s golden ages of children’s entertainment. Studios are spending extravagant sums on imaginative projects, and investing their resources not only in animators but in scripts as well. Today, the top-notch children’s films are aimed at crossover audiences, and the challenge of writing for dual audiences of kids and their parents has resulted in some of the tightest, cleverest and funniest scripts of the past decade. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs may not be the pinnacle of the current crop, but it is one of the peaks. The story concerns a hapless inventor who stumbles upon a machine that allows him to generate sophisticated menus from water molecules in the upper atmosphere. This innovation eventually turns around the fortunes of his native island (a tiny speck found hiding under the “A” in “Atlantic Ocean on the map), which formerly had an economy and cuisine entirely built around sardine fishing. (Some of the best jokes revolve around the island’s sardine culture, including a local celebrity coasting on his childhood fame as a diaper-wearing canned-fish mascot). Throw in father/son tensions, a conniving mayor, and an intern weather girl/romantic interest who stumbles onto the raining food story and the script has more than enough meat on it—that’s not even factoring in the delightful sauce of Mr. T in a supporting role as an overenthusiastic cop. The technology predictably goes awry, leading to the brilliant eye-candy set pieces: a hail of cheeseburgers, a pancake flopping onto a schoolhouse, a giant atmospheric meatball that serves as a sort of Death Star, and a small army of chicken carcasses, among other fantastic moments. The pacing is sharp, laughs plentiful, and the sights bizarre enough to keep you hungering for more.

Part of the idea is to satirize American over-consumption; and while the spray of foodstuffs falling from the sky may nauseate adults, it will likely have the opposite effect on tykes in the audience, who will fantasize about the jello palace and ice-cream snowball fights, and whine to be allowed to wallow in the candy bins. Messages about being true to your nerdy nature and the sometimes subtle nature of parental love may digest better, but it’s essentially non-nutritive entertainment. That’s not a problem; nothing’s worse than a preachy kids’ movie, and watching a cartoon should be more like eating sticky candy than mushy vegetables.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“….has a bloated, claustrophobic finale that is, in one respect, downright weird (witness the giant walking headless chooks)… Family flicks, however, are under no obligation other than to entertain, and this often very funny film certainly meets its obligation.”–Annette Basile, Film Ink (contemporaneous)

(This movie was nominated for review by kengo, who told us the film ” had my ‘weirdy’ senses tingling on a number of occasions.” Suggest a weird movie of your own here.)

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

There’s a lot going on behind the scenes here at 366 Weird Movies, and we’ve got a busy offline week ahead of us. Nonetheless, next week we’re planning on releasing a review of 2009’s animated hit Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (a reader suggested we cover it), along with a double feature of related movies: the 2013 documentary I Am Divine, and Waters’ recently Blu-rayed 1990 vehicle Cry-Baby. Alfred Eaker will check in with a pre-code Barbara Stanwyck double feature of Night Nurse (1931) and Baby Face (1933) to close out the week.

It was another very slight week for weird search terms used to find the site, but we will share what we found with you in a weekly feature we call “Weirdest Search Terms of the Week.” Our first nominee is “i’m looking for a movie that involved male teen and slugs.”  Now, there are probably billions of guys out there looking for movies matching up teens and slugs—we warned you this wasn’t a particularly great week in weird search terms. A little stranger, however, is “old movie with little man sliding on vagina walls,” which is an oddly unerotic vaginal scenario. Still, we’ll give our official Weirdest Search Term of the Week award to “cannibals living in a glass box in the desert,” simply because it raises such intriguing questions: who put them in a glass box? What do they eat? And, wouldn’t the cannibals overheat with the desert sun beating down on them?

Here’s how the ridiculously-long reader-suggested review queue now stands: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (next week!); Rubin & Ed; The Real McCoy; Themroc; Candy (1968); The Fox Family; Angelus; Yokai Monsters, Vol. 1: Spook Warfare [AKA Big Monster War]; Britannia Hospital; This Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/29/2014

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

The Congress (2013): Read L. Rob Hubbard and Alex Kittle’s review. ‘s partly-animated sci-fi satire about personalities for sale is receiving a decent (if not comprehensive) rollout courtesy of cult-movie saviors Drafthouse Films. The Congress official site.

Patema Inverted (2013): A girl and boy from connected worlds with directly opposite gravities fall in love. Although this is a Japanese anime aimed at children, an almost identical idea was tackled in last year’s disappointing live action feature Upside Down. Patema Inverted official site.

The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears (2013): Read Alex Kittle’s review. and ‘s stylishly surreal giallo gets an American theatrical release. Debuting this week in New York and LA with major US cities to follow. The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears official Facebook page.

FILM FESTIVALS – Venice International Film Festival (Venice, Italy, Aug. 27 – Sep. 6):

Venice is the oldest and second most prestigious (after Cannes) film festival in Europe. Since Venice accepts only films making their world premier in competition, there is no overlap with the Cannes slate of films. Here are a few the movies we’ll be keeping an eye on:

  • Fires on the Plain – A Japanese soldier in WWII roams an island which has become hell on earth; the plot description of Tetsuo: The Iron Man director ‘s latest hints at cannibalism. Screening Sep. 2.
  • Pasolini – Outsider filmmaker creates a scenario about the day was murdered; programmers call it “dreamlike and visionary, a blend of reality and imagination.” World premier Sep. 4.
  • A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence – ‘s latest collection of absurd vignettes contrasting the banal and the mystical is the third installment in what the director calls his “Living” trilogy; the previous two movies were Certified Weird. Screening Sep. 2.

  • Reality – All that’s known about ‘s latest project is that it’s about a horror film director searching for a perfect scream. Screening tonight (Aug 29) only.

NEW ON DVD:

All That Jazz (1979): Bob Fosse’s poorly-disguised autobiographical movie about an uppers-abusing, womanizing choreographer in the midst of a nervous breakdown, seeing an angel of death while he works on his latest project. Released by the Criterion Collection; it’s also in our reader-suggested review queue. Available in a Blu-ray/DVD combo pack only. Buy All That Jazz [Criterion Collection Blu-ray/DVD].

The Dance of Reality (2013): ‘s first movie in 23 years is a hallucinatory autobiography. Ironically, in 2014 a film about a movie Jodorowsky never made—Dune—stole the thunder from this movie he actually did make. Hopefully Dance will get more exposure now that it’s on DVD. Buy The Dance of Reality.

The Double (2013): Jesse Eisenberg stars as a timid man whose physical double arrives one day and begins to take over his life. This nearly exact match of Enemy continues 2014′s reputation as the Year of the Doppelganger. Buy The Double.

L (2012): The absurd story about what happens to a 40-year old man who lives out of his car when he loses his job delivering honey to his only client. Co-written by Efthymis Filippou, who also co-wrote Dogtooth, so its New Weird Greek pedigree is solid. Buy L.

President Wolfman (2012): The President of the United States is infected with lycanthropy while trying to fend off a hostile takeover by the Chinese (who want to merge the two countries to form “Chimerica”). Made from public domain footage (mostly The Werewolf of Washington) that’s been redubbed (a la What’s Up Tiger Lilly?), the ad copy promises “you’ve simply never seen anything like it before.” Buy President Wolfman.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

All That Jazz (1979): See description in DVD above. Buy All That Jazz [Criterion Collection Blu-ray/DVD].

The Dance of Reality (2013): See description in DVD above. Buy The Dance of Reality [Blu-ray].

The Double (2013): See description in DVD above. Buy The Double [Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

178. THE BLACK CAT (1934)

Peter Allison: “Sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me.”

Dr. Vitus Werdegast: “Supernatural, perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not.”–The Black Cat

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DIRECTED BY:

FEATURING: , , David Manners, Jacqueline Wells, Lucille Lund

PLOT: A rainy night and roadside accident lands WWI veteran Dr. Vitus Werdegast and a honeymooning couple at the old dark house of Satanist Hjalmar Poelzig. Poelzig, a mass murderer guilty of war crimes, is also Werdegast’s longtime nemesis. Werdegast is sworn to revenge, but must also protect the couple from being sacrificed at a Black Mass.

Still from The Black Cat (1934)
BACKGROUND:

  • In his native Hungary, Lugosi had often played romantic leads. Typecast since Dracula (1931), Lugosi was initially enthusiastic about taking on the role of Werdegast. However, upon seeing the script and discovering that his beloved “protagonist” raped the heroine, The Black Cat became a career nightmare for the actor. Adding to the onset tension was Lugosi’s increasing jealousy of Karloff. In an interview with author Gregory Mank, Ulmer’s widow, Shirley Ulmer, related that Karloff and her late husband were kindred, erudite spirits. The two often engaged in discussions ranging from art to philosophy and film aesthetics. Lugosi, who was no intellectual heavyweight, felt the odd man out. Threatened by his genre rival, Lugosi resorted to lurid anecdotes for attention, even claiming that he had once been a Hungarian hangman. Naturally, such yarn spinning only served to further distance Lugosi from his peers.
  • According to Mank, Lugosi got increasingly excited at the prospect of “skinning” his rival. Multiple takes were required and, in each take, Lugosi’s English became even more rushed and indecipherable. Many years later, Karloff advised impressionist Rich Little to watch the skinning scene from The Black Cat, in order to mimic Lugosi’s idiosyncratic vocalizations: “Did you ever seen an animal skinned, Hjalmar? That’sh what I’m going to do to you now. Vear the skin from your body, shlowly, bit by bit.” Karloff’s infamous lisp, at its most pronounced here, parallels Lugosi’s language mangling. Reportedly, Lugosi, of all people, consistently ridiculed Karloff’s speech impediment.
  • Among the excised scenes were the afore mentioned rape, a scene of Joan Allison actually transforming into a black cat, and shots of Karloff’s skinned Poelzig, crawling on the floor with bloodied, flayed flesh hanging off his frame. Awkward comedy relief and embarrassing scenes depicting Werdegast’s fear of black cats were added, along with a slightly more traditionally heroic shaping of Lugosi’s character.
  • Ulmer drew his inspiration for Poelzig from two sources: first, the German architect and leading member of the avant garde architectural society “Der Ring,” Hans Poelzig. Polezig’s work was an eccentric mix of Gothic and Noveua, filtered through very personal sensibilities. Second was the infamous Satanist and misogynist Aleister Crowley, whose concupiscent philosophy is expressed by his motto “I rave and I rape and I rip and I rend.” Ulmer grafts those two identification points into a First World War backstory. Ulmer had additional influence here as well: his father was one of the countless European victims in the Great War.
  • Ulmer doubled as set designer and imbued the film with Bauhaus sensibilities.
  • Ulmer should have been Universal’s third iconic horror director, directly behind  and . Like those contemporaries, Ulmer had enough personal vision to elevate a pedestrian seed into something unique. Unfortunately, Ulmer broke a basic rule: He had an affair with his boss’ wife, which lead to his being fired and blacklisted by major studios. Although Ulmer was offered a chance to direct a big budget Shirley Temple musical for Fox, he turned down the offer, choosing instead to makepoverty row quickies for  PRC, where he languished for the rest of his career. Most of  his films are saddled with execrable scripts, and despite a cult following in France, Ulmer’s ultimate artistic merit is speculative.

INDELIBLE IMAGE: After the roadside accident, Vitus Werdegast and company arrive at Hjalmar Poelzig’s mansion. Ulmer’s camera jerkily climbs the deco stairs. The light from a radio blinks. Through cracks and clicks, Poelzig’s manservant announces: “Dr. Werdegast has arrived.” Poelzig’s wife lies asleep in bed; a half nude vision of purest white. Next to her lies the blackened silhouette of Polezig. Upon hearing the voice of his servant, Poelzig awakes, clicks on a light, and sits straight up. It doesn’t take a Freudian to see the image for what it is; a blatantly erect phallus. Polezig rises and walks menacingly toward the bedroom door, seen through the sheer curtain of a canopy bed. He is a phallic symbol as harbinger of death. Sex and death awash in starkly cubist black and white, and dramatic classical music. Poelzig’s wife is also his step-daughter, and Werdegast’ daughter. Werdegast waits below, suspicious but not completely aware of the incestuous milieu permeating Polezig’s fortress.

WHAT MAKES IT WEIRD: Despite a checklist of outré taboos, The Black Cat, partly due to studio tampering, is characterized by subdued aesthetics. Rather than conveying grotesquerie and perversity through blood-soaked Poe-like dungeons, which would be the pedestrian route, Ulmer crafts a very personal restlessness through the icy tents of modernism, futurism, highly stylized acting, and artistic music. While this may make it a challenge for contemporary viewers, it renders this tale of revenge, lust and paranoia even weirder.


Fan made trailer for The Black Cat (by David Smith)

COMMENTS: For the first team-up of Universal’s horror stars, Karloff and Lugosi, uncredited producer Carl Laemmle Jr. virtually gave director Edgar G. Continue reading 178. THE BLACK CAT (1934) →

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