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DIRECTED BY: Zach Passero
FEATURING: Voices of Tess Passero, Ellar Coltrane, Sydney Wharton, Glenn Bolton, Brian Ceely, Angela Bettis, Sean Bridgers
PLOT: Two seniors and three 6th graders go on a weekend campout and encounter the legendary Night Child.

COMMENTS: Wyatt, with the arms torn off of his jean jacket and a mustache that’s barely coming in, is taking his overweight little brother and his two school chums (and a bulldog) on a campout while their parents are out of town. To the 12-year-old trio’s surprise and delight, he also brings along buxom Mary. Black comics nerd Mel and incipient slacker Fatt are more fascinated by Mary’s cleavage than Dug, who’s main interests still revolve around video games and fireworks. Wyatt verbally abuses the boys, which impresses the girl even less than the homemade cassette power ballad demo tape he created for her with a subtle hidden message in it (“Girl, show me what you can do/Under the starry light/With those jeans so tight/Girl come play with me tonight…”) Wyatt’s insults all revolve around pubic hair (and the boys’ presumed lack thereof) and testicles, while the young trio’s rejoinders mostly involve butts, poop, and the smells associated with them. Mary teasingly takes the 6th graders’ side against Wyatt, bridging the age gap, but also chooses to spend her intimate moments with the burgeoning rock star.
I begin with a discussion of the adolescent characters rather than the monsters they fight because this is, wisely, where The Weird Kidz focuses its attention. The kidz spend more time hanging out, trading crude insults and drinking shoplifted beer, than fighting the Night Child. The gang covers the full spectrum of adolescence from beginning to end; the preteens and teens are at odds, but united in alliance against adults, and naturally they’ll come to appreciate each other more once they’re fighting for their lives together against the giant ant-creatures and an associated cult. A prominently featured, but casually handled, severed limb suggests both the level of seriousness of the threat and the movie’s overall attitude: it’s at least as much Meatballs as it is Evil Dead.
Passero’s drawings are stiff but serviceable, recalling TV animations like Mike Judge’s “King of the Hill” (and not quite to the level of “Rick and Morty,” with whom Kidz shares executive producer James Fino). A lot of viewers will give Passero extra credit for animating the entire thing by hand, taking a reported eight years to complete it. Personally, I’m more interested in the quality of the end product than the backstory, although admittedly the personal nature of the project lends it a degree of charm. Quite watchable and nostalgic, properly balancing grossout gags with the sweetness of youth; but given the blah art style, this might have worked better as a low-budget live action feature.
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