First things first: dear readers, please join the July contest. All you have to do is make a comment, and then announce your intention to enter! I can’t hang all five Donnie Darko posters in my home.

Next announcement: we are still redesigning the page and the appearance may be changing the next few days: don’t be alarmed.

With an infusion of new writing talent, we’re hoping to print even more reviews than ever before: in fact, later today we’ll be publishing a review of the dark Korean treatment of Hansel and Gretel (2007). Also is the next week expect to see reviews of the strangely conceived vampire b-movie Life’s Blood (2009) (God’s a lesbian in this one) and the Coen-esque Danish black comedy Terribly Happy (2008). Alfred will give us the scoop on Harry Langdon‘s slice of surreal silent slapstick, Long Pants. And we’ll be getting to two items from the reader-suggested review queue: Michael Haneke‘s Funny Games (1997) and the apocalyptic rock-and-roll fantasy Six-String Samurai (1998).

For the weirdest search term used to locate the site this week, we’ll choose the incredibly specific question, “what type of heel did tim curry wear in the rocky horror picture show”? But we also want to tell the person who asked Googe “in what movie does a zombie walk around saying boogie woogie?” that if they ever find the answer, we want to know, too.

Here’s the state of the reader-suggested review queue: Trash Humpers (we’re still waiting for the DVD release); Six-String Samurai (next week!); Funny Games (jumping in line to come out next week); Altered States; Nightmare Before Christmas/Vincent/Frankenweenie; The Science of Sleep; The Attic Expeditions; After Last Season; Getting Any?; Performance; Being John Malkovich; The Apple; Southland Tales; Arizona Dream; Spider (2002); Songs From The Second Floor; Singapore Sling; Alice [Neco z Alenky]; Necromentia; Hour of the Wolf; MirrorMask; Possession; Suspiria; Mary and Max; Wild Zero; 4; Nothing (2003); The Peanut Butter Solution; Ninja Scroll; Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Danger: Diabolik; Faust; Sublime; Battle Royale; Pink Floyd: The Wall; Escanaba In Da Moonlight; Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter; Zardoz; The Films of Suzan Pitt; Toto the Hero [Toto le Héros]; Paprika; The Holy Mountain; Brazil; The Casserole Masters; Dark Crystal; Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets; The Nines; 964 Pinocchio; The Pillow Book; Final Flesh; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel; Tetsuo; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Handshake; Dead Leaves; The Seventh Seal; Primer; Maniac (1934); Hausu; A Boy and His Dog; 200 Motels; Walkabout; Private Parts (1972); Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland Drive; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings; The Films of Kenneth Anger, Vol. II (for Lucifer Rising, among others); Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ; The Bride of Frank; La Grande Bouffe; Uzumaki [Spiral]; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Even Dwarves Started Small; Bunny & the Bull; “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney” (assuming I can find it); Cinema 16: European Short Films; Freaked; Session 9; Schizopolis; Strings; Dellamorte Dellamore [AKA Cemetery Man]; The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra]; The Addiction; Liquid Sky; The Quiet; Shock Treatment; Tuvalu; “Zombie Jesus” (if we can locate it); 3 Dev Adam; Fantastic Planet; “Twin Peaks” (TV series); Society; May; The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension; Little Otik; Final Programme; Careful; Sweet Movie; The Triplets of Belleville; “Foutaises” (short); Johnny Suede; “Jam” (TV, UK, 2000), The Tale of the Floating World, Un Chien Andalou, Bloodsucking Freaks; Fellini Satyricon; Three Crowns of the Sailor; 8 1/2; Death Race 2000; Dororo; Lost Highway; Valerie and Her Week of Wonders; Dogville; and Julien Donkey-boy; Amelie; The Ten; The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao; 1; Fast, Cheap and Out of Control; Tokyo Gore Police; At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul; The Trial [Le procès) (1962); Marquis; Hell Comes to Frogtown; Hellzapoppin’; Seom [The Isle]; Allegro Non Troppo; Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus; Lust in the Dust; Celine and Julie Go Boating; “Franz Kafka’s It’s a Wonderful Life;” The Magic Christian; Black Cat, White Cat; The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T; Abnormal: The Sinema of Nick Zedd; Robot Monster; Nightdreams; 3 Women; Rubin & Ed; Teeth; Vera; Weirdsville; Prospero’s Books; Inferno; Garden State; Persona; and The Real McCoy; Rat Pfink a Boo Boo; Themroc; Candy (1968); Run Lola Run; Pink Flamingos; Buffalo ’66; Northfork; Weekend; The Room; Glen or Glenda?; Night of the Hunter; The Fox Family; Midnight Skater; Angelus; Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs; Twister (1989); Yokai Monsters, Vol. 1: Spook Warfare [AKA Big Monster War]; Haxan, and This Filthy Earth.

Kickstarter is an exciting new idea for funding independent movies or other art projects.  The concept is that the artist describes his or heridea, and people pledge money for it to be completed.  No donor is required to make good on the pledge unless the project reaches its target goal.

Our own Alfred Eaker has placed his new partially completed documentary, “Thunder Sky,” on kickstarter.  “Thunder Sky” tells the tale of the possibly autistic outsider artist Raymond Thunder-sky, who was equally obsessed with clowns and construction workers, and used to dress in a hardhat and a clown collar while wandering through downtown Cincinnati looking for construction sites to sketch.

At the time of this writing there’s only 7 days left to raise $4900 more dollars to complete the film.  (For a mere $15 pledge you can get a thank you in the film credits; a $50 pledge gets you and autographed DVD).

You can see the trailer on the kickstarter.com website.  We hope you’ll consider supporting the documentary.