WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Next week we’ll have reviews of the recently re-released post-apocalyptic robot movie Hardware (1990); ponder 2009’s Palme d’Or winner, The White Ribbon [Das Weisse Band]; and scratch the gory Japanese sc-fi’er Meatball Machine (2005) off the reader-suggested review queue.

The weirdest search term used to locate the site this week (with apologies to runners-up “bizarre insect porn” and “1960’s movie women in bras in capsules”) was “process of intercourse with movies.”

The review queue received a massive infusion of suggestions this week. Here’s how it stands: What? (Diary of Forbidden Dreams) (coming in two weeks); Meatball Machine (next week); Xtro; Basket Case; Suicide Club; O Lucky Man!; Trash Humpers (when/if released); Gozu; Tales of Ordinary Madness; The Wayward Cloud; Kwaidan; Six-String Samurai; Andy Warhol’s Trash; Altered States; Memento; Nightmare Before Christmas/Vincent/Frankenweenie; The Science of Sleep; The Attic Expeditions; After Last Season; Getting Any?; Performance; Being John Malkovich; The Apple; Southland Tales; Arizona Dream; Spider (2002); Songs From The Second Floor; Singapore Sling; Alice [Neco z Alenky]; Necromania (1971, Ed Wood); Hour of the Wolf; MirrorMask; Possession; Suspiria; Mary and Max; Wild Zero; 4; Nothing (2003); The Peanut Butter Solution; Ninja Scroll; Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Danger: Diabolik; Faust; Sublime; Battle Royale; Pink Floyd: The Wall; Escanaba In Da Moonlight; Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter; Zardoz; The Films of Suzan Pitt; Toto the Hero [Toto le Héros]; Paprika; The Holy Mountain; Brazil; The Casserole Masters; Dark Crystal; Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets; The Nines; 964 Pinocchio; The Pillow Book; Final Flesh; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel; Tetsuo; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Handshake; Dead Leaves; Frownland; The Seventh Seal; Taxidermia; Primer; Maniac (1934); Hausu; A Boy and His Dog; 200 Motels; Walkabout; Private Parts (1972); Possession; Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland Drive; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings; Malice in Wonderland; The Films of Kenneth Anger, Vol. II (for Lucifer Rising, among others); The Human Centipede (First Sequence); and Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory . Whew!

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In other news, we’ve decided to phase out star ratings for movies. Parsing the difference between a one-and-a-half star and two-star movie has turned into a thankless, as well as meaningless, chore. From here on out, we’ll only be tagging movies with one of three self-explanatory quality ratings: MUST SEE, RECOMMENDED, or BEWARE. Most movies won’t get any rating; see those movies if you like the subject matter, director, star, plot description, or some other feature of the movie.  (We realize that some people will be tempted to seek out only movies marked “BEWARE”.)  It’s your call, but we don’t think you’ll be missing anything if you skip an unlabeled movie.  We can also use these tags to recognize and recommend movies that are excellent in their fields, but may not show the necessary level of bizarrity to deserve a place on the List.

Weirdest!We’re also adding another tag/label, WEIRDEST.  If you’re only looking for weird, and don’t care whether the movie is good or not, you’ll want to browse this tag.  We’ve been struggling with the tension between selecting the best weird movies and choosing the plain ol’ weirdest movies.   Many of the weirdest movies are uneven, distasteful, or too amateur to recommend, but we recognize that many readers will prefer to seek out the abysmal and disgusting Nekromantik ahead of an excellent, but not nearly as weird, movie such as Don’t Look Now.   The WEIRDEST! tag is a way to recognize movies that may not be good enough to make the List of the 366 Best Weird Movies of All Time, but definitely deserve props for going totally weird.

We’ll be using these tags exclusively from now on, and slowly re-rating the older movies.

Finally, let us plug the 366 Weird Movies 2009 Yearbook one last time… if you’re interested in purchasing a copy, please click here.

SATURDAY SHORT: MARIKO TAKAHASHI’S FITNESS VIDEO FOR BEING APPRAISED AS AN “EX-FAT GIRL” (2004)

We’ll leave it to you to describe this… special… video for yourself. We’re just going to supply the background: this short film was created by commercial director and artist Nagi Noda for a short film compilation sponsored by Panasonic celebrating the Olympics. We haven’t seen the other nine films in the series (no one has for six years now), but we suspect that this poodle fitness video (a parody of fitness guru Susan Powter) was not quite what the corporate giant expected when they commissioned the project.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 3/19/2010

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

SCREENINGS (NEW YORK CITY, CINEMA VILLAGE):

Shutterbug (2009): A photographer begins to see spots before his eyes after staring into the sun, then realizes he’s seen into another dimension and takes a Dante-esque trip through New York City looking for an explanation of his vision.   Reviews were generally negative, but the Village Voice liked the way the cinematography sinisterized the city.  Shutterbug official site.

NEW ON DVD:

Dillinger is Dead [Dillinger è Morto] (1969):  A sixties absurdist/existentialist/leftist drama about an engineer who discovers a gun that may have belonged to John Dillinger.  This movie was virtually unseen since it’s eyeblink release in the psychedelic 60s, but its legend persisted; the Criterion Collection has rescued it from obscurity. Buy Dillinger Is Dead (Criterion Collection).

Mystery Science Theater Collection: XVII: Four more episodes of the 1990s B-movie mocking cult TV program that occasionally tackled some “so bad it’s weird” movies.  In this outing the episodes are The Crawling Eye, The Beatniks, The Final Sacrifice (with the notorious “Zap Rowsdower”) and The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.  Dedicated fans will definitely want to add this to their collection. Buy The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: XVII.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Fallen Angels [Duo luo tian shi] (1995):  Typically stylish Wong Kar-Wai production about a hit man, the female operative who plans his jobs, and a mute character, shot in an impressionistic, noirish night time Hong Kong.  This film was originally planned to be a section of Kar-Wai’s Chungking Express but was expanded into a full-length feature. Buy Fallen Angels [Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

THE 366 WEIRD MOVIES 2009 YEARBOOK IS HERE!

366 Weird Movies 2009 Yearbook

We’re proud to announce the (long-delayed) release of a “print version” of 366 Weird Movies, the “366 Weird Movies 2009 Yearbook“!

The “Yearbook” is a trade paperback that brings together all our coverage of 2009 weird movies in one convenient place, including 22 theatrical release reviews, 13 DVD release reviews, and over 100 supplemental listings.  All in a tidy 54 pages, and all for the low, low (?) price of $6.45!

Now, we know our readers, and we realize that you’re a perceptive bunch who are collectively thinking one thing right now:

Why would I want to buy a copy of the Yearbook when I can read the damn website for free?

We’ve got five good (well, good-ish) responses to that very perceptive question:

  1. Unlike the digital version, you can take the paper “Yearbook” into the “can” with you.
  2. If you unexpectedly run out of toilet paper in said “can,” the “Yearbook “can do double duty.
  3. This site may not always be here in the current form. (That’s not a warning, it’s a scare tactic).
  4. As our first Yearbook, it’s destined to within the realm of possibility that it will become a collectible worth thousands/hundreds/a few cents over what you paid for it in five years.
  5. Each copy sold will contribute a dollar or two towards paying our hosting/domain registration bills.

In all seriousness, we hope that some of you will enjoy the opportunity to have something 366-related that you can hold in your hands.  We hope to continue this tradition in future years, while bringing you more and more coverage of the weird movie world!

Click here to purchase a copy of the Yearbook.

BETWEEN MEN (1935)

Another B-Western from Sinister Cinema’s “Sinister Six Gun Collection”.

Between Men is a strongly composed “B” directed by Robert North Bradbury (Courageous Avenger and several of John Wayne’s Lone Star Westerns).  Bradbury was also the father of B-Western star Bob Steele, and his expertise in the genre is delightfully natural.  Between Men has a strong cast in Johnny Mack Brown as the stalwart hero, and this may well be his best role.  Beth Marion excels as the love interest, as does William Farnum in his scene-stealing role as Brown’s tormented father and Earl Dwire as the standard slimy villain.

Between Men has a richly melodramatic plot.  Farnum (great wide- eyed acting) believes he has killed his young son (Brown) and flees west.  Actually, the boy was only injured and is adopted by Lloyd Ingram.  Twenty years pass and the visuals shift from the upper-scale Virginia countryside to the stark New Mexico desert as Johnny embarks on a journey to find his adopted father’s long lost granddaughter (Marion).  Farnum has assumed a new name and is now Marion’s guardian after his hired hand (Dwire) rustles her cattle, kills her father, and attempts to raper her.  Marion is saved by a “drifter” whom Farnum hires for protection, not realizing that Brown is his son, whom he believes to be dead.

Soon however, Farnum believes Brown is putting the make on Beth.  Drifter Brown is not worthy of her.  The film does not state, but seems to imply, that Farnum himself lusts after her.  After Johnny fails to heed Farnum’s warning to stay away from Marion, a brawl between father and son breaks out, during which our dimpled hero obligingly loses most of his shirt.  Farnum sees an identifying scar on Brown’s chest and belatedly realizes this is his son.  Oddly, the film ends with Farnum sacrificing his life for the young lovers without ever revealing to Johnny that he is his father.  Needless to say, the dastardly bad guys are killed off, with Johnny and Beth walking arm in arm into the New Mexico sunset.  There is as much plot as action in this oater, which is a rarity in the genre of the thirties.  This, along with assured direction, photography by Bert Longenecker and aptly over-the-top acting make Between Men one of the better B Westerns from the period.

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