It’s the end of the year, and you know what that means—we’ll be filling out our article quotas with year end top 10 lists. Next week you can expect to see two separate film rankings, one for weird movies and one recognizing the somewhat valid efforts of mainstream filmmakers. While we’re at it we’ll sneak in one last (?) 2012 review, for Leos Carax‘ star-studded and much anticipated French fantasia Holy Motors.
As we scan the server logs looking for weird search terms for our Weirdest Search Term of the Week contest, we often come across queries that aren’t deranged in and of themselves, but can appear strange in context. Such is the case with this week’s search for “movies where black guys get killed,” which on its face is just a little bit depressing—until you see that someone else out there on the Internet this week was looking for “movies with white girls who get killed,” which seems to balance out the cosmic karma in some sick way. Of course, people also search for weird movie lists, like the fella looking for a “list of movies where a teen boy becomes a humaniod do to a strange sphere.” (You wanna do a strange sphere, you gotta become a humanoid). In a little category we like to call “weird marketplace” we note two items this week: “shirley garcia weirdos for sale” and “selling used panties in xenia ohio.” But this time around, our Weirdest Search Term of the Week was a no-brainer: “videofilm what enter action price for prostitute): real man prostitute suck the boobs for the woman like after born to logical end (video where is the hero!)” This search term has got everything: broken English, emoticons, and sexual perversion. It’s a fittingly odd verbal cap for 2012.
Here’s how the long-neglected, ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader-suggested review queue stands: Holy Motors (next week!); The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra]; Liquid Sky (re-review); Society; Final Programme; “Foutaises”; Bloodsucking Freaks; Lost Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE
Modern Times, originally titled “The Masses,” is not completely silent. The Factory task master talks through a Orwellian screen.The Billows feeding machine speaks through a “pre-recorded device.” Chaplin sings a gibberish song near the finale. However, these do not add up to a “talkie.” Rather, it adds up to a silent with clever, carefully chosen, cartoonish sound effects.