WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

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So, what will we be reviewing next week? We don’t exactly know. We can say you’ll see coverage of It’s in the Blood, a new psychological horror starring Lance Henriksen, and more with the evocative I Walked With a Zombie (it’s “Jane Eyre” in Haiti with zombies—really!) You can also count on two out of three of the following: the in-theaters-now Silent Hill sequel Silent Hill: Revelations, ‘s way avant-garde collage film The Last of England (1988),  or the “lost” science fiction classic World on a Wire (1973), a paranoid German television movie that scooped The Matrix by a couple of decades.

We’ll start our review of the week’s weirdest search terms used to locate the site with a riddle: “to a birds eye i’m a snake to a child’s im a toy to a adults eyes im a machine.” Google has no idea what the answer is, do you? We don’t, so we more on to more conventionally weird searches like “big old man clocks old women smoll poses.” Hmm, we’ve go no answer for that one either… was there a question there? Moving on, we come to the portmanteau query “ads not by this site bombshells demystified – wild at heart porn.” “Bombshells demystified” would have been weird enough on its own, but flanked by “ads not by this site” and “wild at heart porn” it becomes the bizarre meat in a very odd sandwich. It came close to being our Weirdest Search Term of the Week, but we decided to go instead with “films for young people as they have sex on the buttocks ladies inside transport in europe.” What can we say—we’re suckers for buttocks-related weird search terms!

Here’s how the ridiculously-long and ever-growing reader-suggested review queue stands: The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra]; Liquid Sky (re-review); Society; Final Programme; “Foutaises”; Bloodsucking Freaks; Lost Highway; Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (official Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 10/26/2012

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (WIDE RELEASE):

Silent Hill: Revelation: Belated sequel to the unexpectedly weird 2006 video game adaptation; the unhelpful plot synopsis describes a trip into a “strange and terrifying alternate reality.” It’s in 3D and there were no advance screenings for critics; we’ll keep an open mind, but neither of those facts inspire a lot of confidence. Silent Hill: Revelation official site.

NEW ON DVD:

Dropping Evil (2012): A nerd massacres his friends when he sees their true nature after they dose him with LSD as a prank; a corporation and Christian fundamentalists also fit in somehow. With Troma scream queen Tiffany Shepis and Fred “the Hammer” Williamson in a small role. Buy Dropping Evil.

Shatter Dead (1994): Read our capsule review. From what we can tell, this SRS release is an exact duplicate of the out-of-print Sub Rosa release, including the three separate commentary tracks (!) on this low-budget zombie art movie. Buy Shatter Dead.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The Penalty (1920): Read our review. This silent amputee crime melodrama is an interesting choice for a Kino Blu-ray release; it shows how deep the format’s catalog is starting to get. Buy The Penalty [Blu-ray].

NEW ON INSTANT VIDEO:

The Devil’s Carnival (2012): Repo! The Genetic Opera fans will want to check out this followup rock musical, which is a sort of variation on Dante’s Inferno with Hell as a circus. This 56 minute episode with original songs is the first of a planned series of yet undetermined length. Rent The Devil’s Carnival.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

The Horrors of Spider Island (1960): Read the Certified Weird entry. Just in time for Halloween! Horrors include an interminable dance audition sequence, bad dubbing, and buxom German women frolicking in homemade palm frond bikinis.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

THE BODY SNATCHER (1945)

When  discovered that RKO was saddling him with star  for a three picture deal, Lewton was not at all happy. The producer had wanted to veer away from the Universal monster-mash factory, which he naturally associated Karloff with. A meeting between Karloff, Lewton, and  changed all that. To Lewton’s surprise, Karloff was seeking a change of pace and a return to more literate acting. By the end of that meeting, both Lewton and Wise were charmed by the actor and enthusiastically looking forward to a fulfilling artistic collaboration. Karloff did three films with Lewton, the other two being Isle of the Dead (1945) and Bedlam (1946) both directed by Mark Robson, a stock RKO director. Lewton should never have hesitated. The Body Snatcher is, easily, the best of the three starring Karloff and the actor almost single-handedly redeems the two Robson films.

Shortly after securing Karloff  for The Body Snatcher, RKO signed  to the film and ordered Lewton to create a role for the former Dracula star. RKO was bound and determined to replicate a Universal horror star extravaganza. Lewton was just as determined to give them something better. Karloff graciously accepted working with his former co-star (this would be their last teaming) and would prove helpful to Lugosi during shooting. While Karloff proved as rewarding an actor as Lewton and Wise hoped he would be, Lugosi’s casting proved problematic. Although Lugosi did turn in one of his few good latter-day performances, the actor’s mental and physical health (a combination of age, drugs, and alcoholism) was a considerable obstacle.

Robert Wise co-directed Curse of the Cat People (1944), but The Body Snatcher was his first solo effort. The film features two superb star performances and several very good character performances, including Lugosi’s. The Body Snatcher, in its pronounced literalness, may lack Lewton favorite ‘s poetic aesthetic, but Wise’s fleshier terrain gleans benefits.

Body Snatcher is an adaptation of a Robert Louise Stevenson short story which Val Lewton scripted (under his pseudonym, Carlos Keith) with Philip MacDonald. The film is inspired by and loosely based on the infamous Burke and Hare murders.

Karloff’s performance here is, rightly, one of his most critically acclaimed. Henry Daniel, one of the great character actors, is precision par excellence. The Body Snatcher is an actors’ film, and the two character stars deliver.

Still from The Body Snatcher (1945)Cabman John Gray (Karloff) and Dr. Toddy McFarland (Daniel) are the ambiguous antagonist and protagonist. McFarland is essentially moral, socially accepted, but chillingly cold and obsessively driven to criminal activities. Gray is a social outcast. He is malevolent, manipulative, capable of brutality, blackmail, and murder. Yet, he has a fire in his heart that McFarland lacks.

It’s not even quite that cut and dry. This is Edinburgh in the Victorian era, when celibacy was proof of vocational dedication. McFarland’s celibacy is a facade. He has a secret wife, Meg (Edith Atwater), who poses as his maid. Meg is a seer, with the gift of vision and fire in her bosom. This relationship, so subtly presented, is the heart of McFarland’s hypocrisy and tragedy.

Gray is equally complex. He savagely brings a shovel down on the skull of an interruptive dog, yet is capable of tenderness when caressing the cheek of his horse, or petting his cat (after committing murder). Gray has affection for a crippled girl but, without an iota of remorse, murders a blind balladeer (an effective scene, shot in Lewtonesque shadows) to supply the cadaver for the girl’s much-needed surgery.

Lewton and Wise astutely play to Lugosi’s limitations, taking advantage of his language difficulty. Lugosi, as the blackmailing servant Joseph, is slow-witted, slow of speech and slow to grasp what’s happening. Lugosi’s best directors played to his awkward delivery. Some have criticized the brevity of Lugosi’s role here (including Lugosi himself). But it is that brevity which gives power to Lugosi’s role.The role Joseph stands alongside the actor’s best character work. Lugosi’s death scene with Karloff is expertly directed and acted.

Atwater projects strongly in her role. Hers are the needs of a fully rounded woman, her passions and visions aflame underneath the icy exterior McFarland demands of her. She fulfills that role without complaint, self-pity, or self-deceit.

However, the film falters considerably in the roles of McFarland’s assistant Fettes (Russell Wade), the crippled girl Georgina (Sharyn Moffett) and her mother (Rita Corday). These are contrived, saccharine characters.

The finale, straight out of the Stevenson story, is harrowing and sears the conscience.

Next week: Tourneur’s evocative I Walked With A Zombie (1943).

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS REPUBLICATION

On November 3, 2010, we originally published our 69th Certified Weird movie review: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. On November 4th, 2010, servers at our previous host crashed and we lost everything; we were able to restore almost everything from backups, but the Fear and Loathing review was lost. Now, almost two years later, we’ve recreated that entry from scratch, restoring Fear and Loathing to full standing in the Certified Weird universe. Please, read the new entry here, and thanks for your patience. Still from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

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