LIST CANDIDATE: REQUIEM FOR A VAMPIRE (1973)

AKA Caged Virgins

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FEATURING: , Mireille Dargent

PLOT: Two lesbian killers dressed as clowns flee the law and wind up in the hands of a vampire who needs virgins to perpetuate his race.

Still from Requiem for a Vampire (1973)

WHY IT MIGHT MAKE THE LIST: One of the problems with evaluating Jean Rollin’s fantastique vampire films is that none of them really stick out; each film contains a similar non-plot exploring Gothic iconography and exploiting French models’ nude bodies. It’s almost as if Rollin spent his lifetime shooting one long montage of erotic vampire-themed scenes and arbitrarily edited them into individual movies. Requiem for a Vampire starts out as one of the director’s weirder and artier efforts, but just when the movie goes totally porno on you and you think you can write it off, Rollin whips out the vagina bat, and you’re right back where you started.

COMMENTS: Requiem for a Vampire was Jean Rollin’s first (and only) movie to be dubbed into English and theatrically released in the United States, under the sleazy (but somewhat accurate) title Caged Virgins. It’s a lot of fun to imagine confused 1970s horndogs fuming at the drive-in or grindhouse as they watch Requiem‘s first thirty minutes, which are mostly dialogue-free scenes of two fetching girls wandering around the gorgeous French countryside dressed as clowns.

Frustrated sleaze patrons might have assumed they’d been tricked into watching some sort of Bergmanesque existential art film and left in disgust; but if they stuck around for the movie’s second act, they were rewarded with lesbian lovemaking, whippings, a dungeon full of naked women in chains repeatedly groped and violated, and, of course, that unforgettable vagina bat torture. Even more than most Rollin films, Requiem seesaws between sensationalized sexploitation and earnest eeriness, mixing brilliance and shoddiness together until you’re not sure which is which. After our lesbian clowns (it’s important to stress that the anti-heroines in this movie start as lesbian clowns) escape from the law, they wander across a meadow to a tranquil stream. They gaze into the water and suddenly it turns milky white, then blood red. It’s a delightfully strange moment, cleverly edited so that you don’t realize until later that what you’ve seen is the ladies washing off their clown makeup in the creek. That’s Rollin being brilliant, but soon after comes a scene where one of the pair accidentally falling into an open grave that is soon filled in by two gravediggers, who can’t see the girl in the miniskirt and sexy white knee socks lying on top of the coffin despite staring directly at her. She is somehow able to hold her breath as they fill in the grave with six feet of earth, then wait for her companion to dig her out. This is the type of impossible scene that suggests not so much deliberate surrealism (of which there are no other examples in the film) as a sloppy indifference to logical cause and effect.

The two scenes discussed above, plus the long dungeon orgy with its clumsily staged and repetitive rapes, all occur before the title vampire is even properly introduced; once he makes the scene he turns out to be a tragic, passive and defeatist immortal who’s easily outwitted. The guy needs virgins to fulfill his evil plan, and he thinks he’s lucked out when he finds two lesbians who’ve never known the touch of a man; surely there is no simple trick the girls could pull to avoid a fate of eternal damnation, is there? With its cornball vamp plot and acres of abused nude flesh, Caged Virgins had obvious appeal as an exploitation export, but its arthouse pacing, stylistic experimentation and a disregard for logic that offended even drive-in patrons ensured that it would be a flop. Today, it’s a great introduction to Rollin for vintage horror and sleaze freaks, who will find that this film “delivers” more than the auteur’s artier efforts.

Like almost everything else, Rollin had an uneven approach to sex scenes. He shoots nude bodies with the eye of an artist, but his attempts to shoehorn nudity into his stories are often laughably awkward. The placement of the sado-orgy in Requiem for a Vampire makes some narrative sense, but a sudden ten minute sex scene (the most explicit in Rollin’s softcore catalog) plopped into the middle of a brooding terror tale that’s been only mildly titillating up to that point is tonally jarring, included at the producer’s insistence. The sex scenes sold the film to the American market but got it totally banned in Britain. Then, it was released in the UK in a cut version (even today, the officially sanctioned British cut of the film is missing six minutes of sex and torture). Brit film fans rightfully complained about the censorship, but ironically, the cut version probably produces a more powerful experience, as the dungeon depravity is hopelessly fake and repetitive and generally detracts from the Gothic atmosphere.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…this faintly surreal sex-vampire movie achieved a minor cult reputation thanks to its blend of vampirism and sado-eroticism.”–Time Out Film Guide

Requiem for a Vampire (US Limited Edition Blu-ray)
  • Requiem for a Vampire (US Limited Edition Blu-ray) [Blu-Ray]

CAPSULE: CERTIFIED COPY (2010)

Copie Conforme

DIRECTED BY: Abbas Kiarostami

FEATURING: , William Shimell

PLOT: A French antiques dealer and an English author spend a day together in rural Tuscany, discussing (and often fighting about) art, philosophy, and family. As the hours pass it becomes apparent that these supposed strangers may share a much deeper relationship.

WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: While there is definitely a turning point that makes for a very weird, confusing moment, most of this film is well-acted arthouse drama. The questionable nature of the lead characters’ relationship is the only thing about it that’s strange, and in the end it proves to be a comment on the sad nature of a failed marriage.

COMMENTS: Bickering about art, literature, and everyday life while they move around a scenic Tuscan village, the central characters of Certified Copy initially act much like you’d expect a couple in a European arthouse movie to act. They meander through beautiful scenery laced with antique sculptures and architecture, surrounded by jolly tourists and locals who at times provide fodder for their good-natured arguments. They sip cappuccino at a cute cafe. They speak in English, French, and Italian. They visit a museum. At first James (played by opera singer William Shimell) primarily discusses his most recent book, called “Certified Copy,” and Elle (the incomparable Juliette Binoche) talks about her family, especially her problematic teenage son. After a conversation with a nosy but well-meaning cafe server, Elle suddenly becomes furious with James, and he gradually takes on the role of her absent husband.

Whether James really is her husband remains unclear, though it seems possible that these characters are play-acting at this relationship, creating a copy of the missing thing in keeping with their discussions of copies versus originals. James takes on a role and Elle goes along with it, eventually regressing to the giddy romantic girl she was when they married 14 years prior, attempting to understand where their relationship fell apart and perhaps rekindle their long-lost passions. Their conversation continues to wax and wane, moving through lighthearted observations and dark memories, always ambiguous enough to keep the viewer at a distance despite the intimate handheld camerawork.

This is very much an actor’s movie, with Binoche and Shimell shining equally in the lead roles. He is sharp and quiet, always speaking logically and with a cold, intelligent air. She is bright and volatile, shifting from laughter to tears in the blink of an eye as her expressive face betrays a web of complex emotional struggles. His stoic presentation, rarely shaken except for one telling scene at a restaurant, is a perfect foil for her changeable nature. They take turns being sympathetic or aggressive, and while they have so many points of contention it’s a wonder they ever (maybe) had a romantic connection, their chemistry is strong enough to make whatever love they may have shared believable.

It is the mystery surrounding the sudden, unexplained shift in James and Elle’s characters that marks Certified Copy as something special, and keeps its audience focusing closely on every word, every knowing look. Is their relationship just a copy of the real thing, a therapeutic performance piece for Elle? Do they still love one another or are they blinded by nostalgia? Is the medium of film itself only capable of showing copies of true events, shadows of true emotions? Kiarostami does not reveal what is real or unreal, and it is up to us to wade through the wandering dialogue and gorgeous cinematography to find our own truth.

CRITERION SPECIAL FEATURES: The Criterion release includes a new interview with Kiarostami discussing the film, the making-of documentary Let’s See “Copia conforme”, a booklet with an essay by film critic Godfrey Cheshire, and the director’s rare 1977 feature The Report in its entirety.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“Kiarostami is like a magician who shows you how he does it and still leaves you mesmerized. There’s an effrontery to his method… The film is not so much about reality and fantasy but about deepening levels of reality.” –Peter Rainer, Christian Science Monitor.

WHAT’S NOT IN THE PIPELINE

Apologies, no what’s in the pipeline for this week—we had server issues earlier today and were working on restoring the site instead of composing this post! Besides, we haven’t necessarily decided what we’ll be featuring next week…

OK, one tidbit: we’ll tell you how original Certified Copy (2010) is…

Next week we promise two weeks worth of weird search terms!

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 6/22/2012

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (WIDE RELEASE):

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter: Ax-slinging Honest Abe emancipates some vampires from their heads in this historical horror rushed out to beat 2013’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Notices are pretty bad (words like “insipid” were fairly common), but it does seem at least a little bit weird. Directed by Timur Bekmambetov, but many people will notice Tim Burton‘s name on the film as producer and consider this his second strike this summer (after a Dark Shadows that was so disappointing we gave it two negative reviews). Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Facebook page.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

To Rome with Love: Woody Allen drifts from Paris to Rome to tell an anthology of Italian tales: two separate critics characterize the storyline featuring Roberto Begnini as an ordinary citizen thrust into the celebrity spotlight as “surreal.” The prolific Allen has already scripted his next two romantic comedies set in European capitals: Bratislava Brats will appear in 2013, and Neurotic Intellectual Affair in Oslo is slated for 2014. To Rome with Love official site.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

“Barbarella” TV series: Cult director Nicolas Winding Refn plans to turn the 1960s cult comic book “Barbarella” (which was already adapted into a cult movie with Jane Fonda) into a TV series. We suspect the idea has cult potential. Although we would welcome seeing a well-done Barbarella on the small screen, we’re not as enthused about the idea of the talented Refn taking a vacation from feature films. Deadline breaks the news.

Coyote (est 2012): Described as an “art-horror feature” about “an insomniac writer whose sleep-deprived hallucinations distort reality as paranoia drives him to extreme violence.” From the folks involved in making last week’s Saturday Short, Crabs in a Dollhouse, it’s already met its modest $4,000 crowdfunding target, so we expect this to be a go.

NEW ON DVD:

Attenberg (2010): An awkward and alienated young woman who studies humanity through mammal documentaries learns about sex from her only friend. Part of the New Weird Greek cinema, it’s in our reader-suggested review queue and so we’ll be getting to it very soon. Buy Attenberg.

The Disco Exorcist (2011): In revenge for dumping her after a one night stand, an evil priestess causes a demon to possess a 1970s swinger’s new porn star girlfriend. The self-aware grindhouse throwback movie is already becoming a cliché, but as long as they keep making them we’ll keep watching them—when there’s nothing good on TV, at least. A sequel, The Brother of the Disco Exorcist, is already in development. Buy The Disco Exorcist.

“Driver x4: The Lost and Found Films of Sara Driver” (1981-1994): The complete films of Driver: You Are Not I (1981) is an adaptation of a Paul Bowles story about an escaped mental patient; Sleepwalk (1986) is about a typsetter who finds Chinese fairy tales coming to life as he transcribes them; When Pigs Fly (1993) is about a pair of female ghosts (one played by Marianne Faithful); and The Bowery (1994) is a ten-minute short about the titular bum-haunted Manhattan street. Auteur Driver is obscure even to us, but we hope to cure that deficiency soon. Buy “Driver x4: The Lost and Found Films of Sara Driver”.

The FP (2012): Post-apocalyptic spoof where rival gangs fight in a desolate urban wasteland, dominating the bands of survivors through their mastery of dance video games. Released via the new distribution arm of the fantastic Alamo Drafthouse theater, which we fear may end up being the coolest thing about the movie. Buy The FP. Buy The FP [Blu-ray].

Keyhole (2011): The latest Guy Maddin talkie stars Jason Patric as Ulysses, a gangster on the run, journeying through his labyrinthine house trying to find his wife (). This is a Maddin film’s quickest appearance on DVD after release; we’re not sure if that’s a good sign or a bad one. Buy Keyhole.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The FP (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy The FP [Blu-ray].

Keyhole (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy Keyhole [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

The Castle of Cagliostro (1979): A thief seeks to rescue an imprisoned princess from the Count of Cagliostro’s castle in order to find a treasure. This early comedy/adventure from renowned director features cruder animation and PG-rated language and violence, but is as imaginative as any of his later work.


What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

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