CAPSULE: JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH (1996)

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FEATURING: Paul Terry, Joanna Lumley, Miriam Margoyles, Pete Postlethwaite, Steven Culp, , , Jane Leeves, , Simon Callow

PLOT: A boy rides a giant peach across the Atlantic Ocean to New York City.
Still from James and the Giant Peach (1996)
WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: It’s a light-hearted fantasy film for children, and fantasy isn’t necessarily weird just because it’s fantastical. Also, the movie tones down some of the darker elements of the original 1961 source novel by the delightfully mean-spirited .

COMMENTS: Orphaned James (Paul Terry, in his only film) is mistreated, Cinderella-style, by his cruel aunts, the angular Spiker (Joanna Lumley) and the portly Sponge (Miriam Margoyles). When a mystery man (Pete Postlethwaite) gives James a jar of magical crocodile tongues–which are supposed to solve all of James’ problems, although he doesn’t understand why–James loses them in the grass near the roots of a dead tree. The next day, a peach that was in the grass has grown to the size of a house, and the insects inside the fruit—a centipede (voiced by Richard Dreyfuss), a Russian spider (Susan Sarandon), a ladybug (Jane Leeves), an earthworm (David Thewlis), a grasshopper (Simon Callow) and a glowworm (Margoyles again)—are now taller than James, who takes off with the bugs inside the now-rolling peach to New York City.

This somewhat obscure Disney production is a masterpiece of beautiful and stunning stop-motion animation, directed by Henry Selick, who helmed the equally dazzling 1993 classic The Nightmare Before Christmas (contrary to popular belief,  did not direct Nightmare, although he did co-produce and co-write the film, as well as design its distinctive look.) This one is not, however, a masterpiece of storytelling. Even at a mere 79 minutes, James and the Giant Peach feels like a rather thin—although marvelous—children’s book stretched out to feature-length. The filmmakers added episodes not in the novel, such as an encounter with ghostly pirates (including one that’s a dead ringer for Nightmare protagonist Jack Skellington) to flesh out the plot.

Also threaded throughout the proceedings are a number of songs by Randy “Short People” Newman, although they sound more like conventional showtunes than the low-key ditties he penned for many Pixar films. The all-star voice cast is not known for their singing, and this film does nothing to change that. Richard Dreyfuss is at his most abrasive as the cigar-chomping centipede (the only American character in the story), but casting the glamorous Jane Leeves  (“Frasier”) as the ladybug—a jolly old British matron—is a nice change of pace. The film’s most memorable performances come courtesy of Joanna Lumley (“Absolutely Fabulous”) and Miriam Margoyles, who are made up to look especially ghoulish in the film’s opening and closing live-action sequences, although their monstrous Aunt characters are spared the dire fates they had in the book. (Aunts Spiker and Sponge seem to be a clear influence on Harry Potter’s horrible Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia.) There’s plenty of visual razzmatazz on display here, but ultimately the film is less memorable than either Nightmare or Selick’s superb later effort Coraline.

Since James and the Giant Peach is a relatively little-known film, Disney gives its Blu-ray release short shrift (by their standards) in the extras department. There’s a game, a music video, a “making of” featurette that runs a whopping four-and-a-half minutes, the movie’s trailer, and a gallery of fifty-nine “Behind the Scenes” still photographs.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…shines with weird, whimsical invention.”–Stephen Rea, The Philadelphia Inquirer (contemporaneous)

AND THE WINNERS OF THE 5TH ANNUAL WEIRDCADEMY AWARDS ARE…

In just a few hours, the telecast of the Oscars (or, as we refer to them, the “Weirdcademy Awards for squares”) will begin. We are happy to steal the Academy’s Thunder by announcing cinema’s weirdest winners of 2014.

In the category of “Weirdest Short Film,” in a shocking upset, the Weirdcademy Award goes to for “Earthworm Heart.”

In the category of “Weirdest Scene,” the Weirdcademy Award goes to The Dance of Reality for the scene where Mrs. Jodorowsky decides that her urine has the power to cure the plague.

Weirdest Scene of 2014: The Dance of Reality

In the category of “Weirdest Actress,” the award goes to buxom soprana Pamela Flores, for singing every one of her lines throughout her role as ‘s mother in The Dance of Reality.

In the category of “Weirdest Actor,” the Award goes to for the title role in Frank as an ecentric musical genius in a giant papier-mâché head.

And the award for Weirdest Movie of 2014 goes to The Dance of Reality, the  psychomagical autobiography that is every bit as weird as you’d think it would be.

Thanks to all members of the Weirdcademy, and see you again next year!

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 2/20/2015

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Kung Fu Elliot (2014): An actor/director longs to become “Canada’s first action star” with self-produced low budget movies like They Killed My Cat and Blood Fight, but as this self-styled “surreal documentary” continues it seems that his identity is based on a web of lies. Limited screenings in the next two weeks take it to New York, Los Angeles, Columbus, Philadelphia, and the Texas trio of Houston, Austin, and Lubbock (!) Kung Fu Elliot official site.

VIDEO-ON-DEMAND:

Heart Attack! The Early Pulse-Pounding Cinema of Kelly Hughes: An hour-long look back at “Heart Attack Theater,” an anthology of transgressive melodramas featuring drug addiction, demonic possession, and psychic nuns with evil twins that ran on Seattle public access in the 1990s. Guest appearance by Kitten Natividad. Watch Heart Attack! The Early Pulse-Pounding Cinema of Kelly Hughes ($3.99).

SCREENINGS – (Cinefamily, Los Angeles, Feb. 20 & 21):

The Color of Pomegranates (1968): ‘s stunning impressionistic biography of Armenian poet Sayat Nova, in a newly restored print. Screens tonight (Friday 20th) at 7:30 PM PST, and again tomorrow at 5 PM if that’s too short notice. You can also check out The Duke of Burgundy, which is screening at the theater all week. The Color of Pomegranates at Cinefamily.

NEW ON DVD:

Birdman, or (the Unexpected Virtues of Ignorance) (2014): Read our capsule review. This year’s only movie nominated for both an Academy and a Weirdcademy Award. Buy Birdman.

Cult of the Damned [AKA Angel, Angel, Down We Go] (1969): An overweight heiress with a retired porn star mom falls in with a gang of revolutionary rock musicians. This seldom-seen trashy exploitation film has musical numbers and is frequently described by those who’ve seen it as “bizarre.” Buy Cult of the Damned.

Jake Squared (2013): A Hollywood director decides to film his own party as an experiment, but is shocked when dead relatives and past versions of himself show up to castigate him. It’s a little 8 1/2, a little Synecdoche, New York, and a little Hot Tub Time Machine. Buy Jake Squared.

Motivational Growth (2013): A mold growing in filthy home of a depressed man starts giving the homeowner motivational advice (which may not be in his best interests). Featuring the voice of . Buy Motivational Growth.

Le Pont du Nord (1981): Two women discover a magical map that turns Paris into a hallucinatory board game. Curious that this is obscurity finally released on DVD, 14 years after its debut, but Jacques Rivette’s far more eagerly awaited Celine and Julie Go Boating remains missing. Buy Le Pont du Nord.

Psych-Out (1968): A deaf girl goes to Haight-Ashbury during the Summer of Love looking for her missing brother and winds up hanging out with a psychedelic band fronted by “Stoney” (); everyone drops acid and indulges in some free love. Pair this with Cult of the Damned above for a swinging Sixties sexploitation double feature. Buy Psych-Out.

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013): Read our review. This classic Japanese fairy tale from Studio Ghibli about a tiny princess found in a bamboo stalk didn’t screen much in the U.S., but Universal put a lot of work into the DVD, including an entire disc of extra features. Buy The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Birdman, or (the Unexpected Virtues of Ignorance) (2014): See description in DVD above. Buy Birdman [Blu-ray].

Cult of the Damned [AKA Angel, Angel, Down We Go] (1969): See description in DVD above. Buy Cult of the Damned [Blu-ray].

Motivational Growth (2013): See description in DVD above. Buy Motivational Growth [Blu-ray].

Le Pont du Nord (1981): See description in DVD above. Buy Le Pont du Nord [Blu-ray].

Psych-Out (1968): See description in DVD above. Buy Psych-Out [Blu-ray].

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013): See description in DVD above. The set includes 2 DVDs for a total of 3 discs. Buy The Tale of the Princess Kaguya [Blu-ray + DVD]

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON SHOUT  FACTORY TV:

The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010): Read our capsule review. ‘s French fantasy about a Renaissance woman dealing with mummies and a pterodactyl in a pre-WWI Paris. This is the “director’s cut,” which means the brief topless scene (in what is otherwise basically a kids’ movie) is fully intact. Watch The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-Sec free on Shout Factory TV.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

CALVARY (2014) AND I CONFESS (1953)

John Michael McDonagh’s Calvary was one of 2014’s best films, with  a central performance that is authentic in the rarest of ways. is a welcome throwback to a specialized breed of cinematic actors: big, erudite men (Robert Shaw was such an actor). Gleeson began his acting career  at a young age, appearing in the plays of Samuel Beckett and William Shakespeare. He was an English teacher for over a decade before embarking on a film career. Naturally, he has specialized in playing Irish patriarchs, mentors and historical figures, which makes his casting as Father James, a potential martyr, shrewd.

Traditionally, the role of a Catholic priest has been thought of as an actor’s plum. It is easy to see why, especially in the contemporary world. The Roman Catholic priest, with his vows of  poverty, chastity, and obedience, has willfully chosen a subculture that is shockingly in direct opposition to the precepts of modernism’s worldview. The priest believes, whether he inevitably lives up to it or not, that he has an existential calling. He does not take the honor unto himself. Rather, he regards that his is a vocation called by something inward. His rejection of materialism is, hypothetically, inclusive. Capital, desire, and ego, theoretically are tenets of a status quo path that he has chosen to reject. The priesthood is the quintessential revolt against all that which is temporal.

Still from I Confess (1953)‘s I Confess (1953) features a performance by Montgomery Clift, as Father Michael Logan, which takes the psychology of the priestly vocation to an icy extreme. Clift’s performance, born of primordial method acting, parallels the film’s inert aesthetic.

Robert Burks’ shimmering cinematography exudes a Genesis-like potency. This, combined with Clift’s acting achievement, rendered I Confess a cult favorite among New Wave filmmakers and French critics.

American critics and audiences found it a more curious affair. It is akin to Gabriel Fauré’s music. Its appeal is primarily provincial; so subtle that invoking its aesthetic content proves to be a task.  Critics deemed this theological drama from the Jesuit-schooled Hitchcock too inaccessible, an inside affair amidst the director’s populist oeuvre. With introverted themes of Eden-esque transgressions, annihilation of carnality, and dogmatic devotion, I Confess was too bound in the interior of an orthodox landscape. Had Hitchcock’s film taken a more commercial approach, Western reception would have been considerably broader. Local critics predominantly panned Continue reading CALVARY (2014) AND I CONFESS (1953) →

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