POD 366, EPISODE 13: THE RESIDENTS PRESENT SMOKING CAUSES BLOOD ON THE SON OF ENYS MEN 3: THE REMAKE

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Quick links/Discussed in this episode:

Smoking Causes Coughing (2022) Discussion: https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=174. A tobacco-themed superhero group go on a morale-building retreat between adventures. It’s ‘s buzziest movie in some time, and it’s finally here (in theaters and on VOD). Official site. Buy or rent Smoking Causes Coughing on VOD.

Enys Men (2023) Discussion: https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=481. A woman observing a flower on an isolated island hallucinates. The trailer emits strong 1970s folk horror vibes. In theaters now. Enys Men official site.

Exorcist 3 (1990) in 4K: Discussion: https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=769. Read Eric Young’s review. A movie adaptation of ‘s novel Legion that originally had no exorcism in it, so the producers demanded one be added in so they could title it “Exorcist III.” III got the last laugh, since it gets a 4K UHD remake, while the original Exorcist does not. Buy Exorcist III.

Son of the Stars [Fiul Stelelor] (1984): Discussion https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=1066. In the year 6470, a husband-and-wife astronaut team crash land on a mysterious planet and leave their son behind while searching for a missing woman. A psychedelic Romanian sci-fi feature for children of all ages, made by and the rest of the team behind Delta Space Mission. Buy Son of the Stars.

Blood on Méliès’ Moon (2016): Discussion https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=1436. A filmmaker (80s Italian exploitation film director Luigi Cozzi, starring as himself) searches for a lost Georges Méliès film and ends up in a parallel universe. Unreleased in the US until Intervision picked it up for a surprise Blu-ray release, pairing it with the surreal Cozzi children’s film Little Wizards of Oz (2018) and the documentary Fantasticozzi on a separate disc. Buy Blood On Méliès’ Moon.

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The Residents Triple Trouble (2022): Discussion https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=1843. An ex-priest replaces his love of God with a love of fungus. The first feature film from the experimental cult band (they of the giant eyeballs), this played at a few underground film festivals but slipped our notice—until now. Triple Trouble official site. Buy Triple Trouble.

Vertigo remake?: Discussion https://youtu.be/XKVs4y-OPD8?t=2063. is apparently attached to a remake of Vertigo. Early April Fools’ joke? Deadline doesn’t seem to think so.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE:

Just to reiterate upcoming guests on April’s Pod 366 entries: Garry Huggins (Kick Me) jpoins us on 4/6; (the FP series) on 4/13; G.B. Hajim (Strange Frame: Love & Sax) on 4/20; and Terri McSorley and Erich Kursten (“Acidemic“) on 4/27.

Also, join us tonight at 9:00 PM on our Discord Channel for a screening of ‘s bizarre (but good-hearted) cross-dressing documentary, Glen or Glenda (1953).

Also we will be “debuting” a new trash/experimental feature, Russia’s Plan 9 from Aliexpress, on our Discord channel. We’re looking for suggestions as to the best time to schedule to reach the widest audience. Current options are 2 PM ET or 10:15 ET, both on Saturday, April 8. If you want to catch this (it could be your only chance), please weigh in with the best time/date in the comments section here. We will try to accommodate the maximum number of viewers.

Also, we will be hosting more regularly scheduled Weird Watch Parties this week! You can see the schedule in the sidebar, but we’ll reiterate here:

Friday, Mar. 31 (As mentioned, tonight!) at 9:00 PM: Glen or Glenda (1953) on Tubi via Discord (free)

Tuesday, Apr. 4 at 7:30 PM: Solaris [Solyaris] (1972) on Freevee via Discord.

And of course, we continue with print reviews. Next week, Shane Wilson describes the indescribable L’Ange (1982); Amy Vaughn Czechs out The Cassandra Cat (1963) [AKA The Day the Cat Came]; and takes a trip with Damselvis, Daughter of Helvis (1994). Also, Giles Edwards ears are burning because we’re mentioning his upcoming review of the lesbian-punk-post-apocalyptic-whatsit Flaming Ears (1992).

Onward and weirdward!

APOCRYPHA CANDIDATE: ZAPPER! (2023)

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DIRECTED BY:

FEATURING: Christoper James Taylor, Skye Armenta, Nick Gatsby

PLOT: Godlike beings direct banana-wielding “zappers” in a game to recover pieces of a puzzle in order to access a mystical skateboard.

Scene from ZAPPER! (2023)

WHY IT MIGHT JOIN THE APOCRYPHA: It’s low, low budget makes it a long shot, but ZAPPER! is a movie best represented by a scene where a hippie in a ski mask fires a banana laser at a flying moose head. That’s enough to keep it in the game.

COMMENTS: Let’s be upfront here: ZAPPER! was inspired by, sponsored by, and endorsed by LSD. It includes characters named “Lucy” and “Tabs.” The movie’s only bar only serves “electric kool aid.” The opening titles warn “The trip you are about to embark on contains sequences of flashing lights.” And at one point a guy (played by director Gatsby) takes a dropper full of blue liquid and drips it onto the perforated squares of a Grateful Dead dancing bear blotter, then drops it on his tongue. So ZAPPER! is not exactly subtle about its lysergic origins.

Of course, even without those nods to acid culture, you might have detected some psychedelic influence from the constant colored kaleidoscopic filters covering everything on the screen. While ZAPPER!  incorporates actors and a rather wild script, all the other cinematic elements take a back seat to the visuals. Nearly every frame of film has some sort of color filter applied to it, cycling through every shade of the rainbow, sometimes within a couple seconds. Layered on top of that obsessive chromatic fiddling you’ll see digital snow, superimposed images, snatches of animation, animated figures painted on live action (at one point “Persistence of Memory” melted clocks drift across the screen), lavish green screen backdrops, actual lava lamps and black lights, and local psychedelic graffiti incorporated into the imagery. The “game master” scenes, shot in simple black and white, provide short breaks for your tired eyes. The visual twists are constant: wearisome for some, exhilarating for others, but in either case offered with tremendous love and dedication.

All of this trickery is desperately needed, because otherwise the film is just a glorified home movie. At times, the lack of production value peeks through the psychedelic overlay: you can become painfully aware of the bananas, lunchboxes and toy gun props, the public spaces and apartment locations. Acting is amateur, and Gatsby doesn’t turn the actors’ lack of glamour into an asset the way a would. The script is full of crazy ideas, which naturally don’t always work: in particular, a couple of times Gatsby deliberately shows the crew shooting the scene, which breaks the spell without adding anything thematically. Still, there is just barely enough structure to the story to keep it from totally floating off into a purple haze. ZAPPER! sells itself as a trip movie, and it is that, but it’s also a demo reel for Gatsby’s advanced design sensibilities, which have grown more lavish and assured since his microbudget debut My Neighbor Wants Me Dead. I could see him finding work as a visual effects specialist or credits sequence designer on bigger budget projects. If you’re dropping acid tonight, give ZAPPER! a spin; even if you’re not, if you’ve got a craving for cinematic adventures beyond the bounds of reality, this is a drug you might want to just say “yes” to.

ZAPPER! currently exists on Tubi and other free streaming platforms.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…exist[s] in the liminal space between needing psychedelic drugs to enjoy it and feeling like you are already half a carton of magic mushrooms on a wild trip… This may be just the wild hunt through acid-drenched technicolor weirdness you need.”–Benjamin Franz, Film Threat (contemporaneous)

(This movie was nominated for review by “Thomas.” Suggest a weird movie of your own here.)

34*. THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION (1985)

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DIRECTED BY: Michael Rubbo

FEATURING: Mathew Mackay, Siluck Saysanasy, Alison Podbrey, Michael Hogan, Michel Maillot

PLOT: After suffering a terrible fright while exploring a derelict house, young Michael’s hair falls out, leaving him completely bald; possible salvation arrives in the form of a strange cure proffered by a pair of ghosts, which involves smearing a bizarre concoction atop his head. When an impatient Michael adds too much peanut butter to the recipe, his hair commences to grow wildly out of control. Not only does Michael have a new set of challenges associated with his uncontrollable coif, but he becomes the target of a dubious art teacher who covets the boy’s locks for the manufacture of magical paintbrushes. 

Still from The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

BACKGROUND

  • Quebecois producer Rock Demers made his mark in the world of youth-oriented cinema with 1970’s The Christmas Martian, which was made to take advantage of Canadian tax breaks.  
  • The Peanut Butter Solution was the second of a planned dozen kids’ movies by Demers’ Les Production La Fete studio under the banner “Tales For All.” The success of the series earned the studio the moniker “Disney of the North.” 
  • The soundtrack includes two songs performed by future music titan Celine Dion. She was seventeen at the time, and these were her first English-language recordings.
  • The script began as a bedtime story director/co-writer Rubbo would tell his 6-year-old son.
  • Co-writer Vojtech Jasný, best known as director of The Cassandra Cat (1963), was a veteran of the .

INDELIBLE IMAGE: There are many memorable shots of Michael’s ever-growing hair, but probably the most lasting is the contraption he is forced to devise to prevent the hyperactive follicles from killing him in his sleep, resulting in a ‘do that resembles one of St. Basil’s onion domes. 

TWO WEIRD THINGS: Way too much hair down there; paintbrush sweatshop

WHAT MAKES IT WEIRD: What doesn’t? The film starts out with an unusual premise, surrounds it with a cast of characters who act in ways that bear no relationship to the way humans behave, and then sends the story in random directions that only magnify the craziness. You’ve heard the hype; the buzz is justified. It’s exactly as strange as you think it will be, and then some.

Original trailer for The Peanut Butter Solution

COMMENTS: I don’t remember how many years ago it was that my Continue reading 34*. THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION (1985)

366 UNDERGROUND: PLAN 9 FROM ALIEXPRESS (2022)

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RecommendedBeware

DIRECTED BY: Diana Galimzyanova

FEATURING: Ekaterina Dar, Elizaveta Shulyak, Lilit Karapetyan,  Diana Galimzyanova

PLOT: A gothic princess wishes to commit suicide, but a dastardly prince charming steals her rope.

COMMENTS:

The rope. The trolley. Trolley 54. Chthulu.

Flick-switch DIY? They can do, they can do.

A meaningless quest line jellies about.

Nonsense everywhere. No way out.

Where is this cryptic nonsense bound?

Who gave them a camera, or was it just found?

What’s with this denticulated review?

Why do you ask? And what’s it to you?

Stalin’s bust, a princess, a faerie, a door.

Interference lines dance on the floor.

A jaunty yellow crown. A scythe, tag-fresh glinty.

If only the French were this fun in the ’60s.

Fed black and white and sepia treats,

The perplexion’d sun faces hasty defeat.

Toss in drag, and mime, and some derelict sets—

This film makes no sense; and yet… and yet…

[Submitting this review took major testicles.

Plan 9 is playing select film festivals.-Ed.]

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…this film is not some sort of brainheavy meta movie or anything like that but a pretty mad comedy carried by humour reminiscent of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, held together exactly by the fact that nothing really holds the story together… A very unusual film for sure…” -Mike Haberfelner, Search My Trash (contemporaneous)