IT CAME FROM THE READER-SUGGESTED QUEUE: SUBWAY (1985)

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DIRECTED BY: Luc Besson

FEATURING: Isabelle Adjani, , , Michel Galabru, Jean-Hugues Anglade, Jean Reno

PLOT: Fred, a free-spirited thief, absconds with valuable papers belonging to Héléna, the kept wife of a powerful criminal, and escapes into the underground world of the Paris Métro, where he enlists the help of an entire community living off the grid.

COMMENTS: Subway gets started with a truly satisfying kick. We meet Fred in media res, tuxedo-clad and barreling down a Parisian highway in a cheap car with a load of similarly attired muscle in hot pursuit. But he even knows that the chase doesn’t really begin until he’s got the proper music, and so he ignores the impending threat just long enough to give him the chance to slam in a cassette tape and queue up Eric Serra’s punchy synth-funk beat. Once that roars in, we’ve got ourselves a bona fide chase.

It’s a very Luc Besson kind of joke that, once Fred (Lambert, only a year after being introduced to English-speaking audiences as Tarzan) eludes his pursuers in the underground, we’ll never see him in the sun again, and we definitely won’t have another thrill ride. Instead, we’ll join Fred in discovering the very different way of life taking place in the tunnels of the Métro. It may seem familiar, with commerce and law enforcement and entertainment, but it’s a very different attitude down there. It’s a laid-back, “que sera, sera” kind of vibe, and Fred adapts to it quickly; in his first night, he meets friends who give him food, new clothes, and a place to sleep; he makes the acquaintance of an incredibly strong man who can pry open handcuffs with his bare hands; and he pops into an impromptu party where he immediately starts making friends. If Fred is a natural fit for subway life, Héléna, the gangster’s wife who Fred is both smitten with and cheekily blackmailing, is a more surprising addition to the community. Adjani is stunning in a series of terrifically 80s outfits, but she is possibly most striking in a scene where she returns to her above-ground life and realizes that she can’t stomach it. She gently ingratiates herself into the Métro culture, because that’s what the good guys do in Subway.  

Subway is one of the pivotal entries in the French movement known as “cinéma du look,” in which Besson and fellow directors like Jean-Jacques Beineix and Leos Carax cast aside distractions like narrative in favor of maximum style. Subway has style to burn. Indeed, logic is not anyone’s top priority. One thing may be important at one moment and forgotten the next. Sure, Fred is on the run from zealous policemen and vengeful gangsters, but that’s no reason he can’t take a quick time-out to rehearse the amazing new band he’s assembled out of the various buskers hanging out in the underground. There’s even time for him to team up with the well-connected flower salesman for a quick payroll robbery. Things just happen in Subway because it would be nice if they did. If you’re spending time wondering where Fred finds the explosives to blast open an office safe, or where the band comes up with their matching safari outfits, your head’s in the wrong place.

What’s most fascinating about Subway is how little it cares for the basics of story construction. There are a host of characters, all interesting but defined by the fewest possible characteristics, from the hard-bitten police detective who despises his junior officers, to the friendly purse thief whose primary trait is wearing roller skates, to the bemused drummer played by Jean Reno who hardly utters three sentences but still seems cooler and more relaxed than in any other role in his career. There’s a romance, but it’s conducted almost entirely smoldering looks and chill dialogue. There’s even a climactic collision of passion and violence that is tempered by a happy song to such a degree that even a corpse can’t help but nod along. It doesn’t make sense, and it’s not supposed to. Subway is made of pleasant little moments, and like the people they depict, we just take them as they come.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“There’s nothing that’s ever boring in this one, but it is definitely paced differently than many may be used to.  It is less about the Plot directly and more about the ambiance of the area…  Getting the balance between ‘weird, slice of life Story’ and Plot-driven Film is tricky.  Thankfully, this one balances it quite well… The Ending is a bit odd, but, you know, French.” Alec Pridgen, Mondo Bizzaro

(This movie was nominated for review by Gary Simanton. Suggest a weird movie of your own here.)         

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Reminder/notice: Volume 2 of the “366 Weird Movies Guide” is currently scheduled to appear in June.

Nomination process: simply name up to 3 movies you’d like to see apocryphacized in the comments. Movies must be from our “list candidate” category (here’s a quick link to the relevant section of our movie index). We will leave the comments open for 2 weeks for nominations. After this, we will put up a poll allowing readers to select which movies will actually be apocryphacized. Contributors to the original book are welcome to make nominations, but are ineligible for the contest.

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POD 366, EP. 118: ALEX KITTLE, RE-ANIMATOR, & MORE

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Discussed in this episode:

Better Man (2024): Read Shane Wilson’s review. The Robbie-Williams-as-a-CGI-chimp biopic is out in a 4K UHD/Blu-ray combo pack, and is also available on DVD. Buy Better Man.

Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025): This Lionsgate release somehow incorporates an insomniac pop star, Jenna Ortega, Barry Keoghan, and the tagline “reality lies deeper than you think.” It looks fairly surreal, but we haven’t seen any advance reviews (which can be a bad sign). Hurry Up Tomorrow official site.

Kung Fury 2 (202?): This week, a 10-minute sizzle reel for the troubled, long-in-production Kung Fury 2 was leaked on the Internet and quickly removed (although staying up long enough to attract attention and analysis, naturally). What we can gather of the plot: cop Kung Fury (David Sandberg) returns from the original, joined by a Dirty Harry type played by a magnificently-mulleted  , to face off against Hitler and the President of the United States (played by !). There’s also a David Hasselhoff cameo (at least). This project may be moving again. Variety calls the reel “insane” and “bonkers.”

May (2002): Read Gregory J. Smalley’s review. Weirdo character study gets a Vestron Collector’s Series Blu-ray release, with extras like 3 separate audio commentaries and 8 interview featurettes.   Buy May from Lionsgate.

Megadoc (202?): ‘ behind-the-scenes documentary about the crazy production of last year’s bonkers Megalopolis, now has a distributor (Utopia). Although that company is owned by ‘s nephew, unnamed sources assured reporters the doc will be a “warts-and-all” exposé. Indiewire has more details.

Reanimator (1985): Read Giles Edwards’ List Candidate review. Ignite Films is releasing a number of different editions of the seminal horror comedy, in four different versions ranging from a standard Blu-ray for about $40 to the ultra-deluxe box with a Blu-ray, 4K UHD disc, hardcover book (with essay by Alex Kittle and others), Dr. Hill bobblehead (!), and more for about $130.  Buy Re-Animator at Ignite Films.

Resurrection (2025): ‘s Resurrection was added to the Cannes lineup (in competition) this week at the last possible minute. The details we’ve heard about the plot are somewhat confusing but it seems to involve a post-apocalyptic future, a love affair between a woman and an android, and humanity’s loss of the ability to dream. The teaser features Gan’s typical intriguing camerawork. We’ll be awaiting this one eagerly.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE:

No guest scheduled for next week’s Pod 366, but Greg and Giles will return to discuss the week’s news and new releases. In written content, Shane Wilson takes a trip to the underground Subway (1985), Enar Clarke writes a Requiem for a Vampire (1972), and G. Smalley can’t wait to see Hurry up Tomorrow. Onward and weirdward!

58*. GOD TOLD ME TO (1976)

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AKA Demon; God Told Me To Kill

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.” – Proverbs 3:5-6

DIRECTED BY: Larry Cohen

FEATURING: Tony Lo Bianco, Deborah Raffin, Sandy Dennis, Sylvia Sidney, Sam Levene, Mike Kellin, Richard Lynch

PLOT: NYPD detective Peter Nicholas investigates a series of spree killings in which the perpetrators all seem to act with no provocation or explanation, each justifying their actions by saying “God told me to.” Nicholas, a devout Catholic, is infuriated by this claim, but equally plagued by their certainty and his shame over his own sins and infidelities. His investigation leads him to an unearthly suspect, an individual with stories of alien abduction, virgin birth, and Nicholas’ own family history.

Still from God Told Me To (1976)

BACKGROUND:

  • Cohen was a genre chameleon whose c.v. includes the blaxploitation gangster flick Black Caesar, the giant-beast-in-New-York movie Q: The Winged Serpent, and the consumerism horror-satire The Stuff, and his previous film It’s Alive, the tale of a monstrous baby that our own Alfred Eaker called “one of the best horror films of the decade.
  • Cohen planned to engage Bernard Herrmann, who provided the music for It’s Alive, to compose the score for the new film. According to Cohen, Herrmann watched a rough cut and afterwards discussed his plans with the director over dinner. Unfortunately, Herrmann passed away in his sleep that night. (The film is dedicated to the composer.) Cohen’s next choice, Miklós Rózsa, turned down the job, saying, “God told me not to.” Frank Cordell eventually scored the film.
  • Cohen first cast Robert Forster in the role of the detective. Forster worked on the film for several days before tiring of the director’s methods and leaving the production.
  • The policeman who goes on a shooting rampage at the St. Patrick’s Day parade is portrayed by Andy Kaufman, in his film debut. Cohen crashed the actual parade to film without a permit, and said later that he had to intervene with onlookers to protect Kaufman when the comedian taunted them.

INDELIBLE IMAGE: In their final showdown, the glowing, androgynous Bernard tempts Nicholas to join forces and spawn a new race of beings on earth. As proof of his bonafides, Philip pulls up his tunic to reveal a pulsing vagina located squarely in the left side of his chest. It’s a startling sight (and a curious location at that), but it clears the bar for shock value, and ensures that Nicholas is definitively unconvinced to join the cause.

TWO WEIRD THINGS: Abstract alien abduction; ribcage vagina

WHAT MAKES IT WEIRD: God Told Me To builds upon the intriguing decision to take the rantings of homicidal lunatics seriously, and to consider the possibility that God really is commanding the insane to do their horrible deeds. Upon this simple subversion, Cohen piles up a child’s treasury of conspiracy theories and paranoid tropes, including shadowy cabals of power, police corruption, ancient astronauts, hermaphroditism, mind control, and angel/devil dichotomies. It’s a mad melange of wild ideas and outlandish plot twists that guarantees you never quite get your footing.

Original trailer for God Told Me To (1976)

COMMENTS: “It’s based on a true story!” Larry Cohen told the Village Voice about God Told Me To in 2018. “No, seriously, it’s a picture about religion, and the violence people do in the name of religion — which feels really relevant today.” Of course, Cohen was far Continue reading 58*. GOD TOLD ME TO (1976)

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