CAPSULE: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (1998)

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DIRECTED BY: Vincent Ward

FEATURING: , Annabella Sciorra, Cuba Gooding Jr., Max von Sydow

PLOT: A pediatrician dies and goes to paradise, but he’s willing to throw away an eternity of bliss to find his wife, who’s trapped in a far less pleasant afterlife.

WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST:  Majestic visuals make Dreams worth a gander for most, but due to high levels of sugary sentiment it’s contraindicated for diabetic cinephiles.  While it has some unusual moments (and a cool eyeblink cameo from weird icon Werner Herzog as a tormented head), its weirdness isn’t much higher than any other Hollywood-approved fantasy.

Still from What Dreams May Come (1998)

COMMENTS: The romantic afterlife fantasy What Dreams May Come flopped at the box office, but won a well-deserved Oscar for Best Visual Effects. When pediatrician Chris (Robin Williams) dies and goes to heaven, the afterlife manifests as one of his wife’s oil paintings. Williams (joined by spiritual guide Cuba Gooding Jr.) wanders around inside an incredibly detailed landscape that looks like it was literally created out of paint; when his shoe slips on the mud, it exposes an undercoat of iridescent green and orange. It’s a miraculous mise-en-scène that, by itself, makes the movie worth catching. Other visuals pack quite a punch as well, especially when the action moves from a prismatic heaven to a gray hell: we watch a horde of swimming dead menacing Chris’s boat, and see him carefully transverse a field where the faces of the damned grow like heads of lettuce.

Unfortunately, the other aspects of the production can’t keep up to the standard set by the visuals, and a vein of sappiness undermines the whole endeavor. What Dreams was made during the period when Robin Williams was still transitioning from a wacky motormouthed comedian to a “serious” dramatic actor, and he received some praise for this performance at the time; looking back, however, it seems too restrained, as if he’s trying to keep his massive personality in check. Gooding Jr. tries to compensate for Williams’ surprising lack of energy, and goes over the top a couple of times (I half expected him to shout out, “show me the salvation!”). Annabella Sciorra comes off best, but she needed a better agent; she gets third billed, behind supporting player Gooding Jr., and doesn’t even get her name before the title! The story actually has an affecting emotional core which is cleverly explored—Chris’ descent into his wife’s personal hell mirrors a real life tragedy suffered back on earth—but the pathos doesn’t come through as powerfully as it should; you might come away from the picture with the feeling that the message is that the only things that survive death are love and therapy. Distractions keep the story from getting into gear until the movie’s already half over. Sure, the visuals are awesome in Paradise, but the story dawdles there, just taking in the scenery. Chris’ relationship with his children is awkwardly handled as a pair of intrusive subplots to the main love story; it’s unsettling how, amidst so much longing for his wife back on Earth, he remembers to ask about his kids as an afterthought. The dialogue frequently sounds like it should be printed on a motivational poster rather than coming out of the mouths of believable human beings: there’s about a dozen variations on the theme of “never give up,” plus such cringe-inducing lines as “you don’t have to break in half to love somebody” and “what some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.”

But even with all the kitsch and mawkishness spread throughout the film, it’s the ridiculous, nonsensical finish—with its teary hugs and wildflowers and sunlight glinting on the water and swelling strings—that leaves a sickly sweet aftertaste that almost ruins the whole experience. (An unfinished but more sensible alternate ending, which follows the original novel, is included as an extra on the disc). While What Dreams makes lots of references to fine art, from its “Hamlet”-inspired title to its mythological plot and the visual citations to 19th century paintings, it’s all a surface sheen of culture masking a limp, New Agey, nondenominational spirituality. Even Richard Matheson’s original novel, while not high art on the level of the masterpieces the movie references, seems bowdlerized (the author is on record as finding the adaptation disappointing). Though it clearly wants to be taken seriously as Art, the movie is simultaneously too concerned with being inoffensive and inspirational, so it ends up playing like Orpheus as adapted by someone whose only previous experience was writing greeting cards for Hallmark.

In an unusual move, What Dreams May Come listed about a dozen paintings which inspired the various looks of the film in the credits.  19th century German Romantic landscape painter Caspar David Friedrich was the most cited inspiration, with his The Wanderer Above the Mists and Two Men Contemplating the Moon singled out. You may notice just the tiniest hint of another influence, Hieronomous Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights, in the Hell scenes.  The Paradise scenes, on the other hand, often have riotous color schemes that are more reminiscent to me of a modern impressionist like Leonid Afremov or even the Disney inspired work of Thomas Kinkade than the much subtler works of the Old Masters cited in the credits.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…probably not mainstream enough to enthrall audiences and assure a big return at the box office. It is arguably too offbeat… Director Vincent Ward’s view of heaven is surreal and spectacular, with special effects enhancing everything from the subtle greens of the mosses and grass to the crimsons, violets, oranges, and blues of the flower petals.”–James Berardinelli, Reel Views (contemporaneous)

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CAPSULE: SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS (2006)

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DIRECTED BY:  Lucifer Valentine

FEATURING:  Ameara Lavey, Pig Lizzy, Maja Lee

PLOT: A bulimic teen makes a pact with the devil in this nonsensical odyssey of ICK!

Still from Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)

WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST:  Despite it’s feature length and small cult following, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is not really a movie at all, just a collage of clips. It was not structured to make any sort of sense, nor does it seem intended to be taken seriously. Regrettably, there does not appear to have been enough thought behind it to consider that it might be a joke on the audience, as was the case with Andy Warhol‘s notorious Sleep (1963).  Of course, I wanted to write about it as a joke. I was going to begin with an intro stating something to the effect that I always try to recommend good cinema. But my conscience won’t let me play that joke on you. The movie is really that bad.

COMMENTS: Abused teen Angela flees home, is sheltered by a lecherous priest, and sexually exploited by all she meets. Think Candy (1968), by Christian Marquand and Buck Henry, based on Terry (Dr. Strangelove) Southern’s novelized parody of Voltaire’s Candide. Only with mangled vignettes, jump cuts, smash cuts, blood, simulated violence, gore, heaving breasts, full frontal nudity, incoherent babbling, dancing bears, Nazism, and of course vomit. Lots of it. Minus the clever plot of Candy. OK, just kidding about the dancing bears and Nazism, but suffice it to say, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls makes Doors lead singer Jim Morrison’s UCLA film studies student project look like Citizen Kane.

Anyway, back to the “plot” (or lack of it). Drug addicted, alcoholic, and repeatedly used as a sexual bucket, a fed-up Angela refutes all worldly good and makes a pact with Satan in return for His protection. It doesn’t work out well. After setting fire to the priest’s church, Angela descends into stripping and prostitution, spiraling ever more furiously hell-bound, with lots of blood, gore, heaving breasts, full frontal nudity, vomit of course, and—oh wait, we already covered that.

Yup. That’s about it. Eye gouge scenes, raving girls rolling on the floor in religious mania, and naked strippers whom Valentine recruited from the local roadhouse. Hot, deranged, tormented, supple, quivering naked strippers covered with red corn syrup, sticking their fingers down their throats and retching on a glass table positioned over an upturned camera.

Apparently Lucifer Valentine is a film student with access to cameras, lights, makeup, and little in the way of clever ideas. He set out to make the ultimate work of shock value pop “art.” As pop “art,” it does indeed reflect abstract expressionism via a survey of superficial contemporary counter-cultural values: sex, drugs, rock and roll, violence, and nihilism. But so does a drive though Southeast LA. Valentine certainly succeeded in making the most deliberately offensive, ridiculous, non-nonsensical picture he could.

Only my most proudly deviant weirdo friends will want to see Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, the first entry in Valentine’s Vomit Gore Trilogy. (Yes, that’s right, there are three of these movies. The next two entries are the 2009 ReGOREgitated Sacrifice, and Slow Torture Puke Chamber [2010]). Yow!

All others avoid at all costs.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…everything on display here (including its at times ‘film-school-esque’ execution) seems all to deliberate. How can we shock? How can we be disgusting? How can we seem weird? How can we gain attention? When your viewer feels as if you were asking these questions during the ‘creative’ process, much of its potential integrity and/or effectiveness is lost.”–Lawrence P. Raffel, Monsters at Play (DVD)


Scenes from Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Here’s your homework for the coming week: watch What Dreams May Come, the Robin Williams pastel afterlife fantasy, and be prepared to comment.  For extra credit you can do independent research on the weird feminist dystopia film FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions; those who really want to brown-nose should come prepared to discuss the puke-aphiliac surreal shock pic Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.  If those titles aren’t obscure enough for you, we’ll dig really deep for coverage of the resurrection of horror host Sammy Terry and his New Nightmare Theater, and one week from today we’ll kick off a new occasional series on super-low-budget independent movies (tentatively entitled “366 Underground”—suggestions for a better title are welcome) with coverage of The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol.

It was a banner week for weird search terms used to locate the site.  First off, while not a particularly bizarre search term in itself, we have to give a nod to “weird is nice movie blog,” which we think describes our project very succinctly.   Moving on to weirder stuff, someday we would really love to see a “horror movie inside her belly button.”  Another untitled movie that piques our interest is hinted at in the following search term: “white rice kung fu movie 1970s vagina supernatural.”  And speaking of kung fu, in a less competitive week “weird old kung fu cock” would have been the hands down winner (we usually don’t print the dirty search terms, but we’re pretty sure this searcher is looking for a butt-kicking rooster).  As fun as that search string was, however, nothing beats the brilliant, insightful prose of “if a giant floating head tells you your penis is evil follow it home and kill all hippies!”  (Note to this week’s winner: you have a job writing plot synopses waiting for you here at 366 Weird Movies).

Here’s how that super-long reader-suggested review queue stands (more titles after break, natch): What Dreams May Come (next week); Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Final Flesh; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel (2004); Tetsuo; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 6/3/2011

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Contractor’s Routine: Indie about a contractor named Jacob who has lucid daydreams about killing people, and an imaginary friend named Esau who tries to keep him in line.  Sounds weird.  We’re not sure what to make of the fact that the official website reprints the film’s Sundance rejection letter as if it were an endorsement.  Only playing in San Francisco, where it was shot; we’ll look for it on DVD.  Contractor’s Routine official site.

Film Socialisme (2010): Jean-Luc Goddard’s latest film is enigmatically described as “a symphony in three movements,” titled “Things Such As,” “Quo Vadis Europe,” and “Humanities.” It’s split critics right down the middle, and it looks very weird. Opening at the IFC Center in Manhattan, with very sparse screenings at specialty venues across the US to follow through the summer.  Film Socialisme at Lorber Films.

Yellowbrickroad: Years ago, an entire New England hamlet disappeared when the entire population marched up a mysterious trail; now, the original trailhead has been found and some researchers plan to follow it. The low-budget project sounds like it has a real Blair Witch Project vibe, but most interesting (to us) is the fact that this movie is being distributed by a blog (bloody-disgusting.com).  Yellowbrickroad official site.

NEW ON DVD:

Kaboom (2010):  Read our capsule review.  Gregg Araki‘s latest mix of sex and teen weirdness arrives on DVD. Buy Kaboom.

Never Apologize (2007):  A recording of a one man show in which Malcolm McDowell reflects on his association with Lindsay Anderson on the “Mick Travis” trilogy (If…, the Certified Weird O Lucky Man!, and Britannia Hospital).  Fans of McDowell or of the fascinatingly weird series may want to check this out. Buy Never Apologize.

Passion Play (2010):  Fantasy fairy-tale starring Mickey Rourke as a jazz musician and Megan Fox as a “Bird Woman,” also with Bill Murray and a grown-up midnight movie teen idol Bud Cort.  It flopped at the Toronto International Film Festival and currently holds a remarkable 4% at Rotten Tomatoes (at one point it was 0%, until a favorable review rolled in from the New York Post). If there’s something really wrong with it, we’d like to see for ourselves. Buy Passion Play.

Undertow [Contracorriente] (2009):  We’re going to let The Guardian‘s Steve Rose sum this one up for us: “...if you only see one gay Peruvian fisherman ghost story this year…“ It’s south-of-the-equator magical realism, natch, and was Peru’s official selection for foreign film Oscar consideration. Buy Undertow.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The Cat O’Nine Tails (1971):  Blue Underground continues releasing their Dario Argento catalog on Blu-ray with this early giallo (the director’s second film), starring Karl Malden investigating murders at a genetics laboratory.  Reportedly not his best movie (apparently, the director himself thought it was his worst), but Argento completists will want to take note. Buy The Cat O’ Nine Tails [Blu-ray].

A Clockwork Orange (Anniversary Edition) (1971):  Stanley Kubrick‘s classic weird and disturbing morality fable, featuring an iconic, star-making performance from Malcolm McDowell, about an experiment to rehabilitate a young criminal by chemically castrating his free will.  The new special features are Malcolm-centric, including a DVD commentary by the actor and two new featurettes. Buy A Clockwork Orange (Anniversary Edition) [Blu-ray].

Passion Play (2010): See description in DVD above. Buy Passion Play [Blu-ray].

Stanley Kubrick: Limited Edition Collection:  Includes Spartacus (1960), Lolita (1962), Dr. Strangelove (1964), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), the Certified Weird A Clockwork Orange (1971), Barry Lyndon (1975), The Shining (1980), Full Metal Jacket (1987), and Eyes Wide Shut (1999).  It also includes a short hardback book with essays on the movies.  If we’re not wrong, all of these have previously been released on Blu-ray except Lolita and Barry Lyndon, which are simultaneously being released in single disc versions, and which also happen to be the only two that arrive without any special features.  It’s still a great introduction to the master director who was unafraid to go weird up until the very end. Buy Stanley Kubrick: Limited Edition Collection [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

The Brother from Another Planet (1984):  A mute alien, who looks like an African-American human, crashes his spaceship in Harlem as he hides out from (white) alien bounty hunters.  This offbeat comedy/immigration allegory from John Sayles made some waves when it was released, but never quite became a cult classic. Watch The Brother from Another Planet free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

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