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WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 5/29/2015

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

SCREENINGS – (Cinefamily, Los Angeles, CA, Fri. 5/29):

The City of Lost Children (1995): Read the Certified Weird entry! This presentation of the classic about a madman who steals children’s dreams in a steampunk city is kicks off a new French film series at Cinefamily called “La Collectionneuse.” City screens with unspecified shorts (the team made a few of these in the 1980s before garduating to their first feature, 1991’s Certified Weird Delicatessen). The City of Lost Children at Cinefamily.

SCREENINGS – (Cinefamily, Los Angeles, CA, Wed. 6/3):

Bronson (2008): Read the Certified Weird entry! That’s right, this Cinefamily joint is screening a second Certified Weird feature this summer, sticking a bizarre cinematic thorn into the very paw of Hollywood’s blockbuster season. No wonder they’re our favorite cult movie organization in the U.S.A. This screening celebrates the release of the full Bronson soundtrack on vinyl, with director on hand to sign copies of the LP. Bronson at Cinefamily.

NEW ON DVD:

Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014): A professor becomes a vampire-like creature, then strikes up a romantic relationship with a woman. The background to this movie may be stranger than the actual film: this is Spike Lee’s crowdfunded remake of the minor 1970s black vampire romance cult film Ganja and Hess. Buy Da Sweet Blood of Jesus.

The Escapees (1981): Two girls escape from a mental institution and drift across the French countryside. This is a minor film from , with no vampires and less surrealism and less nudity than usual (what’s left in a Rollin film when you take out the vampires, surrealism and nudity?) Redemption already released this on DVD in 2009 in a copy struck from a visually murky print, but this re-release is remastered. Buy The Escapees.

Island of Death (1976): See description in Blu-ray below. Buy Island of Death [Blu-ray/DVD combo].

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014): See description in DVD above. Buy Da Sweet Blood of Jesus [Blu-ray].

The Escapees (1981): See description in DVD above. Buy The Escapees [Blu-ray]

Island of Death (1976): Two British vigilantes take it upon themselves to slaughter local degenerates while on vacation on a Greek island. Seldom-seen Greek exploitation film that was infamously banned in Britain as a “video nasty.” Available on a DVD/Blu-ray combo, with extra features, from Arrow Video. Buy Island of Death [Blu-ray/DVD combo].

Touch of Evil (1958):  Orson Welles’ overheated noir about a Mexican lawman (Charlton Heston!) who uncovers border town corruption, embodied in the massive, commanding personality of bad cop Hank Quinlan (Welles). For a long time Touch of Evil was unavailable on home video; in the last decade, Universal seems to be re-packaging it every few years. This Blu-ray contains three cuts of the film (the theatrical version, the reconstructed version and the “preview version”) and hopefully will stand as the final word on this classic. Buy Touch of Evil [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Kung Fury (2015): After the partner of 1980s karate cop Kung Fury is killed by time-traveling assassin Adolph Hitler, Kung decides to go back in time to kill Der Führer, but miscalculates and winds up in Viking times instead. Kung Fury raised over $600,000 on Kickstarter, which was not enough to make the planned feature film; however, they did produce this thirty minute short and release it for free, so who’s complaining? Unrated, but contains cartoonish violence and profanity. Watch Kung Fury free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 5/22/2015

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

The Rumperbutts (2015): A married musical couple sell out to become children’s entertainers. A kickstarter-funded indie with magical realist elements, starring the singing duo Mates of State. Opening in L.A. The Rumperbutts Facebook page.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016): Remember reimagining Alice in Wonderland as a video game, with sleepingwalking his way through another role as a nutty eccentric, letting his makeup do the acting? Well, despite, by any sane measure of quality, sucking, Alice made a ton of money, so Disney is sending our aging Victorian lass through the looking glass next year. Good news: is back as Alice. Bad news: Depp is back as the Hatter. Good news: Burton will not direct (that duty goes to James “The Muppets” Bobin). Bad news: Alice scripter Linda Woolverton will write the screenplay. Overall, we’re not hopeful. Alice Through the Looking Glass IMDB entry.

Forbidden Zone 2 (201?): continues to make (slow) progress on producing a sequel to his 1980 Certified Weird original Forbidden Zone, which has been stuck in whatever the Sixth Dimension’s version of Development Hell is for over 30 years now. The latest encouraging info says Jenna Elfman is definitely attached and that Richard has signed a three-film development deal with Belgium’s Galaxy Studios. Read more at Screen Daily.

NEW ON DVD:

Despite the Gods (2012): Documentary chronicling Jennifer (daughter of ) Lynch’s near-breakdown as she tries to make a movie (entitled Hisss) about a shape-shifting snake goddess within the Bollywood studio system. Doesn’t sound weird per se, but it is a very conventional week for home video releases. Buy Despite The Gods.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Ninja Scroll (1993): Read our review. The popular, violent, beautifully drawn, but not so weird anime fantasy gets a (reportedly mediocre) Blu-ray transfer. Buy Ninja Scroll [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Seance [AKA Killer in the Dark] (2001): A never-released horror flick starring the crap movie dream team of Corey Feldman and Adam West. In one scene, a ghost kills a man with a CD ejected at high speed from a possessed computer. Cinematic masochists will be in Heaven (er, I mean Hell). Watch Seance free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 5/15/2015

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Two Shots Fired [Dos Disparos, AKA Two Gun Shots] (2014): Deadpan Argentinian absurdist comedy about a young man who finds a gun and impulsively shoots himself twice, but lives. No official site located, but it’s playing at Lincoln Center in NYC through Tuesday, at least. Rotten Tomatoes lists it under the alternate (probably wrong) title Two Gun Shots.

FILM FESTIVALS – Cannes Film Festival:

Cannes is an odd duck. Not known as a “weird-friendly” festival—movies like ‘s Crash and Antichrist have been famously hooted at by Cannes crowds who were having none of that—it aims to flatter the mainstream arthouse crowd with middle-of-the-road dramas. Cannes’ juries’ tastes resemble those of Academy Awards voters, but with an even higher premium placed on boringness. Still, there is always something worth looking at there. In many years a Cannes debut will end up Certified Weird: three films in the past five years, including, most recently, 2012’s Holy Motors. Recall that movies at Cannes may either be screened “in competition” for the big prize, screen out-of-competition, or be entered in the “Un Certain Regard” section (a sort of also-ran competition for films that are either from first time directors, or are considered too daring or different to have a shot at the Palme d’Or). Recently, several major filmmakers have been debuting their films in the parallel festival called Directors’ Fortnight, which runs contemporaneous to Cannes proper but does not hand out awards for individual films ( chose to premiere The Dance of Reality at the Fortnight last year). We indicate which section each of these five films of interest is playing in below.

  • Cemetery of Splendor – A medium helps a woman explore a soldier with sleeping sickness’ troubled dreams in ‘s latest mystical drama. Un Certain Regard. May 18-19.
  • The Lobster – ‘ long-awaited fable (and first English-language film) is about a world in which adults must find a mate in 45 days or be transformed into an animal of their choice. In Competition. May 15-16.
  • The Brand New Testament – ‘s comedy about God’s bratty daughter leaking the death dates of all of humanity. Director’s Fortnight. May 17-18.
  • Tale of Tales – A triple fantasy of tales of three magical kingdoms; it’s sexy, it’s gory, and Salma Hayek eats a heart. In Competition (but it’s too weird to win). May 14-15.
  • Yakuza Apocalypse – ‘s latest (now there’s a phrase we have to refresh every couple of months) is about a new yakuza boss who finds his rival is a vampire. Director’s Fortnight. May 21st.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Revengenance (est. 2016): ‘s next project is a collaboration with YouTube animator Jim Lujan. It’s a comic biker noir about a “low-rent” bounty hunter hired to recover an item stolen from “Deathface,” a former pro-wrestler turned U.S. Senator. Dave Foley and Matthew Modine are attached as voice talent. The project is on Kickstarter, where it’s currently raised $59,000 of its $80K goal. Revengenance on Kickstarter.

NEW ON DVD:

The Sleepwalker (2014): A young couple’s lives are upended by the arrival of the woman’s sister, who is mentally ill and suffers bouts of sleepwalking, and her boyfriend. Reports say this Norwegian art film is slow and enigmatic, but with frequent nudity to keep you awake. Buy The Sleepwalker.

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne (1981):  See description in Blu-ray below. Buy The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne [Blu-ray/DVD combo pack].

The Toxic Avenger III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989): See description in Blu-ray below. Buy The Toxic Avenger Part III [Blu-ray/DVD Combo pack].

Vampyros Lesbos (1971): A lesbian vampire lures women to her Mediterranean island. From , which means it mixes surreal intentions with gratuitous exploitation and general incompetence. Buy Vampyros Lesbos.

White Rabbit (2013): A mentally ill teenage boy has visions of a talking bunny rabbit. Yeah, we know what it sounds like, but no mention of time travel in this one. Buy White Rabbit.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Orgazmo (1997): A Mormon missionary agrees to star in a porno film to raise some much-needed cash. Midnight movie-style NC-17 comedy from the makers of TV’s transgressive “South Park.” Buy Orgazmo [Blu-ray].

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne (1981):  Cinema bad-boy Walerian Borowczyk directed this explicit, sexy and surreal version of Dr. Jekyll as an orgy of perversion, starring trash/art icon as the good doctor. When we saw that this was screening at Lincoln Center earlier this year, we hoped that meant a home video release was coming; this time, our prayers were answered. Sold in a DVD/Blu-ray combo pack only. Buy The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne [Blu-ray/DVD combo pack].

The Toxic Avenger III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989): Read our review. If you’re a fan of “Toxie’s” silly, grossout, non-superhero antics, then you’ll probably want them on Blu-ray. Buy The Toxic Avenger Part III [Blu-ray/DVD Combo pack].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 5/8/2015

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

NEW ON DVD:

Lost River (2014): Ryan Gossling describes his directorial debut as a “fantasy noir” and “modern day fairytale” set in a “macabre and dark fantasy underworld.” With Christina Hendricks, Saoirse Ronan, Eva Mendes, “Doctor Who”’s Matt Smith, and ; critics were not kind to it, but it looks like a weird event pic nonetheless. Buy Lost River.

Shadow Zombie (2013): A pill-sniffing young man who likes to dress up as his alter-ego, “Shadow Zombie,” courts a disturbed woman who dresses as a clown. This is described as part documentary, part fiction, and is hopefully all weird. Buy Shadow Zombie.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Lost River (2014): See description in DVD above. Buy Lost River [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON SHOUT TV:

Trouble in Mind (1985): A neo-noir, set in mythical “Rain City,” about an ex-cop (Kris Kristofferson) released from prison after a murder conviction who finds nothing but trouble when he holes up at an old lover’s diner. This movie is so intent on being different, it casts —as a man. Watch Trouble in Mind free.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 5/1/2015

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Reality: ‘s latest project is about a horror film director searching for a perfect scream. Dupieux’s meta-absurdist comedies are always worth a look, and we anxiously await this one. Reality official site.

NEW ON DVD:

Inherent Vice (2014): Read our review! Now that this is finally on DVD, you can hover your finger over the pause button, get out your flow chart with multicolored inks to track the different subplots, and try to make sense of this psychedelic caper flick. Buy Inherent Vice.

Wild at Heart (1990): ‘s road movie about Sailor () and Lula (Laura Dern) fleeing from assassins hired by the girl’s disapproving mother. This is in our reader-suggested review queue, naturally, and is one of the few Lynch films we have not yet covered. Buy Wild At Heart.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Inherent Vice (2014): See description in DVD. Buy Inherent Vice [Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack].

The White Buffalo (1977): Wild Bill Hickok (Charles Bronson) dreams of a white buffalo and concludes it is his destiny to kill it; Crazy Horse (Will Sampson) hunts the same beast, believing its sacred hide will enable his dead child to find peace in the afterlife. A strange Western that flopped badly on release and has seldom been seen since, though it has a small cult of admirers who will be thrilled by this release. Buy The White Buffalo [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON SHOUT FACTORY TV:

The Stunt Man (1980): A fugitive stumbles onto a movie set and is blackmailed into becoming the director’s stunt man—and psychological plaything. This odd, mind-bending labor of love from writer/director Richard Rush had so much trouble finding a distributor that star Peter O’Toole said “the film wasn’t released, it escaped.” Watch The Stunt Man free on Shout Factory TV.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.