APOCRYPHA CANDIDATE: POSSUM (2018)

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DIRECTED BY: Matthew Holness

FEATURING: Sean Harris, Alun Armstrong

PLOT: A lonely ex-puppeteer tries to dispose of his demonic spider puppet, but it returns to his room every morning.

Still from Possum (2018)

WHY IT MIGHT MAKE THE LIST: Possum earns a look due to its sheer intensity and commitment to a consistent mood of lingering, suppressed evil.

COMMENTS: You’ll know whether you are into Possum or not from the pre-credits scene. Sean Harris, with a face that can only be described as carved into a permanent frown, gray shirt buttoned to his chin, looking like a guy forced to sign up for the sex-offender registry solely because he looks like a pervert, stands in a field while he reads a corrupted nursery rhyme in voiceover: “…Can you spy him deep within? Little Possum, black as sin…” He places a bag at the base of an odd tree formation with seven trunks. Shot from a dramatic low angle, he stands before it, looking down at the package, pensive, uneasy, shoulders hunched, hands pointed inward toward his crotch; two trunks flank him on either side like splayed limbs. A flute plays a nervous melody, accompanied by the deep strings of the BBC’s Radiophonic Workshop, which explode into a cacophonic drone as the titles play. The atmosphere is already thick and dreadful, filled with a tension suggesting horrible repressed secrets.

Possum is great at suffocating you, making you feel like you’re inside the airless mind of a tormented madman. It fills you with apprehensive suspicion. But, up until the end, the story does not really develop so much as pile on. Every day, the same scenario repeats, with hallucinatory variations. Every day, Philip leaves his brown and dingy house with a large sack containing his puppet, Possum, a spider creature with a human head that looks suspiciously like its owner. He slouches about town, avoiding human contact; he throws the bag in the trash, in the river, burns it, but when he wakes up in the morning Possum is there again at the foot of his bed, or hanging on his wall. Other than a few awkward encounters with locals who shoo him away, Philip only converses with his housemate Maurice, an avuncular older man with a veneer of sarcastic friendliness, who obliquely hints that he knows things from Philip’s past—awful things, it goes without saying. Their daily conversations, though nominally about Philip’s indestructible puppet, are almost entirely subtextual. “You show that to children?,” asks a skeptical Maurice.

Although the movie initially plays as obscure, the symbolism is not difficult to tease out, and becomes fairly explicit by the end. But that hardly lessens Possum‘s effect. Although the repetitive first hour may lose impatient viewers, Possum is unforgivingly rewarding to those who stick with it. It wears away at your sanity drip by malicious drip. Armstrong, primarily known to British audiences for his portrayals of Dickens characters in stage and television plays, makes a wily and terrifying villain. Harris completely crawls inside the shell of his loner puppeteer; he generates sympathy while simultaneously remaining alien and creepy. The camera is bleak and the music oppressive. It’s a great movie for those who like their horror emotionally punishing, and no fun whatsoever.

Believe it or not, writer/director Matthew Holness was previously best known to the British public as a comic actor. I haven’t seen his comedy, but I believe he should stick with horror. Possum is an adaptation of a short story he wrote for an anthology themed on Freud’s notion of the uncanny. The movie did not play in U.S. theaters, but it was released on a DVD with extensive interviews with the director and cast. It’s also currently available free to Amazon Prime subscribers.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“If you’ve dreamed of ‘Ken Loach’s “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,”‘ here is the closest such thing anyone is likely to ever commit to celluloid… Fans of conventional horror will no doubt sigh with boredom over the lack of action, but more adventurous viewers may lend this modest but distinctive enterprise its own eventual cult following.”–Dennis Harvey, Variety (contemporaneous)

366 WEIRD MOVIES’ APRIL 2019 GIVEAWAY – PICK YOUR PRIZE

Time for another giveaway contest! This one is simple. We will have two prize options; just certify you meet the eligibility rules and then enter the name of the one you want in the comments. We’ll select two winners (one for each prize, naturally) randomly at the end of the week from all eligible entries.

Eligibility rules:

  • You must comment on this post confirming you meet the eligibility requirements and specifying which prize option you want. Each individual may only enter the drawing for Prize Option 1 or Prize Option 2, not both.
  • Due to the nature of the prizes, you must be over 18 years of age to participate.
  • To receive the prize, you must supply us with a mailing address in the United States. (Don’t publish your address in your comment! We’ll contact the winners through email).
  • You are not eligible for this prize if you have won a contest here in the previous six months. 366 contributors are not eligible for the prize.

We’ll stop accepting entries Monday, April 8, at midnight EST. If the winner does not respond to our request for a mailing address within 48 hours we’ll email a runner-up, and so forth, until the prize is given away.

Both prizes are new, previously unviewed discs.

Prize Option 1: Blue Movie (1971, Dutch), Blu-ray + DVD, courtesy Cult Epics:

Blue Movie (1971) Blu-ray cover

In his review, Giles Edwards said “Blue Movie made quite a splash at the time of its release, resulting in a lot of hand-wringing on the part of more upright Dutch (and international) citizens. Large chunks of the movie are, indeed, akin to softcore pornography, but as much as possible, the sex is handled not just tastefully, but also with a refreshing sense of joie-de-vivre… a nice reminder that good movies can have good sex.”

Blue Movie trailer (NSFW)

Prize Option 2: The House + Do It Yourself (2 DVDs), courtesy Artsploitation Films:

The House (2016, Norway): “Arthouse meets horror meets Nazis in this creepy Norwegian ghost tale. Set in WWII, two German soldier escort a POW though a Scandinavian forest in wintertime. Freezing, they seek refuge in a seemingly empty house. What began as welcoming turns much more sinister and deadlier as they wonder if they have somehow stepped into a sort of psychological Hell from which there may be no escape.” (Box cover description.)

and Do It Yourself (2017, Greece): “This action thriller/black comedy brims with hi-octane excitement. A small-time crook, holed up in a labyrinthine porn studio, finds that he is being hunted down by a double-crossing crime boss. He has only one option—to escape from the other crooks. An inventive, funny and fast-paced crime yarn filled with gun-packing thugs, a dangerously high body count and one man determined to escape alive.” (Box cover description.)

Get to it! Remember to specify which prize option you are entering the contest for. No other skill necessary!

ALFRED EAKER’S CRINGE CINEMA

Hello, readers, I’m Alfred Eaker and I have a confession to make.

I am a doo-doo head.

I like to promise my editor that I am going to submit an article, knowing that he is desperate for content, then not come through. This is how I get my jollies.

I enjoying doing this time and time again, swearing that it will be different this week, just to see how many times I can fool the sucker.

You see, my time and my personal projects are more important than everyone else’s. I could care less about inconveniencing others.

If the person I am betraying considers me a friend, all the better. It just makes my job easier.

For I am Alfred Eaker, doo-doo head.

PS: Happy birthday to the late !

THE (KINDLE VERSION OF) THE 2018 YEARBOOK IS HERE!

Late, but actually available a month earlier than last year’s edition. As always, the recycled ad copy speaks for itself:

Covering everything weird, from art house surrealism to next-generation cult movies to so-bad-they’re-weird B-movie atrocities, 366 Weird Movies has been meeting all of your weird movie needs since 2009 with a combination of sly humor and serious insight. This is our annual Yearbook covering all the weird movies released and re-released in 2018, from “All You Can Eat Buddha” to “Zen Dog”, with 40+ full-length reviews, extensive capsules and supplemental listings, and exclusive interviews with director Panos Cosmatos (“Mandy”) and others. If it’s weird, it’s a movie, it’s from 2018, and 366 Weird Movies covered it, you’ll find it here.

The print version of the Yearbook requires additional formatting and proofing and should be available for sale in a couple of weeks.

Buy the 2018 Kindle edition of the 366 Weird Movies Yearbook here (please). Or wait for print…

MARCH MAD MOVIE MADNESS, ROUND OF 32

The March Mad Movie Madness elimination tournament heats up for real! This round will take 32 survivors—better than the top 10% of the original field of 366—and whittle it down to the Strange Sixteen.

Some matches of interest: the classic anime Akira faces the only short left in the field, Un Chien Andalou. Possession vs. Pink Flamingos is the high art/low art clash of the round. And we predict the winner of the Mulholland Drive/The Lobster heavyweight bout can do some real damage in the rest of the tournament.

You can see the results and progress of the tournament here: https://challonge.com/tsut4018 (note that this link is just for viewing results. You must vote using the forms below.)

You may vote once every 24 hours. This round closes at midnight, EST Apr. 3. (We know the March tourney is going well into April, but we like alliteration too much).

Get to voting below!

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