Hello, readers, I’m Alfred Eaker and I have a confession to make.
I am a doo-doo head.
I like to promise my editor that I am going to submit an article, knowing that he is desperate for content, then not come through. This is how I get my jollies.
I enjoying doing this time and time again, swearing that it will be different this week, just to see how many times I can fool the sucker.
You see, my time and my personal projects are more important than everyone else’s. I could care less about inconveniencing others.
If the person I am betraying considers me a friend, all the better. It just makes my job easier.
For I am Alfred Eaker, doo-doo head.
PS: Happy birthday to the late!