RECOMMENDED AS WEIRD: BAD BIOLOGY (2008)

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DIRECTED BYFrank Henenlotter

FEATURING: Charlee Danielson, Anthony Sneed, Mark Wilson

PLOT: Mutant genitalia drive their masters to stalk, copulate and kill.

Still from Bad Biology (2008)

WHY IT SHOULD MAKE THE LISTBad Biology is a campy shocker about rogue sexual organs. It’s camp value stems from the director’s willingness to pull out the stops and include any bizarre scenes he deems appropriate, rather than from inferior filmmaking or a desire to make the movie look cheap or corny.

COMMENTSFrank Henenlotter (Basket Case, Brain Damage) finally got a decent budget and made his most delightfully freakish, slick and naughty movie yet. The opening line consists of a mutant girl (his real life girlfriend, the very pretty Danielson) stating, “I was born with seven clits.”

Jennifer is a living sexual anomaly and nymphomaniac perpetually seeking satiation as she struggles to puzzle out her destiny. She mates, gestates and conceives in only a few hours, often inadvertently killing her partner and depositing her malformed, monstrous issue in any convenient waste receptacle. Believing that she is deified by her “gift,” she considers herself to be a genetically advanced Eve.

Batz is a nervous stud with a personified penis that behaves more like an evil conjoined twin than a sexual organ. A side effect of steroid abuse, it has a mind and a will of its own. It is in the habit of detaching itself to embark on its own adventures. To keep it under control, Batz consumes powerful cocktails of animal tranquilizers. This only curtails its wanderings. It still dances in his pants to the beat of its own drummer, literally. Batz’ bat is capable of inducing perpetual (i.e. permanent) multiple orgasms in his, or rather, its dubiously “lucky” partners.

The two sexual mutants, with their latently homicidal sexual super apparatuses, consume a succession of vapid sex partners as they strive to satisfy their own demented appetites—and to control, or perhaps just placate, their throbbing, pulsing, oozing out of control reproductive organs. That is, until they “meat” each other. Bawdy, tawdry, seamy, sordid, ribald and every bit as prurient, squishy, disgusting and hilarious as one could hope, Bad Biology just has to be seen to be fully appreciated.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“…more out-of-control than anything the director has done.”–Matthew Sorrento, Film Threat (contemporaneous)

54. YOU, THE LIVING [DU LEVANDE] (2007)

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“Be pleased then, you living one, in your delightfully warmed bed, before Lethe’s ice-cold wave will lick your escaping foot.”–Goethe, Roman Elegies, the quote that begins You, the Living

DIRECTED BY: Roy Andersson

FEATURING: A large cast of unknowns, who are given approximately equal weight in the story

PLOT: A man napping on a couch awakes, looks into the camera, and tells us that he had a nightmare that bombers were coming. The movie then shows us fifty or so dryly absurd scenes involving many unhappy characters in a nameless Swedish city, some of whom relate their dreams to us. Memorable sketches include a musician who tells us of his mutual fund performance while making love and a young girl spurned by a rock musician who dreams that they get married.

Still from You, the Living (Du Levande) (2007)

BACKGROUND:

  • Director Roy Andersson made short films beginning in 1967.  After his first two features, En kärlekshistoria (1970) and Giliap (1975), he began directing commercials and did not return to movies until the critically acclaimed (and Canonically Weird) Songs from the Second Floor (2000). This, only his fourth feature film, was completed when he was 64 years old.
  • You, the Living was refused funding by the Swedish Film Institute; Andersson reportedly accused the body of nepotism after the requested funding was instead granted to a relative of a member of the Institute. The movie was eventually completed with funding from five different countries, and is officially listed as a Swedish-French-German-Danish-Norwegian co-production.
  • The actors in the film are mostly amateurs with no previous feature film credits. The musician is played by Eric Bäckman, a member of the Swedish gothic metal band “Deathstars.”
  • All of the scenes (except one exterior) were shot on sound stages created in Andersson’s own studio.

INDELIBLE IMAGE: Everyone talks about the bittersweet wedding fantasy, although the nude heavyset woman riding a skinny man while wearing his spiked military band helmet is also fairly indelible, perhaps for the wrong reasons.

WHAT MAKES IT WEIRD: Disorientingly constructed as a series of sketches with common characters, some completely naturalistic and some totally absurd, united by uneasy, melancholy comedy, You, the Living feels like a series of dreams trapped inside a larger dream.


English language DVD release trailer for You, the Living

COMMENTS: An enigmatic movie deserves an enigmatic title, and You, the Living gives Continue reading 54. YOU, THE LIVING [DU LEVANDE] (2007)

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Trash fans may be a bit disappointed next week as we temporarily class up the joint with reviews of two art movies: Roy Andersson’s absurdist You, the Living [Du Levande] (2007) and Lindsay Anderson’s sprawling 1973 satire O Lucky Man! But just so no one feels left out, we’re hoping to squeeze in a review of Frank Henenlotter’s latest sexy shocker about killer genitalia, Bad Biology.  Also look for a review of the deep, deep underground surrealist experiment Heads of Control: The Gorul Baheu Brain Expedition (2006).

With each passing week it seems like people come here actually looking for “weird movies” instead of “insect porn,” so it’s getting harder and harder to find a suitable weirdest search term used to locate the site.  But this week Altavista did report someone came here looking for reports on the “japanese ‘popsicle melting’ contest,” so that will have to serve as our weird search term of the week.

The reader-suggested review queue continues to expand like the universe after the Big Bang.  Here’s how it currently stands: Suicide Club; O Lucky Man! (next week); Trash Humpers (DVD release is imminent, but this will probably be pushed back while we wait for it); Gozu; Tales of Ordinary Madness; The Wayward Cloud; Kwaidan; Six-String Samurai; Andy Warhol’s Trash; Altered States; Memento; Nightmare Before Christmas/Vincent/Frankenweenie; The Science of Sleep; The Attic Expeditions; After Last Season; Getting Any?; Performance; Being John Malkovich; The Apple; Southland Tales; Arizona Dream; Spider (2002); Songs From The Second Floor; Singapore Sling; Alice [Neco z Alenky]; Necromentia; Hour of the Wolf; MirrorMask; Possession; Suspiria; Mary and Max; Wild Zero; 4; Nothing (2003); The Peanut Butter Solution; Ninja Scroll; Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Danger: Diabolik; Faust; Sublime; Battle Royale; Pink Floyd: The Wall; Escanaba In Da Moonlight; Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter; Zardoz; The Films of Suzan Pitt; Toto the Hero [Toto le Héros]; Paprika; The Holy Mountain; Brazil; The Casserole Masters; Dark Crystal; Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets; The Nines; 964 Pinocchio; The Pillow Book; Final Flesh; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel; Tetsuo; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Handshake; Dead Leaves; The Seventh Seal; Taxidermia; Primer; Maniac (1934); Hausu; A Boy and His Dog; 200 Motels; Walkabout; Private Parts (1972); Possession; Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland Drive; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings; Malice in Wonderland; The Films of Kenneth Anger, Vol. II (for Lucifer Rising, among others); The Human Centipede (First Sequence); Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ; The Bride of Frank; La Grande Bouffe; Uzumaki [Spiral]; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Even Dwarves Started Small; Bunny & the Bull; “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney” (assuming I can find it); Cinema 16: European Short Films; Freaked; Session 9; Schizopolis; Strings; Dellamorte Dellamore [AKA Cemetery Man]; The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra]; The Addiction; Liquid Sky; The Quiet; Shock Treatment; Tuvalu; “Zombie Jesus” (if we can locate it); 3 Dev Adam; Fantastic Planet; “Twin Peaks” (TV series); Society; May; and The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 4/23/2010

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Best Worst Movie (2010):  This documentary on an unlikely subject—the making of the laughably inept 1980s horror Troll 2, a movie featuring vegetarian goblins—is an even more improbable critical favorite.  Premiering this week in Austin, TX at the famous Alamo Drafthouse; coming in future weeks and months to Warsaw, Poland; New York City; Los Angeles; Salt Lake City; San Francisco; Dallas; Seattle; Tuscon; Washington, D.C.; St. Louis; Atlanta; Minneapolis; and Cambridge, MA.  Best Worst Movie official site.

The Good, the Bad, and the Weird (2008):  Obviously, we have to mention this one because of the title, even though it refers to one of the characters rather than to the movie’s guiding principle.  A Korean tribute to the Sergio Leone classic set in the Manchurian desert; a cult buzz has been steadily building on this one as it blazed its way across the festival circuit.  Playing New York this week and Los Angeles the following week; hopefully it will make its way towards the middle of the country thereafter.  The Good, the Bad, and the Weird official site (Japanese).


Red Birds (2010): Apparently, the concept is that the director has selected various female artists, associated each with a particular bird, and allowed them to speak on random subjects while birdwatching footage of their avian plays.  New York movie critics who would normally lap up a feminist documentary have been moved to call it “irritating,” “tedious,” and to warn that “Eventually, the desire to scream ‘What, exactly, is going on here?’ will become overwhelming.” Playing to the director’s friends and family at Anthology Archives in New York City all week.   Red Birds at Anthology Film Archives.

IN POST-PRODUCTION:

Hamlet A.D.D.:  Hamlet is recast as a time-tripper with feet of clay who procrastinates from avenging his father’s murder through the ages, from the 1600s to the 1970s to the distant future.  A completed scene from this, featuring Kevin Murphy and Trace Beaulieu as the voices of two robots who perform “The Mousetrap” on a 1950s television broadcast, was included as an extra on the Mystery Science Theater 3000, Vol. XV box set, so we can verify that this is going to be cool and bizarre.  Hamlet A.D.D. official site.

FILM FESTIVALS – SUBMISSIONS WANTED:

“Pure Dreams,” an international festival of independent films, is seeking submissions for its thirteenth annual competition to be held in November in St. Petersburg, Russia.  The deadline for submissions is Oct 1.  More information can be found at the festival’s official site, and an application form (in English) can be downloaded here.

NEW ON DVD:

44 Inch Chest (2009): London gangster drama about an aging bad guy who kidnaps an enemy he believes slept with his wife and considers taking revenge while being egged on by his sleazy, foul-mouthed mates.  Includes fantasy sequences, which is why we mention it.  From the writers of Sexy Beast and the producers of Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Buy 44 Inch Chest.

The Lovely Bones (2009):  Read our capsule review.  Peter Jackson’s slightly weird, slightly disappointing tale of a murdered girl who tracks her killer from the afterlife. Buy The Lovely Bones.

Peacock (2010): Direct-to-DVD psychological thriller about a bank clerk in 1950s Nebraska with a split personality—the second personality being a woman named Emma who harbors some secrets. The sparse reviews are generally positive.  Starring Cillian Murphy with, Ellen Page, Bill Pullman Keith Carradine, and Susan Sarandon (who also appears this week in The Lovely Bones). Buy Peacock.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

44 Inch Chest (2009): See entry in DVD above. Buy 44 Inch Chest [Blu-ray].

The Lovely Bones (2009): See entry in DVD above. Buy The Lovely Bones [Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

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