WHERE’S THE WEIRDNESS?: TOP 10 WEIRD MOVIES NOT (YET) AVAILABLE ON DVD (IN THE US)

We frequently get requests to review certain movies that are unavailable on DVD in the United States.  In this digital age when even cigarettes are electronic, it seems every movie ever made should be legally available to watch, somewhere. Surprisingly, that’s not the case.  Sometimes movies are hung up in rights disputes; often, the ones we’re most interested in are so weird and specialized they fall through the cracks.

But truly strange stuff is showing up on DVD and Blu-ray all the time.  Last Year at Marienbad (1961) is a surrealist classic and a film school favorite, but it didn’t debut on DVD until 2009.  The bizarre haunted house horror Hausu (1977) was ignored and forgotten on release, but was rescued from obscurity more than thirty years later by no lesser entity than the Criterion Collection.  Even something as odd, ignored, and seemingly uncommercial as 1977’s Death Bed: The Bed that Eats—a movie that critics are still unable to confidently classify as incompetent exploitation or self-aware joke—recently showed up in the DVD ranks.  Many fans of cinematic marginalia grew up assuming that Skidoo, Otto Preminger’s 1968 counterculture satire bomb featuring Groucho Marx as God, among other oddities, would exist forevermore only as a brief plot synopsis in dog-eared movie guides, with a turkey symbol eternally etched next to it.  Skidoo was buried, maybe out of deference to the embarrassed stars (besides Marx, it also featured Jackie Gleason, Carol Channing, Frankie Avalon, singer-songwriter Harry Nillson and a host of distinguished character actors); but in 2008, Skiddoo showed up on TV, and this July it will make its first appearance on DVD.

The point is, we’ll never give up on anything appearing anymore, so long as someone, somewhere thinks there’s a buck to be made off of it.  There are a number of movies we’re going to hold off on reviewing immediately because they may get a release in the future.  We’ve listed some of the rarest and most important ones below.  In keeping with the venerable Top 10 tradition, we’ve limited ourselves to a decemvirate of titles, but believe us, there are a lot more missing movies out there. We skipped over some high-interest titles which are still available on Region 1 DVD but are extremely rare, such as Institute Benjamenta and Survive Style 5+.

10. Arrebato [Rapture] (1980).  Made in the years after the demise of Franco and film censorship, Arrebato, a drug movie about a filmmaker who believes his camera has a mind of its own, has an enraptured cult following in Spain.  The ideas here are sometimes said to anticipate David Cronenberg‘s Videodrome.  Neil Young (the film critic, not the Canadian songwriter) is one of few English speakers who’s seen and reported on it; he was less than unimpressed, calling it “a mind-blowingly pretentious exploration of creativity, madness and the addictive world of cinema.”  We’d still like the opportunity to judge for ourselves, since mind-blowing pretension is frequently a virtue in the weird movie realm.  In November 2010 Arrebato was released in Region 2 edition by the respected German company Bildstörung, with English subtitles.  Whether there will ever be enough interest to get it released on these shores is another question.


Clip from Arrebato

9. Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968).  Japanese sci-fi with a plane crash, UFOs, and alien blobs that turn their victims into vampires.  The visuals are unreal and stylized but very striking, almost expressionistic; Quentin Tarantino paid homage to Goke with the airplane flying through the blood red/orange sky in Kill Bill.  This film occasionally shows up on Turner Classic Movies late at night; if TCM can get the television rights, they likely can clear the video rights too.  Don’t sit on this masterpiece of classically odd Japanese camp, Ted Turner!


Japanese trailer for Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell

8. Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets [Sho o suteyo machi e deyou] (1971).  A Continue reading WHERE’S THE WEIRDNESS?: TOP 10 WEIRD MOVIES NOT (YET) AVAILABLE ON DVD (IN THE US) →

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Coming up next week: be sure to load us up on Monday for our list of the top 10 weird movies not (yet) available on DVD (in the USA). You’re almost certain to see some titles you’ve never heard of before, along with a few of our most requested movies. Later in the week we’ll have reviews of the dysfunctional deaf-mute tale The Quiet (2005); give you our reading of Peter Greenaway’s nude calligraphy opus The Pillow Book (1996); and Alfred continues his Tod Browning series with the silent jewel-heist movie Outside the Law (1920) (later remade as a Steven Seagal kickboxing movie—just kidding).

Lots of weird search terms stuck out from our server logs this week. We sometimes assume that by now someone has registered a www. domain for every crazy combination of terms imaginable, but that’s not true in the following two cases, where disappointed Googlers had to settle for 366weirdmovies.com instead of the sites they sought: “www.boobs romantic movies.com” and “www uh baba sex moyeoy.” We give an honorable mention to the search for “surreal busty movies”—a genre that, if it only existed, would combine two of our favorite things. We almost went with “can some body authorised his friend to collect neco original result 2007 for him” as our weirdest search term of the week, until further research indicated that this phrase almost makes sense if you’re Nigerian. With that one eliminated, the way was open for this week’s inscrutably weird winner: “black bird in a weid weid see.” We think the searcher may have meant to compose a request for “blackbird in a wide wide sea,” but that reformulation makes doesn’t make any sense either.

Here’s the reader-suggested review queue as it stands today (more titles after the break): Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets (the inspiration for Monday’s top 10 “unavailable at present” list, actually); The Pillow Book (next week); Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Final Flesh; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel (2004); Tetsuo; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

CONTEST: GET YOUR SCREAM IN A MOVIE

We thought we’d pass on this interesting idea for a contest to our readers.  The winner gets their laugh or scream featured in an actual independent horror film, complete with a screen credit.
Every Scary Movie Needs At Least One Great Scream!

The producers of The Funny Man want 10,000 of them! We are inviting fans from all over the world to submit their own madcap, blood curdling, maniacal scream or laugh for a chance to be featured and credited in The Funny Man movie.

The Funny Man is a psychological horror thriller in the vein of Psycho, about an attractive young woman named RACHEL who offers a struggling bipolar comedian a ride home. Unfortunately, her simple act of kindness is rewarded with more than just a few harmless jokes.  Before the evening ends, RACHEL finds out that the comedian has a psychotic and extremely dangerous “twin brother” who derives pleasure from wearing a creepy sponge-like mask and video-taping his victims.

Participation is easy. Simply upload your best bloodcurdling scream or maniacal laugh to your favorite video sharing platform such as Vimeo or Youtube, then visit The Funny Man fan page on Facebook and post a link to your video on The Funny Man comment wall.  The window of opportunity is open from now until June 25th, 2011.  The scream or laugh that receives the most appreciation in terms of “likes” and comments by other fans will be featured in our movie.  It’s that simple! In addition to seeing your actual scream or disturbed laugh in our movie, the winner will also see their name in the films credits and receive an official IMDB film acting credit.

Post your scream or madcap laugh video on The Funny Man Facebook page here:

http://www.facebook.com/righthookfilms.thefunnyman

For more information about “The Funny Man” visit the official blog here:

http://righthookfilms-thefunnyman.blogspot.com

SATURDAY SHORT: EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY (2006)

Since the release of his Academy Award nominated short “Rejected” (2000), Don Hertzfeldt has become something of an Internet icon. The Internet Movie Database even dubbed “Rejected” the third most popular short film in Internet history.

While still keeping true to his darkly humorous style, Don used a slightly more serious approach when creating “Everything Will Be Okay”. Rather than child abusing balloons and self-aware bananas, this short tells the story of a man’s emotional breakdown.

Content Warning: This short contains some mildly offensive violence, humor, and language.

“Everything Will Be Okay” is actually the first segment in a three-part narrative. Together, it and the second segment, “I Am so Proud of You” (2008) have received many awards from various film festivals. The currently unnamed third segment is expected to be released late this year.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 5/27/2011

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

The Tree of Life: Terence Malick returns to the screen after a six year absence with this coming-of-age story starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn that’s being described with words like “impressionistic,” “abstract,” and other encouraging (but sub-weird) adjectives.  It won the Palme d’Or at Cannes, which is encouraging; also encouraging is the fact that professional troll critic Armond White and professional yahoo critic Rex Reed hate it.  The Tree of Life official site.

SPEAKING OF CANNES…:

You may have wondered why we didn’t provide you with a listing of the films playing Cannes this year last week, while the festival was still running. We want to assure you that we were just waiting to hear who the winners were before we weighed in with our weird picks. We didn’t forget about Cannes. We certainly weren’t only reminded of it when we heard about prankster Lars von Trier’s weird and ambiguous comments about his “Nazi heritage.” Without further ado, we rectify our planned oversight (cough) and cover what’s weird at Cannes:

  • Hors Satan [Outside Satan] – Nearly silent movie about a French hermit who may be Satan. Variety called it “Another ‘WTF?’ film from Gallic writer-director Bruno Dumont.” Un Certain Regard.
  • Martha Marcy May Marlene – Psychological thriller about the mental struggles of woman who has escaped from a cult trying to adjust to “real” society. Un Certain Regard.
  • Melancholia – Lars von Trier‘s latest is apocalyptic sci-fi; a planet (called Melancholia) is set to collide with Earth on a woman’s wedding day. Played in comepetition, and Kirsten Dunst walked away from the fest with Best Actress honors.  Charlotte Gainsbourg, Keifer Sutherland, Charlotte (Zardoz) Rampling and John Hurt round out the fine cast.
  • The Skin I Live In – Pedro Almodovar (who has never gone fully weird, but is certainly always off-center) delivers a mad scientist revenge movie with significant superficial similarities to Eyes Without a Face. Played in competition.
  • Sleeping Beauty – From Australia comes this modern folktale that sounds like it has more to do with The House of Sleeping Beauties than with the classic fairy tale.  We like writer/director Julia Leigh’s quote: “I’m interested in Wonder Cinema…”  Played in competition.
  • Tatsumi – Animated, it combines a biography of Japanese comics artist Yoshihiro Tatsumi with adaptations of five of his dark, sad short stories.  Un Certain Regard.

Some previously weird directors have shown up at Cannes this year with more conventional fare: Nicholas Winding Refn trots out the action/character study Drive with Ryan Gosling, while Takashi Miike delivers a second straight samurai epic with Hara-kiri: Death of a Samurai. Here’s hoping these gentlemen find their way back to weirdness soon…

NEW ON DVD:

The Big Bang (2011): Antonio Banderas stars as a hard-boiled private eye encountering seedy LA weirdos while searching for missing diamonds in a case that turns out to be more than it appears.  Critics branded it “Lynchian,” but also denounced director Tony Krantz (Sublime) as a surrealist hack. Buy The Big Bang.

The Great Dictator (1940): In the not-weird-but-notable category comes the Criterion Collection’s release of Charlie Chaplin’s satire of Adolph Hitler, in which a Jewish barber and Führer lookalike is mistaken for the great dictator.  It features the classic scene of Hitler dancing with an inflatable globe.  Buy The Great Dictator [The Criterion Collection].

Solaris (1972):  Considered the Soviet answer to 2001, Andrei Tarkovsky’s science fiction mindblower involves a cosmonaut’s trip to a planet (that may be alive) where his memories begin to materialize.  This re-release by Criterion corrects a mistake in their previous edition: some scenes were previously presented in black-and-white that were originally intended to be tinted blue. Buy Solaris [The Criterion Collection].

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The Big Bang (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy The Big Bang [Blu-ray].

The Great Dictator (1940): See description in DVD above. Buy The Great Dictator [The Criterion Collection Blu-ray].

Solaris (1972): See description in DVD above. Buy Solaris [The Criterion Collection Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Sita Sings the Blues (2008):  An animated account of the Hindu epic “The Ramayana,” intertwined with director Nina Paley‘s autobiographical account of her relationship with her husband and set to the vintage jazz vocals of Annette Hanshaw.  A very highly regarded debut, made on the director’s laptop and distributed for free.   Watch Sita Sings the Blues free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

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