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CAPSULE: BUNNY AND THE BULL (2009)

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DIRECTED BY: Paul King

FEATURING: Edward Hogg, Simon Farnaby, Verónica Echegui

PLOT: An agoraphobic young man remembers (or hallucinates) a trip he took across Europe with his hard-drinking, sexually voracious, gambling-addicted pal Bunny.

Still from Bunny and the Bull (2009)

WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST:  It’s a mildly surreal comedy that’s in the weird ballpark, but it’s not nearly unhinged enough to make the List on weirdness alone, and too uneven to be counted among the best weird movies ever made.

COMMENTS: Bunny and the Bull begins by introducing us to Stephen Turnbull, an shut-in with severe OCD issues who files his used dental floss and checks the pH of his urine every morning, then shows in flashback how he degenerated from a functioning neurotic to a full-fledged basket case.  An emergency involving rats violating his boxes of hermetically sealed vegetarian lasagna forces him to phone Captain Crab for a takeout meal, unlocking a flood of memories.  The logo on the takeout box inspires Stephen to remember the time he was stood up by a girl he intended to propose to at a Captain Crab.  In the movie’s first anstract sequence, he imagines a restaurant constructed entirely out of painted paper; even the fish swimming in the aquarium are cardboard cutouts.  The motif carries over in the next scene, where an entire horse race is re-enacted with similar animated, spray-painted two-dimensional figures.  These two scenes set up the expectation that the entire movie will carry through this hazy-dream-version-of-a-high-school-play look, but as Stephen and Bunny begin their tour of Europe, subsequent sequences are shot on realistic looking sets, though sometimes employing blurry rear-projection or other random visual trickery.  Then, halfway through the movie the cinematographer pulls out a new look: a world full of gleaming brass CGI clockwork contraptions.  The different visual signatures each look great on their own, but the schizophrenic hopping about from one to another makes you wonder if they switched art directors halfway through film, then ran out of money in the special effects budget.  Bunny‘s visuals are frequently likened to those of The Science of Sleep, but that comparison only holds for the cardboard-cutout scenes; the lack of a Continue reading CAPSULE: BUNNY AND THE BULL (2009) →

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CAPSULE: EVANGELION 2.22: YOU CAN (NOT) ADVANCE (2009)

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DIRECTED BY: Masayuki, Kazuya Tsurumaki, Hideaki Anno

FEATURING: , Allison Keith-Shipp (English dub)

PLOT:  Following the events of Evangelion 1.11, the Angel incursions against Tokyo-3 increase in intensity, and two new teenage Evangelion pilots are integrated into the NERV defense team.  Also, the world ends, I think.

Still from Evangelion 2.22: You Can (Not) Advance (2009)


WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: What to do with Evangelion?  A combo teen soap opera/end-of-the-world saga starring giant robots, the series is weird, but in a way that’s actually sort of conventional (in anime terms). Even worse, there are now four movies (and a long running TV series) telling essentially the same story—with two more on the way. Should all the movies make the List? None? Only the weirdest one? Whatever the case, I don’t think this installment is capable of being counted among the best weird movies ever made; but I’m also thankful we get to defer the issue until we’ve checked out the series’ entire run.

COMMENTS: Here’s a typical battle between an Angel (periodically appearing bad guy) and an Evangelion (giant robot that can only be piloted by a teenager). Battleships fire pink and yellow shells at the Angel, a wire-frame robot with a pendulum hanging between its legs, as it marches towards them, instantly freezing the blood red sea with every stride and leaving a huge snowflake as a footstep. It shoots laser beams from a globe and blows the battleships, causing the scarlet water to erupt into cross-shaped spouts. A warplane drops a giant robot (hereafter “Eva”); it evades the green-tipped black lines the Angel fires at it as it falls. The Eva blows up the Angel with a gun, but it immediately reconstitutes itself. The Eva next stomps on the Angel’s laser-firing spike, which causes translucent pink and yellow auras to fill up the sky. Eventually the Eva’s foot forces the spike all the way into its command globe, and the Angel explodes into a pink cross. Each melee shot lasts for a second or less, increasing the confusion as to what the hell is supposed to be going on. In Evangelion Angels can take any form, including scuttling robots with dinosaur-skull heads and 1970s-era Pink Floyd laser light shows, and they operate according to rules that are never explained.  (I’m fairly sure the Angels have no actual protocols Continue reading CAPSULE: EVANGELION 2.22: YOU CAN (NOT) ADVANCE (2009) →

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WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

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Fnord. Dear readers, please ignore this mysterious code: 9FGRZWS6WJX5.  It is intended for Illuminati eyes and will be gone soon enough.  /Fnord.

You may want to bone up on your Evangelion history, because we’ll start off next week with a review of the second installment in the re-reboot of the sexually-confused-teenagers-in-giant-robots-fight-candy-colored-angels series, Evangelion 2.22: You Can (Not) Advance.  Following that, we’ll dip into the reader-suggested review queue for the agoraphobic-European-road-trip-flashback comedy Bunny and the Bull (2009).  We’ll follow that up with a review of a disc inspired by the reader-suggested review queue: Cinema 16’s amazing compilation European Short Films, featuring early works by 366 favorites like Christopher Nolan, , Roy Andersson,  and Jan Svankmajer.  (Funny story: we thought this disc would fulfill our obligation to review ‘ “My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117”; but when we bought it we didn’t realize that there were completely separate lineups of films for the Region 0 and Region 2 versions of European Short Films.  So, “My Wrongs” isn’t on the version we purchased, and we’ll have to find it elsewhere).  Not only that, but we’ll also throw in a review of Luis Buñuel’s religious hypocrisy parable Nazarin (1959).

It was a decent week for weird search terms used to locate the site.  We begin with this weird-sounding search for “soft virgins of horror island;” what’s even weirder about this search string is that a story by this name actually exists.  (It’s a bondage-themed pulp tale from the 1950s—see it listed on the cover of “Shock Mystery Tales” here).  Also of note is the search for “bronson throat flossing,” a hygiene procedure which which we are happily unacquainted.  For our Weirdest Search Term of the Week, our staff selects “weird movies that are ecleeeenet.”  We like to think we offer the most comprehensive coverage of truly ecleeeenet weird movies you’ll find anywhere!

Here’s how the reader-suggested review queue stands: Bunny & the Bull (next week!); Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings;  Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; The Bride of Frank; La Grande Bouffe; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Even Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

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WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 1/6/2012

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A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same:  We hate to stereotype, but cool weird b-movie title usually equals lame predictable parody.  Coming off a midnight run at Sundance, screening at the ReRun Gastropub in New York City before heading off to DVD.  Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same official site.

Once Upon a Time in Anatolia: A group of policemen and a suspect patrol the Anatolian countryside one long night searching for a victim’s corpse.  It looks like an arthouse police procedural but critics hints at something deeper: NPR’s Ella Taylor describes it as “an existential fairy tale set in a nocturnal netherworld…”

NEW ON DVD:

Attack of the Vegan Zombies (2009):  Owners of a vineyard accidentally create vegan zombies when they hire a witch to bless their failing crop.  Borderline weird stuff, but we wanted to mention some DVD release this week. Buy Attack Of The Vegan Zombies.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa (2005): The plot synopsis, which is surely more comprehensible to fans of this long running anime series than it is to me, involves extraterrestrial alchemists embroiled with 1920s Nazis and the Thule Society.  It’s probably more fantasy than surrealism, but many people are convinced anime is inherently weird.  Watch Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

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