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WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

L. Rob Hubbard will kick things off next week at 366 Weird Movies championing Charms, a nearly-forgotten 1973 counterculture mish-mash about early bikers encountering witches. We’ll follow that up by dipping into the reader-suggested review queue for a look at 1967’s avant-garde actioner Point Blank (which has just seen a Blu-ray release), and head out to the theaters to see what’s the deal with s -fronted fantasy Lucy.

This week in weird search terms was dominated by people looking for movies so strange that they may or may not exist; if they do, and are not just mangled memories emweirdened by forgetfulness, imagination, and/or unfortunate spelling, then we want to see them. An example of that last category of weird movie memories is “that movie were an indian surfeczts that guy wiht a pillow” (if you’re reading, kind searcher, we assume you are looking for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest—but “surfeczts”?) Next up is “1950 movie about a fat groundhog dressed like a lady,” which speaks for itself in its weirdness. We’ll give the trophy for Weirdest Search Term of the Week—which, not coincidentally, is also the movie we’d most like to see if it really does exist—to “older movie with alien caveman splitting woman in half glowing arrows.” The image this description draws up in the mind’s eye is mind-bogglingly cool.

Here’s how the ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader-suggested review queue stands: Point Blank (1967) (next week!); Abnormal: The Sinema of Nick Zedd; Rubin & Ed; The Real McCoy; Themroc; Candy (1968); The Fox Family; Angelus; Cloudy with a Chance of  Meatballs; Yokai Monsters, Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/1/2014

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

The Strange Little Cat (2013): Strangely framed scenes of domestic life from a Berlin apartment. It’s hard to get a sense of what this comedy is actually like, but one reviewer’s opinion that it may be “the weirdest most seemingly normal movie I’ve ever seen” is hopefully telling. Playing at Lincoln Center in New York City this week, future U.S. theatrical dates likely to be scant. The Strange Little Cat official site.

NEW ON DVD:

“Mystery Science Theater Vol. XXX”: The four entries in this thirtieth set of satirized schlock from the cult movie-mocking series includes Willis O’Brien’s creature feature The Black Scorpion, the much sought after 1980s sword-and-sorcery mistake Outlaw of Gor, the British sci-fi of The Projected Man, and 1974’s were-bat horror It Lives by Night. Full disclosure: none of these titles are actually rated XXX. Buy “Mystery Science Theater 3000: XXX”.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

“Herzog: The Collection”: A major event in weird (and classic) Blu-ray. This 13-disc set includes the Certified Weird Even Dwarfs Started Small along with Land of Silence and Darkness, Fata Morgana, Aguirre, The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Heart of Glass, Stroszek, Woyzeck, Nosferatu the Vampyre, Fitzcarraldo, Ballad of Little Soldier, Where the Green Ants Dream, Cobra Verde, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, and My Best Fiend. A must-have for cinephiles with a mere $15o or so to burn (which, sadly, excludes most 366 Weird Movies staff). Buy Herzog: The Collection [Blu-ray].

“Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery”: Another major, major event in weird Blu-rays. Couldn’t they space these things out? This set contains every episode of the “Twin Peaks” television show (remastered for a hi-def presentation), the Fire Walk With Me theatrical movie with extras comprising 90 minutes of previously unseen footage, and all-new supplements (including an in-character interview with the surviving, and deceased, Palmers). It all fits on 10 discs. Maybe take out a second mortgage and splurge on Herzog and Peaks together this week? Buy “Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery” [Blu-ray]

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 7/25/2014

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (WIDE RELEASE):

Lucy (2014): directs as a woman who develops nearly omnipotent psychic powers after being accidentally dosed with an experimental drug. The trailer makes this movie look particularly stupid, and we would have avoided mentioning it if not for early reviews proclaiming that it “ends as a bad LSD trip” (Rolling Stone) and talking up “the sheer weirdness of Lucy‘s imagery…” (A.V. Club). Perhaps coincidentally, perhaps not, “Lucy” is a slang term for LSD. Lucy official site.

SCREENINGS – (Cinefamily, Los Angeles, July 25-27):

“Sexperiments: A Collection of Turned-on Cinema”: Three nights of libidinous cinematic excess at the venerable Tinseltown institution. Friday night is “a collection of turned-on shorts” featuring obscene experimental movies of the 196os and 1970s, headlined by Warhol/Velvet Underground associate Barbara Rubin’s pre-hippy body painting/orgy film Christmas on Earth (1963), with live musical accompaniment. Saturday and Sunday’s features turn to the X-rated work of , with the post-apocalyptic sex tale Cafe Flesh screening Saturday night (with Sayadian and writing collaborator Jerry Stahl in attendance), followed by the Surrealist porn flick Nightdreams on Sunday. Altogether, it promises to be an erotically exhausting weekend of bizarro sexiness for lusty Los Angelinos. Promo for Sexperiments: “A Collection of Turned-on Cinema at Cinefamily” (warning: trailers are NSFW).

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Overlook Hotel (est. 2015):  is in negotiations to helm a prequel to The Shining, showing how evil took root at the Overlook Hotel. Fans of both Stephen King and are already expressing emotions ranging from nervous skepticism to premature outrage. Variety has the scoop.

NEW ON DVD:

“The Essential Jacques Demy”: The Criterion Collection releases a 13-disc (!) DVD?Blu-ray combo set of the works of the famed French musical director. The only film of particular interest to us is the 1970 fairy tale adaptation Donkey Skin, wherein a princess (Demy muse ) magically disguises herself as a donkey to avoid marrying her father (!!).  Also includes the five features Lola, Bay of Angels, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The Young Girls of Rochefort, and Une Chambre en Ville, along with four Demy short films, three documentaries, and all the usual Criterion bibelots. Buy “The Essential Jacques Demy” [Criterion Collection Blu-ray + DVD].

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

“The Essential Jacques Demy”: See description in DVD above. Buy “The Essential Jacques Demy” [Criterion Collection Blu-ray + DVD].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON THE WEB:

Evil Brain from Outer Space (1964): Undercover alien superhero Starman fights an evil brain and its band of mutant henchmen. Edited together from three different Japanese films, with about half the original footage removed and furious voiceovers racing to explain why new characters keep popping up all the time, this is the most incoherent of the four Starman features unleashed on unsuspecting American kids in the early 1960s. Given the strangeness of Attack from Space, that’s quite a feat!

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What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Next week we’re turning back to new release reviews with looks at Ari (Waltz with Bashir) Folman’s partially-animated sci-fi opus The Congress; the trippy philosophical documentary The End of Time; and Simon Pegg’s bizarro phobia comedy A Fantastic Fear of Everything. Meanwhile, having wrapped up (for now, at least) his reviews of today’s s, Alfred Eaker turns his attention to the hits of yesteryear with a new mini-series of “25th Anniversary” remembrances. First up:  ‘s Batman (1989).

It’s time once again for our weekly survey of the weirdest search terms used to locate this site, a little feature we like to call “Weirdest Search Terms of the Week.” First up, we’ll mention this strange trio: “strange please,” “being strange,” and “strange much” (we like to think of that last one as a rhetorical question directed at us: “gee, is that 366 Weird Movies strange much?”) Speaking of strange, there was also the person looking for “strange creatures living on woman’s fingers.” But our official selection for Weirdest Search Term of the Week isn’t strange: it’s “sexy voids.” Because nothing turns us on more than Nothing.

Here’s how the ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader-suggested review queue stands: Abnormal: The Sinema of Nick Zedd; Rubin & Ed; The Real McCoy; Themroc; Candy (1968); The Fox Family; Angelus; Cloudy with a Chance of  Meatballs; Yokai Monsters, Vol. 1: Spook Warfare [AKA Big Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 7/18/2014

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Mood Indigo (2013): A wealthy bachelor inventor falls in love with a woman who has a flower growing in her lungs. The latest from stars erstwhile Amelie Audrey Tautou; diabetics and the whimsy-averse are being warned to avoid this cutesy confection, but rest assured we’ll forge ahead and tackle it (it’s in our reader-suggested review queue, but we’d surely hit that even if it wasn’t). Mood Indigo official site.

FILM FESTIVALS – Fantasia (Montreal, Canada, Jul. 17- Aug. 6):

As its name implies, Montreal’s Fantasia Festival originally began as a showcase for fantastic films from Asia; it has since morphed into a major event on the genre cinema calendar, a venue so big that geek event movies like Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy hold special pre-release screenings there. Not that they’ve let mainstream success get to their heads; there’s still more rare weirdness to be found at Fantasia than at just about any film festival on the globe. We make watchlists from Fantasia’s programming, and we’re always saddened when only half of the most daring films find meaningful distribution in the U.S. We’ve been following a number of 2014’s entries as they slowly make their way across the festival landscape: s Cheatin’, the post-apocalyptic love triangle in The Desert, the inflated-head indie rock comedy Frank, the horror-of-Hollywood allegory Starry Eyes, s White Bird in a Blizzard, and ‘s long-awaited The Zero Theorem. Here’s the stuff that’s new to us (along with a couple of the odder highlights from the festival’s blaxploitation and Shaw Brothers revival programs):

  • Bag Boy Lover Boy – A photographer specializing in unusual human specimens takes a hot dog vendor for his muse; the synopsis evokes the work of seedy underground New York filmmakers like . Screening July 23.
  • “La Buche de Noel” – The insane animated adventures of Indian, Cowboy and Horse (A Town Called Panic) continue in this 23-minute Christmas-themed short. Screens July 31.
  • Darktown Strutters (1975) – A rare blaxploitation/comedy/musical about a black female motorcycle gang fighting white supremacists led by a Colonel Sanders clone. This oddity is very rare—almost legendary—so catch it July 27 if you can.

  • Demon of the Lute (1983) – A kung fu maiden sets out to destroy the titular instrument with the help of the Three Armed Beggar and Old Naughty (who wields a giant pair of scissors). One of the craziest-sounding of the classic Shaw Brothers features screening at Fantasia; this one plays July 19 & 26.
  • Honeymoon – Well-reviewed psychological thriller about a groom who finds his new wife acting strange after the nuptials. Screens July 22.
  • I Am a Knife with Legs – Absurdist microbudget musical comedy about a pop star hanging out from a fatwa; the programmer’s synopsis uses the word “weird” to describe it more than once. Catch it July 25 only.
  • Jack et la mécanique du coeur – 3-D animation described as a “Gallic surrealist fairy-tale musical with a dash of Gothic macabre and a streak of steampunk.” It appears that it is playing in French only with no English subtitles on July 26.
  • Koo! Kin-dza-dza – An animated remake of the satirical 1986 Soviet cult sci-fi comedy about two Russian men teleported to a desert planet. Playing August 2.
  • Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter – A backwards Japanese woman mistakenly concludes that the movie Fargo is a documentary and sets out for Minnesota to discover the lost ransom money. July 23.
  • The Man in the Orange Jacket – An employee kills his rich boss and assumes his identity, only to be haunted by surreal occurrences. Screens July 27.
  • The Mole Song: Undercover Agent Reiji – ‘s latest is a comedy about an undercover cop, with animated sequences and “surreal fight scenes.” Catch it July 19.
  • Nuigulumar Z – The English translation, Gothic Lolita Battle Bear, may explain why this title caught our fancy; the less sane of two movies making their North American debut from the ludicrously prolific . Screening July 20.
  • Puzzle – Masked figures invade a school and force the adults to play strange and deadly games; are local bullies behind it? July 26.
  • Real – A man uses technology to enter the subconscious of his beloved as she lies in a coma, where he encounters “philosophical zombies” and other strangeness, in ‘s latest. Plays August 3.
  • The Satellite Girl and Milk Cow – A satellite transforms into a cyborg and romances a brokenhearted man who has metamorphosed into a cow; the animation style resembles with a more surreal bent. Screens July 19.
  • Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song – Arguably the first, and certainly one of the strangest, blaxploitation movies ever made, Melvin van Peebles’ explosive race revenge fantasy is as much avant-garde as it is exploitation. See it on the big screen July 23.
  • Thou Wast Mild and Lovely – A hired hand has an affair with the farmer’s daughter in what the director herself describes as “an intimate magical realist erotic thriller.” Screening July 19 & 21.
  • Zombie TV – Sounds like a sort of Japanese version of Kentucky Fried Movie themed around the undead; Twitch‘s Todd Brown is quoted as saying it “provides the viewer with a respite from one kind of weirdness by punching them in the face with another.” July 19 only.

Fantasia Film Festival home page.

NEW ON DVD:

Scanners (1981): A good Scanner (a telepath with the power to literally blow people’s minds) infiltrates a gang of evil Scanners. This gory cult favorite, made by before he fully transitioned out of his upscale exploitation mode, is something of a surprise acquisition for the Criterion Collection. Buy Scanners [Criterion Collection].

SX_Tape (2013): A couple play sex games in a spooky abandoned hospital, which proves to be a bad idea. We wouldn’t have taken any notice of what looks like a sex-heavy found-footage horror if not for an (actually negative but prominently displayed) review claiming the movie “dives face first in the deep end of weirdness.” Buy SX_Tape.

Under the Skin (2013): Read our capsule review. Trippy visuals highlight this minimalist arthouse sci-fi hit in which plays an alien who hunts lonely men on the moors of Scotland. Buy Under the Skin.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Scanners (1981): See description in DVD above. This combo pack includes two DVDs. Buy Scanners [Criterion Collection Blu-ray/DVD combo].

SX_Tape (2013): See description in DVD above. Buy SX_Tape [Blu-ray].

Under the Skin (2013): See description in DVD above. Buy Under the Skin [Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.