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WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 4/26/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Hamesima X (2010): A Mossad agent catches and interrogates a man who has infiltrated a top-secret facility; turns out, he’s an alien bringing Kabbalistic secrets (and fleeing psychic ninjas). We have very few reports on this mystical Israeli import that is playing New York City for one week, but you have to admit that plot description sounds a little weird. Hamesima X official site.

Mortem (2010): Hmm… from what we can make out of the synopsis, we gather Mortem is about a woman who refuses to die and instead holes up in a hotel room and makes out with her own soul? It’s hot girl-on-girl metaphysical action in this B&W French import that’s playing at Quad Cinema in Manhattan with Hamesima X (above) this week; director Eric Atlan will be in attendance  for a Q&A session on April 26 & 27. Mortem official site.

An Oversimplification of Her Beauty (2012): An impressionistic, experimental, partially animated portrait of a young artist and his desire for a beautiful woman. Debuting this week in New York City with scattered showings across the country through early June. An Oversimplification of Her Beauty official site.

SCREENINGS – (Cinbefamily, Los Angeles, CA, 4/26-4/28):

Phase IV (1974): Ants set out to conquer the world in famed title designer Saul Bass’ only feature film. It’s a restored print, but the real attraction is Bass’ original 2001-inspired 8-minute psychedelic finale sequence, newly discovered in the Academy Film Archives vaults. Sorry we have to miss it but we hope the new footage will show up in a DVD release soon. Phase IV at Cinefamily.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Why Don’t You Play in Hell? (est. 9/13 – Japanese version): ‘s latest is about… well, we don’t know what it’s about, because no one on staff reads Japanese. It’s got samurai fighting yakuza and literal rivers of blood and definitely looks weird, though, as you’ll see if you check out the teaser trailer on the official site. Why Don’t You Play in Hell? official site [Japanese].

NEW ON DVD:

D’Agostino (2012): The story of the romantic—or at least the master/pet—relationship between a London businessman and the naked male slave he discovers hiding in his dead grandmother’s Greek beach home. Critics weren’t too fond of it, but it does sound a little weird. Buy D’Agostino.

Flirt (1995): A woman tries to tempt a man into marrying her before she accepts another proposal, and then the same scenario plays itself out among different people on three different continents in Hal Hartley’s experimental comedy. Hartley (The Unbelievable Truth) has his fans, but this one has never been released on DVD before. Buy Flirt.

The Grapes of Death [Les Raisins de la Mort] (1978): Frenchmen turn into zombies after they drink wine made from grapes treated with pesticide. Having spent last year remastering and re-releasing ‘s surreal vampire movies, Redemption is finishing up his catalog with his less well-known (and generally less successful) horror efforts. Buy The Grapes of Death.

It’s in the Blood (2012): Read our capsule review. stars in this psychological horror/drama set in the woods. Buy It’s in The Blood.

K-11 (2012): A record producer wakes up after a night of partying and finds himself imprisoned in Los Angeles Prisons K-11 unit—that’s where they send the homosexuals and transgendered folk. Directed by Kristen Stewart’s mom Jules (a veteran Hollywood script supervisor), critics declared it guilty of sucking, although on the plus side the Hollywood Reporter called it “like a deranged John Waters remake of The Shawshank Redemption” (they put that quote on the cover). Buy K-11.

Meanwhile (2011): Hal Hartley’s latest tells the story of a self-sacrificing Joe wandering around Manhattan, never seeming to get ahead because he’s always helping others out. It only runs an hour, never received theatrical distribution, and was funded via Kickstarter. Buy Meanwhile.

Night of the Hunted [La Nuit des Traquées] (1980): In a departure for Jean Rollin, this strange horror movie contains no mythical monsters, but instead takes place in a mental asylum housed in a skyscraper. Like Grapes of Death, this one stars one of Rollin’s favorite actress, the former hard-porn star . This is obviously not to be confused with Charles Laughton’s Night of the Hunter! Buy Night of the Hunted.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Flirt (1995): See description in DVD above. Buy Flirt [Blu-ray].

The Grapes of Death [Les Raisins de la Mort] (1978): See description in DVD above. Buy The Grapes of Death [Blu-ray].

K-11 (2012): See description in DVD above. Buy K-11 [Blu-ray].

Meanwhile (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy Meanwhile [Blu-ray].

Night of the Hunted [La Nuit des Traquées] (1980): See description in DVD above. Buy Night of the Hunted [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Peacock (2010): Read our capsule review. Cilian Murphy goes drag, but Andreas Stoehr complained that it’s a “a muddled, small-town drama with only the occasional hint of slight weirdness”: see if you agree. Watch Peacock free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

ADAM COOLEY’S 10 WEIRDEST MOVIES EVER

Adam Cooley (IMDB entry) is a microbudget film director and an experimental musician with the band Scissor Shock. All of his movies are available for free download from his personal site. You can also watch his output and see his favorites from others on his YouTube channel. We invited Adam to submit a “top 10 weird movies” list in 2011; here it is…

This list was really hard to compile, since I mainly watch what a lot of people would describe as ‘weird’ films—experimental, underground, off-beat, subversive cinema is what I’m primarily interested in—so I basically had to think about hundreds, if not thousands, of films for possible inclusion here. So, when asked to do this list, it took me a couple of years (!) to compile it and be happy with the end result, as I constantly felt the need to change it up. As such, many great little weird gems (Elevator Movie, Daisies, Frownland, Back Against the Wall, Small White House, Beaver Trilogy, SpaceDiscoOne, Pastoral: To Die in the Country, Liquid Sky) had to go.

To make this list a bit easier on myself, I decided to completely get rid of any hand-drawn/computer-drawn animated entries, which really could be a whole other list (if you’re curious, look into “Xavier: Renegade Angel,” “Popee the Performer,” and especially look into the works of Yoji Kuri), which obviously includes anime (the truly disturbing and strange Midori, Kuchu Buranko: Trapeze—the weirdest anime I’ve ever seen—and the more obvious but still surprisingly offbeat stuff like “Paranoia Agent,” “Serial Experiments Lain,” “Boogiepop Phantom,” and the last two episodes of “Neon Genesis Evangelion”).

I also decided to get rid of shorts which means I had to get rid of titles by Toshio Matsumoto (Phantom),  (Emotion-–and, yes, I know not having Hausu is a big hole in my list), or Shuji Terayama (nearly his entire experimental film works series made drafts of this list at various points).

Finally, I got rid of any “collection” DVD’s here (though my top choice is disputable, note that all 30 shorts for it were made specifically for the DVD; it wasn’t a bunch of little shorts made at different times thrown into a collection). As such, I deleted such gems as “Phantom Museums” by Brothers Quay, “The Complete Short Films of Jan Svankmajer”, and Jeff Keen’s amazing set “GAZWRX” (which would be my # 1 choice for this list if I included collections here — watch this set immediately!).  So, basically, I tried to mostly include actual “movies” here — 90-ish minutes, with actual distribution, mostly available on DVD, some by established directors, though I would love to compile separate lists of some of the stuff I excluded here.

Anyway, sorry for the long-winded explanation, but without further ado, here’s ten of the weirdest movies ever…

Still from Surviving Life (2012)10. Surviving Life (Theory and Practice) [Prezít Svuj Zivot] (2010):  needs no introduction; he is quite the influential and brilliant experimental filmmaker. Really, many of his full length features—and almost all of his shorts (if I’d allowed them)—could have fit into this list. However, I chose this film, his most recent, which is almost a compilation of all his bizarre techniques, though he also invented lots of new weird devices specific to this film. The backgrounds the characters interact with are odd, mixing computer-generated elements with handmade sets. A lot of the film is still pictures of the characters, although there is plenty of stop-motion animation too. Beyond the presentation, there are also plenty of weird characters, like the pet man with a bulldog head. Visually, this film is even stranger to look at than most of the films on this list, but the storyline is a bit more coherent and conventional than upcoming entries—not to mention that several of the weirdest sequences take place inside of a dream, whereas most of the aforementioned films place their stranger moments in reality—hence why this is down here at # 10. Atill, I highly recommend this film. Top notch editing, acting, and artistry are on display here.

9. Death Powder (1986): The first draft of this list was dominated by Japanese films—Labyrinth of Dreams, Pinocchio 964, Rampo Noir, Hausu, Continue reading ADAM COOLEY’S 10 WEIRDEST MOVIES EVER →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 4/12/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Antiviral: Here’s a bizarre premise: adventures in an underground trade supplying fans with viruses taken from their favorite celebrities. The directing debut of Brandon (son of David) Cronenberg. Antiviral official site.

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To the Wonder: An American man and his French wife struggle with mutual infidelity. ‘s latest is reportedly as minimalist and oblique as the sensational (and Certified Weird) Tree of Life, but it’s also the worst-reviewed film in his distinguished career. To the Wonder official site.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Only Lovers Are Left Alive (est. 2013): ‘s latest tackles vampires in love; we suspect it will resemble Twilight about as much as Dead Man did Young Guns. With Tom Hiddleston and  (as vampires “Adam” and “Eve”) and in a rare villainous role. This could premier at Cannes. Only Lovers Are Left Alive IMDB page.

NEW ON DVD:

Dead Ball (2011): A baseball prodigy with a (literally) deadly fastball who has sworn off the sport finds himself blackmailed into playing for the team at his juvenile detention facility. It’s from Sushi Typhoon and the co-director of Meatball Machine and Yakuza Weapon; if you’ve been paying attention, you know that this means you’re in for lots of absurd gore and general Japanese b-movie weirdness. Buy Dead Ball.

Father’s Day (2011): Read our review. Astron-6′s absurdist grindhouse feature came out last year in an expensive collector’s edition set; here it is in the priced-to-move single disc edition. Buy Father’s Day (single disc).

Sexcula (1974): A mad scientist hires a vampire prostitute to inspire the sex drive into his latest creation: a gigolo monster. It’s Canada’s only X-rated (scenes are described as “explicit”) horror movie, and was thought lost for years. Buy Sexcula.

Ultrachrist! (2003): Jesus Christ comes back to Earth as a superhero to fight the minions of the Antichrist (including a resurrected Jim Morrison). I guess it took them ten years to release this on DVD because they were waiting for a time when it wouldn’t seem sacrilegious for the Savior to support lesbian marriage? Buy Ultrachrist!.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Dead Ball (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy Dead Ball [Blu-ray].

Father’s Day (2011): See description in DVD above. Besides the DVD only version and the Limited Edition set, you can buy this midnight hit in a Blu-ray/DVD Combo or this single disc Blu-ray. Why not buy all four versions? Buy Father’s Day [Blu-ray].

Naked Lunch (1991): Read the Certified Weird entry! The Criterion Collection upgrades ‘s telling of ‘s junkie nightmare to Blu-ray. Buy Naked Lunch [Criterion Collection Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Attack of the Monsters [AKA Gamera vs. Guiron] (1969): Flying turtle Gamera saves two little boys from space babes who want to eat their brains, and from their knife-headed monster pet. One of the most insanely ridiculous flicks in the entire Gamera canon—and that’s saying something!

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What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 4/5/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Sun Don’t Shine (2012): Read our capsule review. Indie sweetheart Kate Lyn Sheil is very good (and very sweaty) in this slow-paced, sun-drenched Florida neo-noir. Expect scattered showings across the US this month. Sun Don’t Shine official site.

Trance (2013): A hypnotherapist takes us inside the subconscious of an amnesiac criminal trying to find the location of a stolen painting. Mercurial Danny (Trainspotting) Boyle’s first film since 2012’s 127 Hours is his first real dip into the mindbending genre. Trance official site.

Upstream Color (2013): Try as we might, we can’t find a solid synopsis of this film, other than mentions that it’s abstract, experimental, and might actually be a pig’s dream about a human couple. ‘s long-delayed followup to Primer (2004) looks much, much weirder and more confusing. Upstream Color official site.

NEW ON DVD:

“Hammer: 3 Horror Classics”: We’ve already covered ‘s Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966) and Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) for this site. The weirdest entry in this collection (if not the best) is undoubtedly the Shaw Brothers/Hammer kung fu/vampire crossover gimmick flick The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974). Buy “Hammer: 3 Horror Classics”.

John Dies at the End (2012): Read our review. A hallucinogenic drug and demons from a parallel universe feature in this joint that shamelessly positions itself as the must-see cult hit of the year. Buy John Dies At The End.

Tormented (2011): A young boy and his mute sister are haunted by nightmares of a giant plush bunny. From Takashi Shimizu, the director of the Ju-on (The Grudge) series. Buy Tormented.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

John Dies at the End (2012): See description in DVD above. Buy John Dies At The End [Blu-ray].

Tormented (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy Tormented [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

1 (2009): All the rare books in a bookstore are mysteriously replaced by an anonymous book titled “1” that describes in numbers what is happening to everyone in the world during one minute’s time; the “Reality Defense Council” steps in to investigate. It’s 1 weird movie, and it’s in our reader-suggested review queue so you might want to check it out so you can comment intelligently on it when we review it down the line. (Unrated, but would receive an “R” for some brief sex scenes). Watch 1 free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.