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WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Next week’s slate of movie reviews isn’t set in stone, but look for coverage of the long-lost 1987 Le Pétomane mockumentary The Fartiste; the Jess Franco nightmare Nightmares Come at Night; Fur, the “imaginary portrait” of  photographer Diane Arbus; and the Monkees’ nutty Head.

It was a poor week for bizarre search terms, but we must go forward with the strangest we can find for our “Weirdest Search Term of the Week” contest. So, to the bestiality guy with the waterfowl fetish whose searches we’ve been ignoring the past few weeks, we’re finally featuring your quest to find “amitur swedish women climaxing w/ swans.” You can stop now. On a less disturbing, less weird note is the search for “what the name of the movie the guy put the rat down his throat and pull it back out”: though, come to think about it, the bestiality crowd might get into that movie, as well. Our official “Weirdest Search Term of the Week is also animal-related, but we see it more as an existential question than an erotic one: “is the chimp in john malkovich a person”?

Shout out to Pale Slime!

Here’s how the ridiculously-long (and ever-growing) reader-suggested review queue now stands: Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (next week!); Liquid Sky (re-review); Society (official review); The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao; Celine and Julie Go Boating; “Franz Kafka’s It’s Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/30/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Abigail Harm: A lonely middle-aged woman discovers a male companion out of a fairy tale: so long as she keeps his robe, he will never leave her. Starring Amanda Plummer and garnering multiple comparisons to the work of . Opening in NYC, future venues uncertain. Abigail Harm official site.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky (2014?): A transcendental stoner fairy rock musical, set in the Hoh Rainforest. Word on the street is it will include scenes of people jumping out of trees. This project has already met its Kickstarter target, so it better get done. They should be getting back from the rainforest as we speak. For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky at Kickstarter.

NEW ON DVD:

The Painting (2011): The fully-colored figures living inside a painting enslave those who are merely sketched in pencil; some half completed figures go searching for the Painter to find answers as to why their world was left incomplete. This animated parable comes from Belgium. Buy The Painting.

Pawn Shop Chronicles (2013): Three grindhouse-style black comedy vignettes revolving around a pawn shop involving meth addicts, Elvis impersonators, and sex slaves. Look at some of the cast—Brendan Fraser, , Matt Dillon, Vincent D’Onofrio—and explain to us how this movie did not get more than a token theatrical release. Buy Pawn Shop Chronicles.

“Sapphire & Steel: The Complete Series” (1979-1982): Interdimensional beings pose as humans to solve metaphysical mysteries in this cult British sci-fi series that attempted to ride Dr. Who’s coattails (with maybe a dash of “The Prisoner” thrown in there). The series ran for thirty-four episodes, through six serial-style adventures of four to eight installments each. Buy “Sapphire & Steel: The Complete Series”.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The Painting (2011): See description in DVD above. This is a Blu-ray/DVD combo pack. Buy The Painting [Blu-ray + DVD].

Pawn Shop Chronicles (2013): See description in DVD above. Another Blu-ray/DVD combo pack. Buy Pawn Shop Chronicles [Blu-ray + DVD].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/23/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

FILM FESTIVALS – Venice Film Festival (Venice, Italy, Aug 28-Sep.7):

The world’s oldest film festival, Venice is still one of the most prestigious movie events of the year, although it has been losing ground in late years as many producers who miss the chance to debut at Cannes choose to premiere at the better-attended Toronto Film Festival instead. Still, Venice always lands a few scoops, and this year they host premieres from two of the world’s weirdest directors.

  • Algunas Chicas – Psychological thriller about a woman running away from marital problems who visits an old friend and experiences what are described as “porous nightmares.” Screening 8/30 & 8/31.
  • Mysterious Object at Noon (2000) – A special screening of ‘s experimental documentary/fiction hybrid where a series of average Thais construct a narrative one piece at a time, Exquisite Corpse-style. 8/30 & 8/31.
  • Why Don’t You Play in Hell? –  A movie-within-a-movie is the setting for s latest; an early teaser trailer featured samurai fighting yakuza and literal rivers of blood. 8/29.
  • The Zero Theorem – Christoph Waltz plays a computer hacker close to cracking the meaning of existence who is constantly interrupted by distractions from Management in ’s eagerly awaited latest feature. World premiere on 9/2.

Venice Film Festival official site.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

The Brick House (est. 2013): A modern adaptation of “the Three Little Pigs.” The trailer is amusing and the theme song is amazing; if the filmmakers can keep up that level of invention for 90 minutes, we should be blown over.

NEW ON DVD:

“All Night Horror Marathon” (Schizoid, The Vagrant, The Godsend & The Outing): The gem in this two disc, four film marathon is Schzoid (AKA Lizard in a Woman’s Skin), a psychedelic giallo about a woman who dreams about killing her downstairs neighbor in a drug-fueled orgy, then wakes to find herself accused of murder. The even weirder thing about this set is that Scream Factory has recalled it, and  Schizoid will be replaced in a new October edition with Curtis Harrington’s What’s the Matter With Helen? (the three less distinguished movies remain the same). We assume there was some sort of copyright clearance error, but if you want this set with Schizoid you better order now before stocks are gone. (To confuse things even further, this week Scream Factory also releases the unrelated 1980 Schizoid, with Klaus Kinski and a young Christopher Lloyd, in a double feature set with Barbi Benton’s X-Ray). Buy “All Night Horror Marathon” (Schizoid, The Vagrant, The Godsend & The Outing).

Alyce Kills (2011): A young woman goes insane from guilt after accidentally killing her best friend. From the director of Zombie Strippers. Buy Alyce Kills.

“Betty Boop: The Essential Collection, Vol. 1”: Those in the know realize that the early Fleischer Brothers’ shorts (especially the pre-Code numbers) were some of the wildest, swingingest, and sometimes the surrealest cartoons ever made. Although about 22 of the flirty flapper’s 100 or so appearances are in the public domain, there hasn’t been any significant attempt to release the cartoons that are still under copyright until now. No word on whether any of these 12 shorts are as crazy as something like Snow White, but it would be a blast going through this Olive Films set looking for buried treasure. Buy “Betty Boop: The Essential Collection, Vol. 1”.

Nightmares Come at Night (1970): A lesbian exotic dancer has nightmares that blur into reality in a Jess Franco shocker that the few who have seen it often describe as “confusing.” Apparently Redemption has finished reissuing their catalog, and now they’re turning to Franco—with 200 directorial credits to the Eurotrash auteur’s name, this should take a while. Buy Nightmares Come at Night.

Post Tenebras Lux (2012): From Mexico comes this kaleidoscopic, non-linear portrait of a family in crisis that looks a bit like a Mexican Tree of Life. We dig the glowing red demon thingee from the trailer. Buy Post Tenebras Lux.

A Virgin Among The Living Dead [AKA Christina: Princess of Eroticism] (1973): A beautiful young woman goes to a Gothic castle for the reading of a will and finds herself trapped in a surrealistic Satanic nightmare. By Jess Franco, but the commonly-screened Living Dead version features inserted zombie footage shot by years later. Christina: Princess of Eroticism is Franco’s original, seldom-seen X-rated cut; both versions of the film are available on this Redemption disc. Buy A Virgin Among The Living Dead.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Nightmares Come at Night (1970): See description in DVD above. Buy Nightmares Come at Night [Blu-ray].

A Virgin Among The Living Dead [AKA Christina: Princess of Eroticism] (1973): See description in DVD above. Buy A Virgin Among The Living Dead [Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/16/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Oh My Goth! (est. 2015?): A rogue alien from a cemetery planet who spends his time abducting hot Earth babes to his satellite castle teams up with ninjas and rabbis to repel an invasion from his superiors that would ruin his nightly Goth parties. This weirdly conceived rock n’ roll/comedy is an adaptation of Goth polymath ‘s comic book. Read more at voltaire.net (you’ll have to scroll down the page to find the announcement).

NEW ON DVD:

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (2010): In 1911 Paris, author/adventurer Adèle Blanc-Sec deals with a recently hatched pterodactyl. This fantasy-adventure from was an expensive production by French standards, but went completely unnoticed on this side of the pond—until now. Buy The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec.

Reality (2012): A fishmonger becomes so obsessed with appearing on the Italian version of the “Big Brother” reality TV show that he loses touch with reality. This satire has surreal moments and is earned a lot of comparisons to the works of . Buy Reality.

Seconds (1966): A banker accepts an offer by a mysterious corporation to undergo a procedure that will give him a second life and turns into swinging single Rock Hudson; he discovers his new lease on life was not all he had hoped for in this speculative 1960s oddity from John Frankenheimer featuring crazy camerawork. The Criterion Collection gives this cult sci-fi item a second chance to find an audience. Buy Seconds (Criterion Collection).

Suzune Genesis [AKA The Parasite Doctor Suzune: Genesis] (2011): Per distributor Tokyo Shock: “When your body is bursting with all kinds of erotic parasites, the only person that can save you is Dr. Suzune!” There’s no info on this one anywhere, but we suggest a blind buy based on that tagline. This is part one of a series continued in Parasite Doctor Suzune: Evolution. This DVD originally went on sale back in March, then disappeared in an apparent recall, only to reappear now. Buy Suzune Genesis.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (2010): See description in DVD above. This combo pack also contains a DVD and digital copy. Buy The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec [BluRay].

Reality (2012): See description in DVD above. Buy Reality [Blu-ray].

Seconds (1966): See description in DVD above. Buy Seconds [Criterion Collection Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/9/2013

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Jug Face (2013): Read our review. We’re happy to see this atmospheric, nearly-weird indie hick horror is killing it with critics. Playing this week in Los Angeles, and we’re not sure where else. Jug Face official site.

Whensday (2013): The story of a “trippy” time-traveling bike. Proudly made in Fort Collins, Colorado. Whensday official site.

FILM FESTIVALS – Everything Is! Festival IV: The Dreamquest (Los Angeles, CA., Aug 12-21):.

You might know the consortium from their Certified Weird movie Doggiewoggiez! Poochiewoochiez! (a loose “remake” of The Holy Mountain made out of repurposed dog footage), but these curators of video oddities have been growing their brand to the point where they are now hosting their fourth annual extravaganza celebrating the detritus of trash culture. The many themed found-footage compilations scattered throughout the nine day festival revolve around public access television, glitchy video games, cute animals, white people and their puppets attempting to rap, and stand-up comedy (the last hosted by the legendary Tony Clifton, who apparently is not dead). Other events include a live talent show hosted by and appearances by Mike Judge and Chris Elliot, along with the following cinematic anomalies:

  • The Dragon Lives Again [AKA Deadly Hands of Kung Fu] (1977) – Bruce Lee dies and goes to Hell where he meets Popeye, Dracula, and softcore porn icon Emmanuelle, among others. A rare 35mm print of this bizarre Brucesploitation relic screens on August 16 at midnight.

  • Fateful Findings (2013) – Festival programmers are pitching this conspiracy thriller about a hacker with paranormal powers as the breakthrough film of Neil Breen, the auteur who has been laboring to seize the trash mantle laid down by Tommy Wiseau and . Breen will host in person on August 17.
  • Final Cut – Ladies and Gentlemen (2013) – A film essay composed of clips from classic movies, assembled to form the quintessential Hollywood narrative by Taxidermia‘s . Screens Aug 12.
  • The Phynx (1970) – This crazy psychedelic rock n’ roll/spy spoof was shelved by Warner Brothers because it was terrible, but it has a semi-legendary status due to its eccentric roster of cameo appearances: Richard Pryor, , Ed Sullivan, and Colonel Harlan Sanders, among others. Comedian Patton Oswalt hosts the August 18th screening.
  • Triple Fisher (2013) – When 17-year old Amy Fisher shot the wife of her  lover, Joey Buttafuoco, in 1992, the resulting scandal produced three separate made-for-TV exploitation-adaptations of the story (with the “Long Island Lolita” portrayed by Drew Barrymore, Nöelle Parker, and Alyssa Milano). Here, for the first time, all three versions of the tale are edited into a single (in)coherent story. Hosted by Buttafuoco himself. August 15.

See the entire schedule of events at host Cinefamily’s festival page.

NEW ON DVD:

Antiviral (2012): Here’s a bizarre premise: adventures in an underground trade supplying fans with viruses taken from their favorite celebrities. The debut of Brandon (son of David) Cronenberg. Buy Antiviral.

A Boy and His Dog (1975): See description in Blu-ray below.

Freaked (1993): Read our capsule review. This comedy about a carnival ringleader who uses toxic waste to turn innocent people into mutant freaks for his sideshow has quite a cult following, but the 2-disc special edition has been out of print for a while. This bargain-priced single disc release may fill a void. Buy Freaked.

Magic Magic (2013): A young woman vacationing with friends in Chile loses her mind as insomnia takes over her life. Director Sebastián Silva shot this film back-to-back with the slightly better known Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus with star Michael Cera while the latter was visiting Chile. Buy Magic Magic.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Antiviral (2012): See description in DVD above. Buy Antiviral [Blu-ray].

A Boy and His Dog (1975): Read the Certified Weird entry! It’s about time this post-apocalyptic telepathic dog classic got a digital upgrade. The movie is remastered, includes an interview with director L.Q. Jones and original author Harlan Ellison, and preserves the Jones commentary track from the previous First Run edition. Shout! Factory is selling this only in a DVD/Blu-ray combo pack (DVD not sold separately). Buy A Boy And His Dog [BluRay/DVD combo].

Freaked (1993): See description in DVD above. Buy Freaked [Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.