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366 UNDERGROUND: WRISTS (2010)

366 Underground is an occasional feature that looks at the weird world of contemporary low- and micro-budget cinema, the underbelly of independent film.

DIRECTED BY: John Bradburn

FEATURING: Heather Darcy, Mish Boyko, Dave Rowland, Nicola Hardman, Ellie Clemments, Rhian Green, Sean Harris, Aidan Keenan

PLOT: A woman moves in to an idyllic country house to recover from a traumatic event. One

Still from Wrists (2011)

day she rescues a man from crashing his motorbike. She becomes obsessed with him and is slowly drawn into his world in an experimental narrative that flows through reality, fantasy, fear and imagination along different streams of consciousness.

COMMENTS:  Wrists (official site) is more successful in the experimental realm, in communicating mood, than it is in the narrative, which is pared down to the bare minimum.  There’s not much dialog to clue one in on what’s happening; the first spoken word isn’t heard until 14 minutes into the film.  It’s a novel way to immediately involve the spectator by forcing him to construct what’s going on, but it could take several viewings to get the picture.  In my own case, I was fairly certain for the first 20 or so minutes that some artsy apocalyptic disaster had occurred and that the two main characters would be the only ones in the narrative… until the first car and other character appeared.

While providing a minimum of information to allow the audience to work out things for themselves can be stimulating, it only went so far with Wrists.  Combined with its languid pace, the film was very good at inducing a nap midway through the running time.  Twice.  Your own experience may vary.

That said, I do appreciate the approach that the filmmakers took. I probably would have had a greater love for this film had it been half the length (it’s 86 minutes), or if the director had pandered more to my need for more clues to the concrete narrative, such that provided in the official synopsis below:

Wrists follows Julie as she recovers in an isolated rural cottage. Bored she wanders the countryside and tries to waste time. Hearing a noise outside she rescues a mysterious young man – Clark – from a motorcycle accident.

Slowly she becomes obsessed with him and is drawn in to his dark world. He works in a city collecting debts. Clark has never really thought of escape. In meeting Julie he way have met his saviour.

Wrists is not really that weird—the most successful element is its atmosphere and mood, which is very dreamlike due to the lack of dialog.  It’s almost like being in the minds of the two main characters.  The thing is, the characters don’t really do very much, and what action there is was more conducive to going on the nod than to engaging fully with the film—in my case.

This is John Bradburn’s second feature. His first, Kyle (IMDB), about a young man’s attempt to fit back into society after being released from prison, screened in festivals and small venues, and Wrists will apparently follow the same strategy.

An interview with Bradburn looks in-depth into his aesthetic; he also shared his reactions to Kyle‘s reception at its premiere at the Seattle Film Festival in an article for Vertigo Magazine.

A DVD of Wrists, which comes paired with a zine about the production, is available here.

DISCLAIMER: A DVD copy of this film was provided by the production company for review.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 7/1/2011

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

There’s nothing weird debuting in theaters this week… though you may want to check out The Tree of Life if you haven’t already.  Frankly, summer blockbuster season can’t end soon enough for us. Fortunately, it’s a huge week for home video releases, so we don’t mind the drought at the cinemas so much.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Alma (est. 2011-2015):  The creepy short film by former Pixar animator Rodrigo Blaas about a little girl sucked into a bizarre soul-stealing toy store has been greenlighted by Dreamworks, thanks to the intervention of new DW collaborator , who will executive produce while Blaas directs.  Something about this career path—young animator with a cute/macabre style makes award-winning unreleased short, gets shot at making feature—reminds us of the story of a young Tim Burton, except that the studio is behind the artist this time.  Read the story at the LA Times.  The original short can be viewed below.

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (est. 2011):  Ever since it worked for Little Shop of Horrors, everyone is convinced they can take any crazy old B-movie and turn it into a hit musical.  The incredibly stupid and confusing Hitler’s Brain is the next target of this trend (which has already seen movies like Evil Dead and The Toxic Avenger turned into off-Broadway song-and-dance fests).   We can just hear the libretto in our heads: “Heil, heil Hitler, you’re just a head/No house to live in, use this jar instead!”  It’s listed as a 2011 production on the IMDB, but there hasn’t been any official news since the project was announced in 2008.

NEW ON DVD:

The Baby (1973): “Sick” black comedy/horror about a family who keeps their thumb-sucking, mentally-disabled 21-year-old son in a crib and diapers.  The DVD box cover proudly quotes DVD Drive-In as saying, “One of the most bizarre films to come out of Hollywood in the 1970s!”  This title is also currently in our reader-suggested review queue, so you can expect to see a review in the coming weeks. Buy The Baby.

Black Moon (1975):  A girl flees a land where the sexes are literally at war (with guns and tanks) and escapes to a farmhouse where she meets a unicorn, among other strange creatures, in this extremely surreal film.  Big-time weirdness from a cinema master (Louis Malle) brought to us by the Criterion Collection.  Buy Black Moon [The Criterion Collection].

“ReBoot: The Definitive Mainframe Edition”:  Anyone who caught this 1994 computer-animated kiddie show about a society that lives inside a desktop computer on a Saturday morning in 1994 might be forgiven for thinking they hadn’t yet come down from whatever substances they had consumed the night before.  It continues the great Saturday morning cartoon tradition of simultaneously appealing to kids and adults who love a little light weirdness.  Now the entire series is available in this 9 disc box set.  Buy “ReBoot: The Definitive Mainframe Edition”.

Sucker Punch (2011): Read our capsule review.  A young girl invents a fantasy world in this video game style spectacle. Buy Sucker Punch.

Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009):  A man begins to transform into a machine, to a soundtrack by Nine Inch Nails.  We certify Tetsuo: The Iron Man weird on Wednesday, and the second sequel/remake just happens to have been released to DVD the day before… coincidence?  Yes!  Buy Tetsuo: The Bullet Man.

White Lightnin’ (2009):  Biopic of Jesco White, outlaw, clog-dancer, gas-huffer, and perhaps the wildest of the insane Appalachian clan profiled in the surprise documentary hit The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (2009).  Mentioned here because it was filmed in an experimental style with hallucinations and ends with a descent into madness that left some viewers scratching their heads. Buy White Lightnin’.

Zazie dans le metro (1960): Speaking of Louis Malle, weird, and the Criterion Collection, Zazie isn’t as aggressively surreal as Black Moon but it’s also of interest.  It’s a wacky, absurd, whimsical, and totally unreal slapstick satire of Paris. Buy Zazie dans le metro [The Criterion Collection].

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Black Moon (1975):  See description in DVD above. Buy Black Moon [Blu-ray].

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001):  Mindbending science-fiction anime about post-apocalyptic bounty hunters on the trail of a bio-terrorist.  Fans of the anime series will doubtlessly be thrilled by this Blu-ray debut, but word is the film stands up well as a standalone piece for those who never watched an episode of the TV show. Buy Cowboy Bebop: The Movie [Blu-ray].

Sucker Punch (2011): See description in DVD above.  Buy Sucker Punch (Blu-ray/DVD Combo).

Zazie dans le metro (1960): See description in DVD above. Buy Zazie dans le metro [Blu-ray].

 

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Coming up next week: reviews of the Roger Corman quickie The Little Shop of Horrors (1960), the best black comedy about a man-eating plant ever filmed in 48 hours; the seminal surreal cyperpunk pic Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989);  Lon Chaney‘s 1925 The Monster; a 366 Underground report on the experimental Wrists (2011); and possibly even a bonus review hidden in there somewhere.

It was a sick and disturbing week for weird search terms used to locate the site.  People flocked to search engines desperately looking for movies matching the following twisted descriptions: the awful “3 weird robots rape a girl,” the Father’s Day-themed “movie of pubic hair of old man dad,” and, of course, this week’s weirdest search term of the week, “silent film with a dwarf climbing into a vagina black and white.”  As you read this, we’re on the lookout for any movies matching the above descriptions for possible future review and certification.

Here’s the ever-growing reader-suggested review queue (more titles after break): Tetsuo (next week!); Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel (2004); Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Handshake; Dead Leaves; The Seventh Seal;  Primer;  A Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 6/24/2011

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

General Orders No. 9 (2009): A documentary about—well, after watching the trailer, we’re still not quite sure what it’s about.  It’s an experimental documentary the synopsis describes as “one last trip down the rabbit hole before it gets paved over.”  It appears intended in the spirit of Koyaanisqatsi; the cinematography looks fantastic and the movie poster features a rabbit smoking a corncob pipe.  Premiering (two years after its festival run) at ReRun in Brooklyn, future screening dates unknown.  General Orders No. 9 official site.

SCREENINGS (Kino Club, Brighton, UK, June 26 7:00 PM)

Lint the Movie (2011?):  Documentary about the famous unknown sci-fi writer and cartoonist Jeff Lint, British rival of Phillip K. Dick (as well as Cameo Herzog) and author of such cult opuses as “Clowns & Insects,” “The Stupid Conversation,” and “Catty and the Major,” the last known as “the scariest kid’s cartoon ever aired.”   Directed by Steve Aylett, a sci-fi author who is a bit Dick-ish himself.  I remember when I first discovered Lint; I was gazing at my navel at the time.  More info on Lint the Movie here.

ON THE WEB:

Frank DanCoolo: Paranormal Drug Dealer (2010): The synopsis is accurate in describing this as a “screwball cyberpunk comedy” set in Neo-Mega-Ultra-Tokyo and starring a fast-talking gal reporter.  It’s professionally acted, has played a number of big film festivals including Toronto After Dark, and is only seven minutes long.  Check it out.  Watch Frank DanCoolo: Paranormal Drug Dealer.

NEW ON DVD:

Bedways (2010): The plot is that a director wants to shoot an experimental sex film but doesn’t have an idea for a plot.  Unsimulated sex and experimental filmmaking merge in this new wave art porno with the tagline “Berlin is the shelter/Love is impossible/Flesh is the law.” Buy Bedways.

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011): Forget the title conflict: the real monster battle here is between ex-80s pop stars Tiffany (late of Mega Piranha) and Debbie Gibson (of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus), who tangle in a heavily-promoted catfight in the mud.  Mega Piranha probably gave us our mega-fix for at least another year, but if you can’t get enough of this brand of cheese, by all means go for it. Buy Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Sadko (1953):  This week we dig into the Mosfilm archives (see the rest of our archeological discoveries here) for this Aleksandr Ptushko fairy tale feature in which a Russian “Sinbad” seeks the Bluebird of Happiness.  You may have seen the dubbed version of this film (The Magic Voyage of Sinbad) spoofed on Mystery Science Theater 3000; here’s a chance to see at as originally intended, with the Rimsky-Korsakov classical score intact. Watch Sadko free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Next week, we’ll have reviews of the “classic” title They Saved Hitler’s Brain (a movie that’s probably better read about than seen), Alfred will finish up his series on the films of Tod Browning with the offbeat auteur’s final film, Miracles for Sale (1939), and we’ll take a second look (long-time readers will realize what that means) at what may be the weirdest movie ever to win a major Oscar, Black Swan.

As a special bonus, we’re working on a mini-guide to Mosfilm’s free English-subtitled movies on YouTube.  Some of you may know that the venerable Soviet studio dumped a bonanza of films onto YouTube—a fantastic service to lovers of world cinema, right?  The only catch is they listed all the titles and descriptions in Russian, with no indication of which movies are subtitled in English (many are).  Thanks to friend-of-366 Irene Goncharova, who’s previously given us the lowdown on Russian cult director Rustam Khamdamov, we’ll be able to at least provide you with some titles, guidelines and recommendations to exploring the musty archives of Soviet films—there are some real treasures hidden there (the classic horror film Viy, for example).

Turning to our weekly recap of weird search terms used to locate the site: we took note of the request for some “bizarre necrophilia” only because of the implication that the searcher didn’t want to be bothered with any of that ho-hum, boring, overexposed necrophilia we average folks encounter everyday.   We’re not sure whether or not we had the answers for the pers0n who came here looking for “movies that freaks would like,” but we sincerely hope we could be of service.  We award the runner-up trophy for weirdest search term of the week to “bigman grrrrrr,” one of those search terms that makes us go, “huh”?  But our winner this week goes to the phrase “we must whup tooth decay.”  We endorse the sentiment, but we’re not sure exactly why the searcher thought we could help… well, whupping tooth decay is a good cause, and any publicity is good publicity.

Here’s that comically long reader-suggested review queue (more titles after the break per usual): Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Lunacy [Sílení]; Inmortel (2004); Tetsuo; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Handshake; Dead Leaves; The Seventh Seal; Primer;  A Boy and His Dog; 200 Motels; Private Parts (1972); Saddest Music in the World; Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →