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CONTEST: SUGGEST A WEIRD MOVIE, WIN A BLU-RAY – “DER BUNKER” OR “OBSERVANCE”

It’s time once again to disburse some of the distributor loot we collect to our faithful readers. We’ll make this contest easier to enter than the last one, because we have two prizes to give away instead of just one.

As you might have noticed, with the List now standing at 246 Certified Weird movies, this 366 movie project is now nearer the end of its run than the beginning. Only 120 titles to go! That’s not a lot of spots, and that’s why we want to listen to our readers as much as possible to determine which films get those precious final slots.

So, to enter this contest, all you have to do is make a one sentence comment, on this post, explaining why a movie not currently on the List of the 366 Best Weird Movies should be placed on it (for easy reference, you can see the complete current List in the sidebar to your left). Your movie can be one we’ve never considered, one that’s currently marked as a List Candidate, or even a movie we’ve previously rejected that you believe we should reconsider. More than one person can offer the same movie choice. You can use the format, “[movie title] should be put on the List, because…” Entries will be judged by persuasiveness, with extra points given for cleverness. Entries that are longer than one sentence or that nominate a movie that’s already on the List will be not be considered for a prize. Make as many entries as you like (although every individual will be able to win only one of the two prizes).

The staff will chose the best response and a runner-up for prizes. The best response will get his choice of two Blu-rays (see below), while the runner-up will get the other one. Winners must provide an email contact and a U.S. mailing address to receive your prize. If the winner does not respond to us by email with an address and choice of either the Der Bunker or Observance Blu-ray prize within 48 hours after his or her name is announced, choice of prizes will be offered to the runner-up instead. Contest closes at midnight Eastern Standard Time on September 13, one week from today, and winners will be announced on September 14.

The winner’s entry will not automatically be elevated onto the List, but winning the contest will be persuasive as we try to select those final 120 movies.

And now, for the prizes, both supplied by by Artsploitation Films (distributors of the Certified Weird Der Samurai). These are factory-sealed Blu-rays, not used review copies.

DER BUNKER (click for more information on this prize)

Der Bunker Blu-ray

List Candidate! From our review: “a solid hit, with more than enough surprises to keep lovers of the weird glued to the screen.

From the box cover: “Surrealistic yet strangely heartwarming, Der Bunker is a funny and bizarre modern fairy tale. A student rents a room in a bunker home and becomes involved in the bizarre dramas of his landlord’s family which includes a precocious 8-year-old who, despite being German and ‘learning-challenged,’ is being home-groomed to become the President of the United States.”


clip from Der Bunker

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OBSERVANCE (click for more information on this prize)

Observance Blu-rayFrom our review: “Lovers of the weird need fear not; the ending plunges down a rabbit hole, never to resurface.

From the box cover: “A frightening psychological horror tale reminiscent of Roman Polanski’s THE TENANT and Hitchcock’s REAR WINDOW.  A troubled private investigator is assigned to observe a woman from an abandoned apartment but he slowly becomes aware that the derelict building he is on has a dark, threatening presence.”


Trailer for Observance

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WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 9/2/2016

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available at the official site links.

DVR ALERT (Turner Classic Movies, Saturday into Sunday, 9/3, 2:00 AM EST):

Zardoz (1974): Read the Certified Weird entry! Sean Connery, red diaper, wee hours of the morning… need we say more? Nathaniel Thompson does at Movie Morlocks.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Antibirth (2016): A hard-living party girl finds herself pregnant, without remembering how. Look for a full review of ‘s druggy prenatal horror next week, but in the meantime you can check out ‘s brief report from the Boston Underground Film Festival. Anitbirth official site.

Yoga Hosers (2016): The second entry in an announced “True North Trilogy” (the first was 2014’s Tusk), this horror-comedy stars director ‘s daughter Harley Quinn and ‘s daughter Lily-Rose as a pair of Canadian teens fighting an invasion of Nazi sausages (!) Critics hated it, but apparently Smith included some prophylactic anti-critic jokes, so that’s probably why he got the negative reviews, eh? Yoga Hosers official site.

SCREENINGS – (New York City, IFC Center, Sep. 2-Sep 5):

8 1/2 (1963):  Read the Certified Weird entry! IFC Center’s celebration of continues with the maestro’s ultimate autobiographical meta-masterpiece about a director who doesn’t know what movie to make next. Also playing at IFC Center this week: midnight screenings of Certified Weird classics Blue Velvet and El Topo Friday and Saturday nights, plus regular sessions of Antibirth (see above) all week long. 8 1/2 at IFC Center.

SCREENINGS – (Multiple Cities, AMC Theaters, Sep. 3-Sep 4):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971): Read the Certified Weird entry. In honor of the late, great Gene Wilder, AMC Theaters are sponsoring tribute screenings across the country of his greatest, weirdest role as eccentric chocolatier Wonka on Saturday and Sunday at 5:00 PM local time. Also playing: Blazing Saddles (separate purchase required) at 7:30 PM. Variety has a list of participating theaters.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/26/2016

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available at the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Complete Unknown: Meeting at a dinner party, Tom () insists he knows Alice (), but she says she doesn’t remember him. Didn’t we see a similar idea done last year, at Marienbad? Complete Unknown official site.

Uncle Kent 2: Uncle Kent goes to ComicCon and loses his mind as the apocalypse approaches. What a weird idea: a sequel to a mumblecore drama almost no one saw, reimagined as a surreal comedy by strangeoid . Uncle Kent 2 official site.

SCREENINGS – (Los Angeles, Cinefamily, Sunday, Aug. 28):

“The Phantasmagoric Films of Piotr Kamler”: An evening of seldom-seen shorts from the Polish surrealist animator, concluding with his unfairly underseen feature opus, Chronopolis. Also of interest at the ‘family this week: continued showings of ‘s final film, Cosmos, and a newly-restored print of the shocking 1967 insane asylum documentary Titicut Follies. Check out the trippy trailer at “The Phantasmagoric Films of Piotr Kamler” at Cinefamily.

SCREENINGS – (Silver Springs, MD, AFI Silver Theater, Aug. 27, 29, 30-31):

Evil Dead 2 (1987): Read the Certified Weird entry! Sam Raimi‘s utterly over-the-top zombierama is about the most fun you can have in the theater, and arguably the greatest R-rated horror-comedy ever made. So what is AFI showing on Aug 28, when ED2 takes a break for a night? Just The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, that’s all. It adds up to a great week of weirdness for those in the DC metro area. Evil Dead 2 at AFI Silver Theater.

SCREENINGS – (New York, NY, IFC Center, Aug. 27 at midnight):

Blue Velvet (1986): Read the Certified Weird entry! ‘s masterpiece of psychosexual evil graces IFC’s midnight screen this weekend. An even more significant event, however, is their week-long revival of Fellini’s Cassanova, a film that is (for reasons mysterious to us) not currently available on home video. Blue Velvet at IFC Center.

FILM FESTIVALS – Venice International Film Festival (Venice, Italy, Aug 31 – Sep 10):

The world’s oldest film festival, Venice is still one of the most prestigious movie events of the year, although it has been losing ground in late years as many producers who miss the chance to debut at Cannes choose to premiere at the better-attended Toronto Film Festival instead. Still, Venice always lands a few scoops…

  • The Bad Batch‘s much-anticipated followup to A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night features and and was originally pitched as “a dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland and set in a community of cannibals.” Screens Sep. 6.
  • David Lynch: The Art of Life – Documentary about , focusing on his formative years and on his painting; the third in an ongoing series of documentaries about the modern surrealist standard bearer. Sep. 4 & 6.
  • Stalker (1979) – ‘s existential sci-fi mystery (which we certified weird) screens on Sep. 3 and 4.

Venice International Film Festival home page (English).

NEW ON DVD:

Woman in the Dunes (1964): Read the reader recommendation by Frederik Allemark. The Criterion Collection’s bare-bones 2007 DVD of ‘s surreal masterpiece about a world covered in sand went out of print, but has been reissued with the company’s usual array of special features. Buy Woman in the Dunes [Criterion Collection].

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Modesty Blaise (1966): Fashion-forward spy Modesty Blaise travels to a Mediterranean isle to investigate a jewel heist. The semi-psychedelic spy spoof was a fairly big flop, but it’s one of those examples of late-Sixties cinematic excess that always make for a strange viewing experience today. Buy Modesty Blaise [Blu-ray].

Woman in the Dunes (1964): See description in DVD above. Crtierion’s Dunes reissue naturally includes a Blu edition. Buy Woman in the Dunes [Criterion Collection Blu-ray].

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/19/2016

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available at the official site links.

SCREENINGS – (Los Angeles, Cinefamily, 8/19):

Suspiria (1977): Read the Certified Weird entry! Dario Argento‘s expressionist witchcraft classic is one of the most commonly screened Certified Weird films in the midnight repertoire. Screens tonight, Sug. 19, at 11:00 PM PST. Also playing at the Cinefamily this weekend: a selection of archival public access films made by the bizarre UFO cult the “Unarius Academy of Sciences” (Sunday evening); the Los Angeles premier of ‘s psychedelic horror film Antibirth (with the director and star Natasha Lyonne in attendance) late Monday night; and their ongoing tribute wraps up with a screening of his first film, 1971’s The Third Part of the Night, on Tuesday, with his final feature Cosmos playing on Wednesday and again on Friday (August 24 & 26). Check out the entire Cinefamily calendar.

IN DEVELOPMENT (PRE-PRODUCTION):

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (201?): Writer/director and acotr continue their collaboration from the Certified Weird The Lobster with their next project, described as a “psychological thriller.” Farrell plays a doctor who takes in a troubled teenager; plays his wife. Lanthimos’s regular co-scripter Efthymis Filippou is also on board, as is distributor A24. To be filmed in Cincinnati. More at Variety.

IN DEVELOPMENT (IN PRODUCTION):

Jacob’s Ladder (201?): Read the entry for the Certified Weird original. A remake of a movie that relies on a twist ending that everyone knows by now? We’re required to keep an open mind, but it’s hard to see how this could possibly work. There are a few minor changes: the main cast is now African-American, and Jacob now has a brother who plays a prominent role. Variety has more details.

NEW ON DVD:

Wild in the Streets (1968): A rock musician gets the voting age lowered to fourteen, then runs for President on a platform that includes mandatory LSD dosing for anyone over 35. A counterculture goof with a minor cult following that has been hard to find on video for a while. Buy Wild in the Streets.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984): Read the Certified Weird entry! The adventures of the titular rock star/adventurer come to life on this collector’s edition Blu-ray in a disc packed with two commentaries, a new 2-hour featurette, and a bonus DVD with alternate footage, trailers and even more features. Buy The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension [Collector’s Edition Blu-ray].

Wild in the Streets (1968): See description in DVD above. There are no advertised special features on either the DVD or Blu-ray. Buy Wild in the Streets [Blu-ray].

YOU LINK US! YOU REALLY LINK US!:

We got a lot of traffic recently from the Screen Rant listicle “13 Cartoons Completely Disowned by Their Creators,” which borrows some knowledge from in their paragraph on Cool World. Cool!

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 8/12/2016

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available at the official site links.

SCREENINGS – (Los Angeles, Cinefamily, 8/16):

The Devil (1972): Read El Rob Hubbard’s review! The posthumous lovefest continues with this medieval period piece about a Polish nobleman and a mysterious Mephistolean manipulator. From a newly restored print. Devil is surely scheduled for a video release soon. Also at Cinefamily this week: 1973’s Touki Bouki, Africa’s first surrealist film (tonight at 7:30 PM PST), ‘s Multiple Maniacs (all week), and the Waters-esque new release The Greasy Strangler (“offsite at the Ace”—we confess we don’t know exactly what that means, but assume Los Angelinos will be able to figure it out). Check it all out on the Cinefamily calendar.

NEW ON DVD:

Baskin (2015): Turkish midnight movie about cops who are lured into the entrance to Hell. A Blu-ray/DVD combo pack from Shout! Factory with no advertised special features. Buy Baskin.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Basket Case 2 (1990): Duane and his former Siamese twin (who lives in a basket) hide out in a home for wayward freaks. The sequel is campier and more deliberately comedy oriented than the original, and 2 is mainly notable for its creative (if cheap) monster designs. Buy Basket Case 2 [Blu-ray].

Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991): The final installment of the Basket Case saga sees Belial fathering a litter of freaks with his better (?) half. Widely regarded as a disappointing end to the franchise. Buy Basket Case 3 [Blu-ray].

Baskin (2015): See description in DVD above. Buy Baskin.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES:

collective:unconscious (2016): Five underground directors (Dan Carbone, Josephine Decker, Lauren Wolkstein, Lily Baldwin, and Frances Bodomo) take turns interpreting each others’ dreams. Per producer Dan Schoenbrun, “We’ve decided to release the full feature online for free … It’s such a strange film that we don’t think we’d stand much of a chance in the traditional marketplace, but we think we’ve made something really unique and special, and we have faith that audiences will connect with it if we make it freely available.” We’ll review it soon, but in the meantime here are some links to view or download it:

Bit Torrent – this download includes supplemental material, a song mix, and a remixed edit of the film (the “Nyquil” cut)

Vimeo – stream, or download the film without the extra features

YouTube – stream only

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.