And the winner is… not a surprise. Robert Eggers‘ salty historical horror The Lighthouse (2019) blew away the competition, winning each of its head-to-head match-ups handily. The runner-up was Hitoshi Matsumoto‘s kaiju mockumentary Big Man Japan (2007), which was valiant in defeat. The Lighthouse will now be officially added to our Apocryphally Weird list (although you may not see the write-up appear immediately, trust us, it’s lurking out there, waiting to strike…)

The results of the entire tournament can be seen here.