The third submission in the June review writing contest: by Alex Kittle.
DIRECTOR: Nobuhiko Obayashi
FEATURING: Kimiko Ikegami, Miki Jinbo, Yôko Minamida
PLOT: A group of fun-loving Japanese school girls plan to spend their summer at a
beautiful, isolated mansion, but after experiencing some paranormal activity they eventually realize the house itself may want them DEAD!
WHY IT DESERVES TO MAKE THE LIST: “Weird” doesn’t even begin to describe this movie. A floating head, a ravenous piano, sporadic animation, a laughing watermelon, a dancing skeleton, a glowing cat, gusts of wind that only affect one person, a host of aggressive, mobile objects, and a group of girls who REFUSE to acknowledge the weirdness: it defies explanation, really.
COMMENTS: House is a wondrous sight to behold, with delightfully trippy colors, spontaneous animated sequences, and experimental horror imagery; several sequences are reminiscent of home-made youtube music videos. The effects are noticeably antiquated, but that just adds to the fun! The entire film is really a collection of incredible, strange, and under-explained moments that left me as incredulous as I was tickled pink. Cats fly, clocks bleed, mattresses, logs, and floating heads attack, skeletons dance, and a score of other ridiculous, unexpected things happen at every turn.
The bluntly-nicknamed characters are hilariously one-dimensional, each one relegated to her specific interest/trait. Mac talks about nothing but eating, while Melody is only the focus when there’s a piano in the room (a very… hungry piano). Fantasy is the only one who plays witness to most of the strange occurrences, and of course no one believes her for her overactive imagination. Kung-Fu is by far the best character, handling every obstacle with badassery and no questions asked. Also: she has the best hair. Supporting characters include the girls’ heavily-sideburned teacher en route to the House but finding an impediment in bananas (that will make sense when you see it, I promise- well as much sense as it can make), a pudgy salesman with talking watermelons, and Gorgeous’s new step-mother, who literally cannot go more than 2 seconds without a gust of wind blowing romantically around her. It’s a remarkable talent.
The dialogue oscillates between being frivolous and insanely over-dramatic, but the best part about it is its frequent insistence on completely ignoring what’s happening in its own movie. Most of the weirdest scenes are just passed over by the characters without comment, and that just makes the “WTF?!” factor that much better. House is a strange, strange, strange film and I absolutely loved it. It’s hilarious, inventive, utterly unexpected, and lends no comparison to any other movie I’ve seen. Look for it on Criterion in September 2010!
WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:
From what you describe, it sounds amazing. I will happily shell out the 40 bucks Criterion usually prices their discs at. Their transfers are always glorious & from your description I want to see it in all it’s pristine warped glory. I’m a big fan of not only Asian cinema, but 70’s films in general. I especially love the whacked-out, psychedelic special effects used throughout this period of cinema. Much more appealing to me than much of the CGI out there now. This is now definately on my must see list.
Eric: This is definitely worth whatever you end up paying for it! I think you’ll love the weird special effects and trippy colors!
I agree entirely. Living in the UK, my copy is released by…Eureka I think (I’ve not got it to hand now). I have so many favorite parts in this movie, but the death by piano, is right up there with the death by washing machine in Uzamaki.
Hey, congratulations Alex. Well deserved win on your part and hopefully your review has made lots more people aware of this cracking film.
Thanks, Kat! I hope the same!
Such a fun movie. Great for a Saturday night with nothing to do.
One of the wonderful things about living in the Twin Cities is that our local mini-theater, the Trylon, often shows Criterion releases. They just finished up a full series of Japanese horror including Kwaiden, Kuroneko, Onibaba and Hausu. Hausu was by far the strangest of the four films they showed, and my friend and I have found ourselves frequently exclaiming bananas, Bananas, BANANAS! at each other in email and on Facebook.