DIRECTED BY: Paul Tibbitt

FEATURING: Tom Kenny, , Mr. Lawrence

PLOT: The irrepressible Spongebob Squarepants teams up with an old enemy to recover the stolen recipe for Krabby Patties.

Still from The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water (2015)
WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: There’s just enough kiddie surrealism here to catch your eye, but not enough to justify awarding it any weird honors.

COMMENTS: For those who’ve been living in a cave far from the nearest ocean, “Spongebob Squarepants” is a popular American cartoon about an emotionally buoyant marine invertebrate who lives in a pineapple in an undersea town by the name of “Bikini Bottom.” His pals include a dimwitted starfish, a dyspeptic squid, and a squirrel from Texas who lives under a dome. The show’s “surreal” (by mainstream standards) humor, which coexists alongside an unironic cuteness, gives it a crossover appeal for heady adults. Hey, Max Schreck made a guest appearance on one episode, so it has to be somewhat hip, right?

Still, the second Spongebob feature-length movie (which debuts a full decade after the first one) caught me by surprise with its trippier aspects. The movie itself is a gimmicky mix of live action, CGI, and traditional 2D animation. It begins with pirate “Burger Beard” (Antonio Banderas) and his talking seagulls in an Indiana Jones-styled prologue, then moves to traditional animation as the story moves under the waves to Bikini Bottom. This segment of the movie, which features antagonist Plankton enacting one of his many schemes to try to steal the recipe for Krabby Patties, feels like an extended TV episode. Things get weirder when the recipe is successfully stolen by a third party, forcing Sponegbob and Plankton to team up to try to get it back as, bereft of its staple cuisine, Bikini Bottom slides into Mad Max-inspired anarchy. Their plan involves the construction of a time machine, and eventually results in their transformation into fish-out-of-water superheroes in an action-packed finale.

In between you get the really weird stuff: swirling psychedelic time-travel vortexes, a trip inside Bob’s saccharine brain, where talking Popsicles and kitty cats travel his candy-coated neural pathways and everyone vomits rainbows, and metanarrative shenanigans as characters magically rewrite the story as it happens. Strangest of all is a cameo from a cosmic space dolphin who, naturally, raps at the end of the movie. His name is Bubbles, he has a British accent, and I suspect he’s a member of the Illuminati. Although the 3-D renderings of the cartoon characters are meant to be the blockbuster highlights, it’s these small psycho moments that give the movie its lovably crazy texture. The semi-rationality of kid-logic is a close cousin dream-logic, and the best children’s films exploit this kinship. Kids laugh at the weirdest things, and you can, too.


“…the story is just a pretext for sustained, rapid-fire gags, many of them hysterical, that range from movie parodies to Gary Larson-worthy flights of cartoon weirdness.”–Ben Sachs, Chicago Reader (contemporaneous)


  1. I thought about seeing this(even I had a childhood once) since it seems to be receiving rather surprisingly glowing reviews, but something about the 3D models I keep seeing in the advertisements just really make the whole film seem to look completely awful, though.
    I’m really picky about CGI, and I’m just worried that this might tarnish my memories of the first film.

    Now the first movie did actually have a scene that was unarguably strange whenever David Hasslehoff placed Neptune’s crown, Spongebob and Patrick seated in, and projectile launched them back into the ocean from the bosom of his grotesquely hairy and aging man-breasts.

    Believe it or not, but Spongebob actually used to supply some decent nightmare fuel in the earlier seasons while still managing to be somewhat cutest and likable.

    1. if you liked the first one then see this one. preferably in the theatre. there are some truly trippy visuals and I laughed pretty hard through a good portion of it. It generally relies of a more gag based vaudeville type of humor. lots of sight gags and puns.

      I thought the CGI looked fantastic. sure the battle at the end is fairly unnecessary but it’s certainly aimed at kids. Its the part I liked the least but I’m sure it’s the part the kiddos liked the most. But at least it looked good.

      Antonio Banderas is having the time of his life in this movie and really holds up the entirety of the live action parts.

      Also should be pointed out that the dolphin was voiced by Matt Berry (of mighty boosh, snuff box and garth marenghie’s dark place). Possibly my favorite part of the movie. It’s perfect.

      Man, i wanna watch this again now.

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