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WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 1/13/2012

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

We Need to Talk About Kevin: After her son commits an atrocity, a mom looks back on their troubled relationship and wonders if she was to blame, or if Kevin was evil from the womb.  Not thoroughly weird, but it is heavily stylized and impressionistic, and it does inexplicably begin with the protagonist being hoisted over a vat of tomatoes.  Expect an Oscar nom for Tilda Swinton.  Opening in New York, then L.A., then the rest of us.  We Need to Talk About Kevin official site.

SCREENINGS (NEW YORK CITY, Jan 12-16, 18):

Toll Booth [Gise Memuru] (2010): A psychological drama from Turkey about an unbalanced tollbooth operator who hallucinates on the job. Few reviewers have seen it but their notices have all been positive.  No English language trailer exists for this interesting film. Playing at the Museum of Modern Art as part of the “Global Lens” series.  Toll Booth at the Global Film Initiative.

NEW ON DVD:

Film Socialisme (2010): Jean-Luc Goddard’s latest film is enigmatically described as “a symphony in three movements,” titled “Things Such As,” “Quo Vadis Europe,” and “Humanities.”  No one has been able to satisfactorily synopsize the plot.  It’s split critics right down the middle, and it looks very weird.  Buy Film Socialisme.

The Hellstrom Chronicle (1972): Today the fake documentary is considered a vehicle for comedy, but this 1972 mockumentary presents itself as a horror/sci-fi outing.  A fictional scientist explains the threat insects pose to humanity, illustrated with then state-of-the-art microphotography of the sick and perverse world of bugs.  A minor cult item that played college campuses in its heyday.  Buy The Hellstrom Chronicle.

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973):  The film adaptation of the seminal Andrew Lloyd Weber/Tim Rice rock opera takes some weirdish liberties with the setting, putting  tanks and machine guns in ancient Judea (as if the rock music wasn’t anachronistic enough).  It’s an interesting staging of a surprisingly thoughtful play about the paradoxes of predestination, but a big downside is that the vocal performances suffer in comparison to the mesmerizing 1970 concept album.  We’re not aware of any special features (other than a digital copy) on this Universal re-release.  Buy Jesus Christ Superstar.

Touch of Evil (1958):  Orson Welles’ overheated noir about a Mexican lawman (Charlton Heston!) who uncovers border town corruption, embodied in the massive, commanding personality of bad cop Hank Quinlan (Welles).  Maybe it’s not completely weird, but if you’ve never seen it you’ll likely be amazed at the ornate camerawork, frighteningly quirky characters, Code-challenging evocations of drugs and rape, and general ahead-of-its-time style.  Again, there are no known extras other than a digital copy but this classic crime film has historically been underrepresented on home video, so any release counts as a good one. Buy Touch of Evil.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Film Socialisme (2010):  See description in DVD above. Buy Film Socialisme [Blu-ray].

The Hellstrom Chronicle (1972): See description in DVD above. Buy The Hellstrom Chronicle [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Maniac (1934):  Read the certified weird entry! Here it is: all the orangutang men, eyeball-eating, cat-skinning, and syringe catfights one person can stand!  It’s widely considered one of the worst movies ever made, yet holds an 89% positive rating at Rotten Tomatoes.  Can your sanity handle the unsettling madness that is Maniac?  It is not unlike a grape, or an oyster…  Watch Maniac free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Fnord. Dear readers, please ignore this mysterious code: 9FGRZWS6WJX5.  It is intended for Illuminati eyes and will be gone soon enough.  /Fnord.

You may want to bone up on your Evangelion history, because we’ll start off next week with a review of the second installment in the re-reboot of the sexually-confused-teenagers-in-giant-robots-fight-candy-colored-angels series, Evangelion 2.22: You Can (Not) Advance.  Following that, we’ll dip into the reader-suggested review queue for the agoraphobic-European-road-trip-flashback comedy Bunny and the Bull (2009).  We’ll follow that up with a review of a disc inspired by the reader-suggested review queue: Cinema 16’s amazing compilation European Short Films, featuring early works by 366 favorites like Christopher Nolan, , Roy Andersson,  and Jan Svankmajer.  (Funny story: we thought this disc would fulfill our obligation to review ‘ “My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117”; but when we bought it we didn’t realize that there were completely separate lineups of films for the Region 0 and Region 2 versions of European Short Films.  So, “My Wrongs” isn’t on the version we purchased, and we’ll have to find it elsewhere).  Not only that, but we’ll also throw in a review of Luis Buñuel’s religious hypocrisy parable Nazarin (1959).

It was a decent week for weird search terms used to locate the site.  We begin with this weird-sounding search for “soft virgins of horror island;” what’s even weirder about this search string is that a story by this name actually exists.  (It’s a bondage-themed pulp tale from the 1950s—see it listed on the cover of “Shock Mystery Tales” here).  Also of note is the search for “bronson throat flossing,” a hygiene procedure which which we are happily unacquainted.  For our Weirdest Search Term of the Week, our staff selects “weird movies that are ecleeeenet.”  We like to think we offer the most comprehensive coverage of truly ecleeeenet weird movies you’ll find anywhere!

Here’s how the reader-suggested review queue stands: Bunny & the Bull (next week!); Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings;  Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; The Bride of Frank; La Grande Bouffe; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Even Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 1/6/2012

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same:  We hate to stereotype, but cool weird b-movie title usually equals lame predictable parody.  Coming off a midnight run at Sundance, screening at the ReRun Gastropub in New York City before heading off to DVD.  Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same official site.

Once Upon a Time in Anatolia: A group of policemen and a suspect patrol the Anatolian countryside one long night searching for a victim’s corpse.  It looks like an arthouse police procedural but critics hints at something deeper: NPR’s Ella Taylor describes it as “an existential fairy tale set in a nocturnal netherworld…”

NEW ON DVD:

Attack of the Vegan Zombies (2009):  Owners of a vineyard accidentally create vegan zombies when they hire a witch to bless their failing crop.  Borderline weird stuff, but we wanted to mention some DVD release this week. Buy Attack Of The Vegan Zombies.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa (2005): The plot synopsis, which is surely more comprehensible to fans of this long running anime series than it is to me, involves extraterrestrial alchemists embroiled with 1920s Nazis and the Thule Society.  It’s probably more fantasy than surrealism, but many people are convinced anime is inherently weird.  Watch Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Welcome to 2012!  We’ll get in the swing of the new year by rededicating ourselves to that long-neglected reader-suggested review queue.  First off, on Monday we’ll belatedly weigh in on the Serbian Movie controversy, with a long discussion/analysis from the always-opinionated Pamela De Graff.  Next off, we’ll finally welcome seminal weird filmmaker Kenneth Anger to the 366 discussion with a survey of The Films of Kenneth Anger, Vol. 2, and in-depth coverage of one of the five films on that set (but which one?)  Finally, we’ll take a look at Roger Corman‘s The Terror (1963), made in 24 hours, with Jack Nicholson and wandering around on leftover castle sets trying to think up a plot on the spur of the moment.

It was an anemic week in weird search terms; people were likely staying indoors and celebrating the holidays with loved ones instead of typing randomly deranged search strings into Google.  Looking for Weirdest Search Term of the Week candidates, we’re forced to fall back on old standbys like “women breastfeeding horse” (believe it or not, we field requests for ladies breastfeeding various types of livestock at least once a week).  A bit more unusual is the search for “mustard disturbing weird movies.”  “How to intimidate your paranoid schizophrenic weird creepy sleezy neighbour so they leave” was a phrase that made perfect logical sense, yet still struck us as peculiar advice to seek from a search engine.  We’ll give our vote for Weirdest of the Week to “pornographic movies in the celebrations, in fact,”: it was a weird enough query anyway, but adding the superfluous “in fact” at the end pushes it over the edge of oddness.

Speaking of the reader-suggested review queue (which we’ll be cutting down by three items next week!) here’s how it currently stands: A Serbian Film (next week!); The Films of Kenneth Anger, Vol. II (for Lucifer Rising, among others—next week!); The Terror (next week!); Kairo [AKA Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 12/31/2011

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Not much going on this week as the studios tend to their holiday hangovers.  See you in 2012!

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Swet (est. 2012):  A conspiratorial musical horror satire (?), or something like that.  We only know writer/director Matthew Reel (Jessicka Rabid) promises it will be “a lot flashier and crazier than anything I have done in the past.”  Starring the familiar face of , alongside Damon (Reflections of Evil) Packard.  Swet Facebook page.

NEW ON DVD:

Fish Story (2009): Japanese movie about how a punk rock single from 1975 saves the world from destruction by a comet in 2012.  Not much information on this one but the synopsis does sound weird, plus it’s from “the team behind The Native Duck, the Foreign Duck and God in a Coin-locker” (!). Buy Fish Story.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Horrors of Spider Island (1960): Read our Certified Weird review!  Since it’s in the public domain, it was only a matter of time until someone put this so-bad-it’s-weird misogynist fever dream up on YouTube.  Watch Horrors of Spider Island free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.