We’ve got the usual eclectic mix of movies on our slate next week: first up is an in-depth analysis of the strange 1999 documentary Wisconsin Death Trip, about the tragic travails of a small town in the 1890s. We’ll follow that with a report on Beasts of the Southern Wild, this year’s breakout indie darling, about a six-year old girl who imagines (?) marauding beasts in her post-Katrina bayou home. And our quest for signs of intelligent weirdness in the universe will lead us on a psychedelic expedition to Fantastic Planet [La planète sauvage] (1973), where giant mystical blue aliens keep humans as pets, at least when their heads aren’t floating around the stratosphere.

You want weird search terms? We get the weirdest search terms, which is why we run them down each week in our Weirdest Search Term of the Week contest. We start off with a search for a movie we’d like to see, if it exists and can be located: “short film midgets eat feet.” To be perfectly honest, we wouldn’t mind checking out “strange sucking girls romance,” either.  And something strikes us as very humorous about this search for information on the “shoe quinn of blood island” (heck, would would have considered the “shoe queen of blood island” a bizarre search). In a pretty weird week, we’ll select “what is the next section of the dot that should be shaded in this sequence on the crows licorice box” as the weirdest term to cross our server logs this week. If the original searcher is reading this article now, you’ll really have to send us that particular crow’s licorice box for us to answer the question with any kind of accuracy.

Here’s your weekly progress report on that ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader-suggested review queue: Fantastic Planet (next week!); “My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117″; The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra] (out of print in Region 1, but we’ll keep looking); Liquid Sky (re-review); “Twin Peaks” (TV series); Society; May; Little Otik; Final Programme; Sweet Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

Alps (2011): Giorgos Lanthimos’ followup to Dogtooth involves a service that sends impersonators out to pretend to be the deceased loved ones of mourning families. It appears to be another weird one, but in a more subtle and quiet mode than the Greek’s provocative debut. Alps official site.

SCREENINGS (Jul. 19, Montreal, Canada):

For Love’s Sake: The latest from extreme provocateur Takashi Miike is a violent J-pop musical comedy based on “West Side Story.” Opening the Fantasia festival; we’ll be bringing you more coverage on this premier genre film showcase next week, but we had to mention this one as it’s playing for one night only. For Love’s Sake at Fantasia Film Festival.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

The Prophet (est. 2013): An animated adaptation of Kahlil Gibran’s popular collection of poetic/philosophical essays. We could care less about “The Prophet,” but the animators assembled for the project get us excited: Marjane Satrapi (Persepolis, Chicken with Plums), Tomm Moore (The Secret of Kells), and the great weirdo Bill Plympton. Here’s the scoop from the Hollywood Reporter.

Tales from the Hanging Head (est. 2014): An anthology of world fairy tales for children, each on the them of metamorphosis and with a strict “no CGI” rule. That might be interesting, but it gets more intriguing when you look at the lineup of outside-the-box directors: underground diva Sara Driver, Alfonso Cuarón, Marjane Satrapi (again), Emir Kusturica, and two-time Certified Weird director Michel Gondry. No official site yet, but here’s a story from IndieWire.

NEW ON DVD:

Black Limousine (2010): David Arquette stars as a down-on-his-luck alcoholic film composer who takes a job as a limo driver and meets a movie star (Bijou Phillips) who he hopes can put his career back on track. Despite an accomplished cast this movie was apparently too strange to get a Hollywood release and flew completely under the radar; the limited word-of-mouth says it’s extremely weird, however. Buy Black Limousine.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Altered States (1980): Read the Certified Weird entry! Ken Russell’s apocalyptic mushroom-trip-on-film is a Blu-ray must for any respectable stoner. No extras on this release, just a hi-def upgrade. Buy Altered States [Blu-ray].

Bitch Slap (2009): Read our capsule review. Get your cleavage in high definition with this unexpected Blu release of the cheesy Russ Meyer tribute film. Buy Bitch Slap [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Adaptation. (2002): Read our capsule review.  Don’t get us wrong—we loved Charlie Kaufman‘s script about a scriptwriter named Charlie Kaufman who can’t get started writing a script. We’re just torn on whether it’s weird, or just super-duper clever. Watch it and tell us what you think.  Watch Adaptation. free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

We’ll start off this installment of “What’s in the Pipeline” by saying “hi” to Brows Held High readers who’ve come here after watching Kyle Kallgren’s mixed-but-fair review of our own Alfred Eaker’s surrealist satire W the Movie. The Browster (as we like to call him) said of W: “It’s weird. It’s a high-grade dwarf star dense kind of weird. It is a weird that I can’t stop misunderestimating.” There’s also a mention of “…the excellent blog 366 Weird Movies…” in the review. As are all of Brow’s reviews, this one’s well worth checking out. We’ll take this opportunity to remind you that W the Movie is still available for viewing on YouTube (though we won’t object if you prefer to buy a copy on DVD instead).

On to regular business: by coincidence, we’ll be hitting the 1960s hard next week, starting with the latest in our continuing survey of the cinema of Jean Rollin as we break down the movie that launched the auteur’s bizarre career, 1968’s incomprehensible The Rape of the Vampire. We’ll also look at the early underground comedies of the great Robert (Greaser’s Palace) Downey Sr., and check out the even funnier 1962 decapitation classic The Brain That Wouldn’t Die.

The number of truly outrageous search terms appearing in our server logs continue to decline alarmingly: we blame it on summer malaise and a prevailing American zeitgeist of normalcy. We’re forced to turn to those old standbys, the drunk, horny English-as-a-second-language porn searchers, for the entirety of our candidates for Weirdest Search Term of the Week. Diaper fetishes are weird, but they seem even weirder when they’re badly misspelled, as the search for “fetisj mammy triet me like a baby boy” illustrates. Even less comprehensible is “free i mages sekx queen arm rafteres teen” (we’re imagining a teen sex queen with her arm in rafters, or something?) But we’ll award our Weirdest Search Term of the Week to “a womah ih age ehds a fellow ih a mouth porh.” Note that this searcher has accidentally replaced all the “n”s in his query with “h”s; fix the syntax, and the request makes even less sense, if that’s possible.

We won’t be taking any titles off it next week, but here’s how that ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader suggested review queue stands: “My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117″; The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra] (out of print in Region 1, but we’ll keep looking); Liquid Sky (re-review);  Fantastic Planet; “Twin Peaks” (TV series); Society; May; Little Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

It’s summer blockbuster season! That means we’ll be staying home for a while, checking out what’s bizarre on Blu-ray until the summer weirdness embargo is over.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Spirit Squad: Crime Fighting Cheerleaders: A team of kickboxing superhero cheerleaders fight a 1970s crime boss. The director says it’s meant to be a cross between Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the last twenty minutes of Death Proof, but I think the existing footage reminds me more of Angel’s Revenge. Short they’re looking for funds via KickStarter, so check them out. Spirit Squad: Crime Fighting Cheerleaders at Kickstarter.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Barbarella (1968): A stunning Jane Fonda stars as a naïve sexpot who’s tortured by parakeets, has sex with a blind angel, and breaks the Orgasmatron while looking for Duran Duran. It’s amazing that this colorful and campy cult classic had to wait this long to get the Blu-ray treatment. Buy Barbarella [Blu-ray].

“Chesty Morgan’s Bosom Buddies”: Exotic dancer and mammarious mutant Chesty Morgan (measurements: 73FF-32-36) appeared in two movies for the amazingly incompetent but extremely lovable nudie director Doris Wishman in the early 1970s: Deadly Weapons, where she kills men by smothering them with her oversized breasts, and Double Agent 73, where she plays a spy has a camera implanted in her rack (so she has to take off her bra to snap pictures of secret documents). This Something Weird set adds The Immoral Three, a sequel to Double Agent with an actress who looks nothing like Chesty (who could?) playing the secret agent in flashbacks. You’ll probably feel like a boob if you order this set! Buy “Chesty Morgan’s Bosom Buddies” [Blu-ray].

Django Kill… If You Live, Shoot! (1967): A nameless drifter who is buried alive digs his way out of his grave to enact revenge on the bandits who betrayed him; he also must deal with a gang of homosexual cowboys. Giulio Questi’s surreal spaghetti Western If You Live, Shoot! was renamed to cash in on the popular Django character, and now 35 years later it’s being released on Blu-ray to capitalize on the buzz for Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming Django Unchained. After this debut film Questi would go on to make the extremely weird and wonderful giallo Death Laid an Egg. Buy Django Kill… If You Live, Shoot! [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Not the Messiah (He’s a Very Naughty Boy) (2010): Eric Idle turned Life of Brian, the Monty Python movie about the crucified non-savior born in the manger next to Jesus Christ, into a comic oratorio. This is a live recording of a performance at the Albert Royal Hall. Did you know this existed? Watch Not the Messiah (He’s a Very Naughty Boy) free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

It’s been a busy week here at 366 Weird Movies as we relocated our world headquarters from one undisclosed location to another one down the road. Even though our offices are now stacked high with mountains of unopened boxes containing Guy Maddin DVDs, unsold Jack Nance Eraserhead wigs, and surplus cow organs coated in fine layers of Cheetos dust (sounds odd, until you realize that our lab technicians need them for validating copyright issues), we’ve still managed to put together a fine slate of exemplary weird content for you to peruse in the coming week. First, we noted that the studio we have our biggest love/hate crush on— Troma—has just dumped (a most appropriate verb in this case) a load of their back catalog onto YouTube for free viewing. We’ll provide a short guide to navigating this wealth of cinematic offal for your viewing pleasure. Next up, guest columnist Jesse Miksic (of the impressive pan-media blog Benefit of the Doubt) brings us a critical essay on the 1985 cult fantasy Return to Oz. We didn’t forget that July 4 marks the 236th anniversary (has it really been that long?) of the United States declaring independence from ol’ King George III. What better way to celebrate Independence Day than with a review of Meshes of the Afternoon (1943), the revolutionary declaration from the mother of domestic independent cinema and of the American avant-garde, the great Maya Deren?

Due to what our web host terms “unscheduled maintenance,” last Pipeline we neglected to bring you our installment of Weirdest Search Terms of the Week, but promised you a double shot this week. True to our word, here’s two weeks worth of the strangest search terms that clogged up our server logs the past fortnight.

• a girl opens a box and becomes wierd movies
• weirdness i am weird
• anti drugs dream world camping wake wings jail or bs movie
• movie where kids where salves of senor (note to the guy who’s been repeatedly searching for this term for the past two months: we nominated you, you can stop now)
• weird man eating fanny aliens movie
• robot boy reals nakeds sexys bigs boobs

Our dual winners for the past two weeks are “hollywood romantic movies bigboobs movies two much bad boys boobs” (you had us at Hollywood romantic big boobs movies) and “satans’satanic whacky chess game ride” (weird due to redundancy: what kind of wacky chess game ride would Satan have other than a satanic one?) Thanks to all the horny schizophrenic non-English speaking Googlers who participated in the contest, and see you next week!

One more thing: here’s how that ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader suggested review queue stands: “Meshes of the Afternoon” (next week!); “My Wrongs 8245-8249 and 117″; The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra] (out of print in Region 1, but we’ll keep looking); Liquid Sky (re-review);  Fantastic Planet; “Twin Peaks” (TV series); Society; May; Little Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →