We’re not the hugest Halloween promoters around these parts (Paul Lynde specials aside). We cover more than our share of scary stuff year round in the normal course of duty, so, while we’ll acknowledge the celebration on the day in question, but we generally prefer to go about our regular business without bending to seasonal themes. Still, largely by chance, we do have a horrific slate of movies upcoming next week. First off, though, we’ll mention the one article that has nothing whatsoever to do with the upcoming holiday: a distinguished guest will drop in with a review of Andrei Zvyagintsev’s Tarkovsky-esque drama The Banishment (2007), which will set the record for the longest and most in-depth movie analysis ever published on 366. On a more terrifying note, we’ll have coverage of drug-abusing med students who find themselves raped to death whenever they find Someone’s Knocking on the Door (2009), we’ll visit a sleazy boardinghouse dripping with pyschosexual anxiety in Paul Bartel‘s Private Parts (1972), and we’ll throw in an annotated filmography of the great Bela Lugosi as a companion piece to our similar examination of the great Boris Karloff.
How can we be getting more and more Google hits every day, but encountering fewer and fewer truly deranged search terms? It make the search for a Weirdest Search Term of the Week a true challenge. We’re sometimes forced to nominate strings that are only odd if you read them the way they’re written rather than the way they’re intended: stuff like “burgess meredith threatening penguin.” Then there are the seemingly simple searches like “weird pink teenage girl” that make you wonder just slightly what the searcher was actually hoping to find. And of course, you can always count on the kinky searchers to come up with something unexpectedly bizarre, like the guy looking for “TRAMPS AND HOBOS PORN” (mild bonus points granted due to the urgency implied by his all-caps demand). We’ll dip again into the pervert basket to bring us our official Weirdest Search Term of the Week: “she has to breastfeed monster video.” Yeah, we know it’s not that strange, but do you see what we have to work with here?
Here’s the ridiculously long and continually growing reader-suggested review queue: Private Parts (1972) (next week!); Kairo [AKA Pulse]; Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland Drive; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings; The Films of Kenneth Anger, Vol. II (for Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE→
A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…
Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.
IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence): More people are sewn together to make a longer centipede. If early notices are to be believed, this sequel is a dumbed-down, grossed-up version of the original. Is that even possible? Also available on demand beginning Oct 12. The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) official site.
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“Alfred Hitchcock: Essentials Collection”: Universal Studios owns the rights to 14 Hitchcock films, including most of the master’s greatest pictures. Here’s a truly essential collection of 5 masterpieces. None of them will knock you out with their surreality, but in descending order of weirdness we’d rank them The Birds (1963), Vertigo (1958), Psycho (1960), and Rear Window (1954)/North by Northwest (1959) (tie). All are must sees, though. Buy “Alfred Hitchcock: The Essentials Collection”.
Amer (2009): Read our capsule review. This hypersexualized giallo tribute is a welcome addition to the home video ranks. Buy Amer.
I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK (2006): Read the Certified Weird entry! It’s about time that Chan-wook Park‘s film about love in a mental asylum—which probably ranks as the strangest romantic comedy ever made—gets a real region 1 release. A big thumbs up to Pathfinder Pictures for doing the right thing (finally!) Buy I’m a Cyborg, but That’s OK.
The Juche Idea (2010): One of director Jim Finn’s award winning “utopian comedies,” Idea paints a portrait of the absurdity of North Korea though a series of short films made by a fictional South Korean director brought across the border to to the North to help modernize the propaganda machine of Kim Jong Il. We never thought something this smart, satirical, topical and off-the-wall would ever get a real DVD release. Buy The Juche Idea.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005): Tim Burton‘s alternate version of Roald Dahl’s scary kiddie classic about a dictatorial candy magnate ( Johnny Depp, natch) who exploits children’s moral weaknesses and has them killed in bizarre, ironic ways isn’t as classic as the 1971 film starring Gene Wilder and his orange dwarf slaves, but it has its fans (we’re not among them, but whatever). Buy Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [Blu-ray].
Dead-Alive [AKA Brain Dead] (1992): Peter Jackson saw the rampaging undead and absurd gore in Evil Dead II, thought to himself, “I can top that,” and did, in this crazy film featuring kung fu priests and zombies sliced up with a lawnmower. The pinnacle of the gut-spewing genre, it’s never been surpassed (although every year three or four low-budget filmmakers predictably try). Buy Dead Alive [Blu-ray].
Interstella 5555 (2003): The plot is something about aliens who are kidnapped, have their memories wiped, and are forced to become a house band. It’s really an extended music video by the band Daft Punk, with retro Japanimation done in an 80s style by Kazuhisa Takenôchi. Fair warning: customers are complaining that the video quality on this Blu release is no better—or maybe even worse—than the DVD version. Buy Daft Punk: Interstella 5555 [Blu-ray].
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (1985): The adventures of man-child Pee Wee Herman, who meets Elvira, Twisted Sister and Godzilla as he crosses the country trying to recover his stolen bicycle, are almost surreal in their childish extravagance. An early success for Tim Burton. Buy Pee-wee’s Big Adventure [Blu-ray].
Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975): Torture porn, before the genre existed—except that this almost literal translation of the Marquis de Sade’s most pornographic work was made by Pier Paolo Pasolini, considered one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. So respected was Pasolini that the Criterion Collection gave this hymn to coprophagia the deluxe treatment, and has now upgraded the depravity to hi-def. Buy Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (The Criterion Collection) [Blu-ray].
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Melancholia (2011): Lars von Trier‘s latest is apocalyptic sci-fi; a planet (called Melancholia) is set to collide with Earth on a woman’s wedding day. Kirsten Dunst walked away from the Cannes with Best Actress honors; Charlotte Gainsbourg, Keifer Sutherland, Charlotte Rampling and John Hurt round out the fine cast. In a tactic the smaller studios are increasingly using, for obscure marketing reasons we can’t explain, this is being released on demand a week before it appears in theaters. Rent Melancholia (Pre-Theatrical).
FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1921): The wild, slanted sets Caligari uses to tell its tale of murder and madness still amaze modern viewers. A perfect way to get a jumpstart on the Halloween season. Watch The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari free on YouTube.
What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.
Here’s what we have lined up for next week: the lowdown on Carlos Atanes‘ latest weird feature, Maximum Shame, a surreal apocalyptic fetish movie; from the reader-suggested review queue, we’ll grab Frank Zappa’s 200 Motels (Ringo Starr is Larry the Dwarf as Frank Zappa!); and a report on Tabloid, Errol Morris’ latest kinky documentary about the “Mormon sex in chains” scandal. And, in the spirit of Halloween, Alfred will take a break from writing about Mozart to pay tribute to a different kind of genius: Boris Karloff.
For the past few weeks, someone has repeatedly been searching for “weird lumpy movie shorts” in hopes of being named 366 Weird Movies “Weirdest Search Term of the Week.” Each week we mentioned that search term as an honorable mention, but found something weirder worthy of the grand prize. Well, this week the competition is weaker, meaning that “weird lumpy movie shorts” would finally get its chance to be named Weirdest Search Term of the Week… except for the fact that the searcher gave up on finding lumpy shorts just this week. (We refuse to acknowledge the possibility that he may have found lumpy shorts at some other site). That leaves us, instead, to consider the following searches for the prize, beginning with “hot woman with bag briss feed min milk moves.” (What min doesn’t love a woman with bag briss?) The choice of word order can sometimes turn a perfectly ordinary search term into something strange-looking; this week’s illustration of that principle is “horror movie guy makes fat women eat netflix.” (Along similar lines is the search for a “bizarre movie about a tv that orders to kill a french movie.”) We found “japan girl biting something to drink in man movies” flatly incomprehensible. But our official Weirdest Search Term of the Week had nothing to do with cinema at all (at least, as far as we can tell): “watching the oiled reflections chime and swim.” That would be a beautiful, poetic image, if only it made a lick of sense.
As always on a Sunday, we provide you with the ridiculously long reader-suggested review queue for your perusal: 200 Motels (next week!); Kairo [AKA Pulse]; Private Parts (1972); Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland Drive; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE→
A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…
Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.
IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):
Bunraku (2010): A cowboy and a samurai team up to battle evil in this alternate reality actioner starring Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson (as a mystical bartender), Ron Perlman and Demi Moore. The setup and cast are intriguing, but reviewers warn that it’s style over substance. Bunraku official site.
My Joy (2010): A Ukrainian truck driver begins his day trying to make a delivery, runs into absurd bureaucracy and corruption, and ends up trapped in a strange timeless village. Critical response has been favorable. Opens in New York with only a few dates across the country to follow. My Joy official site (US).
Take Shelter: Michael Shannon plays a crazy guy (daring casting, that) whose dreams of impending tempests are so lifelike that he cashes in his savings to build an elaborate storm shelter. Fresh off a successful festival run, Jeff (Shotgun Stories) Nicholls second feature opens in New York and Los Angeles this week, and has a full card of future dates across the country (thanks to being picked up by Sony Classics). Take Shelter official site.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Not so weird, but noteworthy: a horror movie/slasher spoof where the loner hillbillies in the middle of nowhere actually don’t want to carve up the hot collegians on spring break with chainsaws—though they’d have a hard time convincing anyone of their beneficence. This independent Canadian production is getting fine reviews and somewhat predictable comparisons to Shaun of the Dead. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil official site.
NEW ON DVD:
7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964): Tony Randall plays eight (or is it nine?) different roles (mostly mythological characters like Pan and the Abominable Snowman) in this fantasy about a magical circus that comes to a Western town. This is in our reader-suggested review queue. It’s being re-released on DVD-R by Warner Archives, rather than in a nice new edition, unfortunately. Buy 7 Faces of Dr. Lao.
Baby Jane? (2010): Remember the catty camp classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Well, here’s a (nearly shot for shot?) remake. The gimmick? Joan Crawford’s and Bette Davis’ roles go to female impersonators. Buy Baby Jane?
The Butcher, the Chef and the Swordsman (2010): Heavily stylized Chinese action comedy about a mythical blade that is melted down and made into a kitchen knife, and passes down through three different owners. Could this be a slight stirring in the crazy corpse of the Hong Kong New Wave we detect? Buy The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman.
Heathers (1988): The hilarious cult black comedy about wholesale slaughter in high school, starring Wynona Ryder and Christian Slater. The good news is that Heathers was, surprisingly, out of print. The bad news is that this re-issue comes from Image Entertainment, who are known for releasing cheap bare-bones DVDs from substandard prints. There are no reports on any extras, which suggests there are none. A true fan might go looking for a used copy of the 20th High School Reunion Edition; this cheap release is aimed at casual fans and bargain hunters. Buy Heathers.
Herschell Gordon Lewis: Godfather of Gore (2010): The title says it all. Cool folks like John Waters, Joe Bob Briggs, and Frank Henenlotter are interviewed on the Blood Feast auteur’s impact on the sleaze scene. From Something Weird video by way of Image Entertainment. Buy Herschell Gordon Lewis: Godfather of Gore.
Maximum Shame (2010): From Carlos Atanes comes a release described as a “apocalyptic fetish horror musical chess sci-fi weird underground feature movie.” Surprisingly, that description is completely accurate. We’ll have a review of this coming shortly. Available on DVD-R only. Buy Maximum Shame.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991): A man with superhuman strength is sent to jail for avenging the rape of his girlfriend, and once there system pushes him too hard and he must rip out his tormentors’ intestines. Tokyo Shock originally released this insane gore spectacle in 2000; no word on whether there are any upgrades this time, or if they’re just reissuing it with new cover art to capitalize on the film’s Blu-ray debut in two weeks. Buy Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky.
NEW ON BLU-RAY:
Basket Case (1982): Read our capsule review! This strange, scratchy grindhouse monster flick doesn’t seem like it would benefit from high definition, but here it is anyway. The abundant special features all appear to be ported over from Something Weird’s previous DVD release. Buy Basket Case [Blu-ray].
“The Blood Trilogy”: Herschell Gordon Lewis‘ foundational gore films on one disc: the ridiculous Blood Feast (1963), the extremely nasty Two Thousand Maniacs (1964), and also-ran Color Me Blood Red (1965). Another entry in the new Something Weird/Image Entertainment partnership. Buy “The Blood Trilogy” [Blu-ray].
Next week, we’ll be taking a look at Amos Gitai’s somewhat weird, but more tedious autobiographical film Carmel (2009); we’ll knock another one off our reader-suggested review queue with an elementary introduction to the incredibly complicated Primer (2004); and to fill things out we’ll examine at the silly-as-it-sounds The Manster (1959). Of course, Alfred will tackle more mad Mozart with coverage of Joachim Schlömer’s Odysseys, a pastiche trilogy created from fragments of the composer’s unfinished works.
It was a strange, grab-bag week for bizarre search terms, making it quite a challenge to pick a Weirdest Search Term of the Week. First off, we have to encourage the “wierd lumpy movie short” search guy to keep trying: you’re fast becoming the unofficial mascot of 366 Weird Movies’ Weirdest Search Term of the Week contest. Alas, once again your search for lumpy short movies rates no weirder than an honorable mention. Speaking of honorable mentions, the query “mila kunis shave down there” scores bonus points because we (oddly) turn up in the #1 spot for this search term on Google (you have to omit the quotation marks, though). We also liked the weird challenge of trying to literally visualize “drop your mouth.” But our weirdest search term of the week comes from the indecisive searcher who wasn’t too particular whether he received results relating to “italian movie or film tomato ‘jerk off’ or masturbate pregnant.” Hey, “film tomato ‘jerk off'” alone would have been good enough for us to make it our Weirdest Search Term of the Week; the rest is just gravy.
For those who follow such things, here’s the intimidatingly massive reader suggested review queue: Primer (next week!); Kairo [AKA Pulse]; 200 Motels; Private Parts (1972); Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland Drive; The American Astronaut; Blood Tea and Red Strings; The Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE→
Celebrating the cinematically surreal, bizarre, cult, oddball, fantastique, strange, psychedelic, and the just plain WEIRD!
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