Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN DEVELOPMENT:

Cheatin’ (est. 2013): Certified Weird director/animator Bill Plympton (Idiots and Angels) is hard at work on a new feature; all that he’s revealed about the plot is that it’s about a love affair gone bad, but with Plympton, the chances for weirdness are high. He’s also regularly posting a video production blog where he takes viewers through the process of character design, storyboarding, ect. Cheatin’ production blog.

NEW ON DVD:

Adventures in Plymptoons (2011): Speaking of Bill Plympton, this week sees the release of a new documentary on the crosshatching cult animator. Plympton has enough fans that this went out-of-stock at Amazon almost immediately on release (though hopefully they’ll be restocked by the time you read this). Buy Adventures in Plymptoons!

After the Triumph of Your Birth (2012): A surreal, noirish spiritual road trip movie about a world-weary forty year old man searching for meaning in existence. A self-released independent movie that’s also listed as out-of-stock at this writing. Buy After the Triumph of Your Birth.

Black Sunday (1960): A witch executed centuries ago possesses a woman who is her exact double and wreaks revenge on the descendents of those who condemned her. Not super-weird but arguably horror icon Mario Bava’s best movie; it launched the career of cult actress Barbara Steele, and the plot was ripped off dozens of times. This edition is remastered by Kino. Buy Black Sunday.

The Cabin in the Woods (2012): Read our capsule review. In our judgment it falls just short of weird, but this twisty deconstruction of slasher movie tropes is still the cult horror event of the year. Buy The Cabin In The Woods.

End of the Road (1970): A man (Stacy Keach) is taken to a bizarre insane asylum run by “Doctor D” (James Earl Jones) and cured, then let back in society as an English teacher. It’s virtually a lost absurdist anti-establishment hippie flick, with a screenplay co-written by Terry Southern (Dr. Strangelove, Barbarella) from a novel by John Barth. Buy End of the Road.

“Get a Life” (1990-1992): A surreal cult sitcom starring Chris Elliott (coming off a stint as a writer for “Late Night with David Letterman”) as a thirty year-old paperboy who lives with his parents; the character met aliens and died in twelve of the episodes. Charlie Kaufman was among the writers in this series that, amazingly, managed to avoid cancellation for thirty-five glorious episodes. Buy “Get A Life: The Complete Series”.

Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970): A strange early giallo from Mario Bava about a man who kills brides, until one of his victims returns to haunt him. This is Redmption’s answer to this week’s Bava releases from Kino. Buy Hatchet For The Honeymoon.

King of Thorn (2009): DVD not sold separately; see description in Blu-ray below.

Lisa and the Devil (1974)/The House of Exorcism (1975): Lisa (Elke Sommer) seeks shelter in a spooky mansion managed by a Satanic steward (played by none other than Telly Savalas). More restored Bava from Kino; this release includes the alternate cut The House of Exorcism, which included newly shot possession scenes and was released intended to capitalize on the success of The Exorcist. Buy Lisa and the Devil/The House of Exorcism.

The Woman in the Fifth (2011): Psychological thriller about a down-on-his-luck writer (Ethan Hawke) who meets a mysterious woman while trying to reconnect with his young daughter after a divorce. A thread on Woman‘s IMDB page pleads, “can anyone explain this film?,” which is a promising endorsement. Buy The Woman in the Fifth.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Black Sunday (1960): See description in DVD above. Buy Black Sunday [Blu-ray].

The Cabin in the Woods (2012): See description in DVD above. Buy The Cabin In The Woods [Blu-ray].

Ed Wood (1994): Read our review. Tim Burton‘s loving and hilarious tribute to the can-do spirit of everyone’s favorite transvestite auteur is a very welcome addition to the Blu-ray ranks. Buy Ed Wood [Blu-ray].

Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970): See description in DVD above. Buy Hatchet For The Honeymoon [Blu-ray].

King of Thorn (2009): Four people are cryogenically frozen until a cure for a petrifying virus can be found, but they wake to a world overrun by monsters. Supposedly a visually spectacular but scarcely coherent anime adaptation of a popular manga. A DVD version is included in this package, but not sold separately. Buy King of Thorn [Blu-ray/DVD Combo].

Lisa and the Devil (1974)/The House of Exorcism (1975): See description in DVD above. Buy Lisa and The Devil/The House of Exorcism [Blu-ray].

Love Exposure (2008): Shion Sono’s 4 hour (!) comedy epic involves Roman Catholicism, candid panty photos, and a butt-kicking, man-hating schoolgirl. This one is in our reader-suggested review queue. Buy Love Exposure [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Killer Condom (1996): Just what the title suggests: the story of a homicidal prophylactic that bites off guy’s you-know-whats so that they bleed to death. Part of the recent Troma drop. Watch Killer Condom free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

Next week, film critic Dennis Schwartz will bring us a very outside-the-box and obscure list of top 10 weird films. Meanwhile, we’ll continue our own survey of weird movies with continuing coverage of Redemption’s massive 2012 Jean Rollin drop with a look at the “beach Gothic” horror The Demoniacs (1974). We’ll also  into the reader-suggested review queue for a peek at Jan Svankmajer‘s twisted folktale Little Otik (2001), and finish up the week with Edgar G.Ulmer‘s cult classic Poverty Row noir Detour (1945).

Despite rocketing Google traffic on the site, it was a poor week for weird search terms. We will award a special “lifetime achievement in weird searching” award to the guy who continues to look for “movie where kids where salves of senor”: after searching for this alleged movie for weeks on end, he gave up the hunt months ago, but his curiosity got the best of him and he’s back at it. In more recent news, we hate to think what the fellow looking for “to lock a porno with grandmother” was really after (to lick a porno with grandmother? To like a porno with grandmother?)—and we really don’t want to find out. And we’ll mention a couple of more comprehensible, but still quite weird, search terms in our survey of this week’s honorable mentions: “why old women should be killed videos” and “woman sitting on a midget.” Taking pride of place in a weak field is the search to find a “lesbian witch which goes crazy after being dumped animal head masks on a secrat colt movie mustry murder.” If you find it, let us know; we’re always curious to check out lesbian witch murder movies, but the animal head masks on a secret colt puts it over the edge.

Here’s how the ridiculously-long-and-ever-growing reader-suggested review queue stands: Little Otik (next week); The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra] (out of print in Region 1, but we’ll keep looking); Liquid Sky (re-review); Society; Final Programme; Sweet Movie; Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

Our weekly look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

SCREENINGS (Weds., Sep. 19, Nationwide):

The Birds (1963): Although it’s known today mostly as the inspiration for James Ngyuen’s Birdemic, this Alfred Hitchcock movie about a series of relentless and unmotivated attacks by our fine feathered friends is sort of strange, when you stop and think about it. Universal has restored Hitch’s avian classic has been restored and will show it in theaters for one night only. Check with Fathom Events to see if it’s playing near you.

FILM FESTIVALS (Cambridge Film Festival, Sep. 13-23, Cambridge, UK):

One of the, if not the, largest film events in the United Kingdom, the Cambridge Film Festival hosts the British debut for a wide range of films—including, naturally, some weird ones that sneak by the screeners.

• Holy Motors – A mysterious man named Monsieur Oscar drives through Paris one night, cycling through various personas. From too-infrequently seen director Leos Carax, and with an exciting cast mixing fresh faces with weird movie vets: Denis Lavant, Edith Scob, Michel Piccoli, Eva Mendes… Screening Sep. 23.
  
• The Night Elvis Died – The story of an amnesiac man and a woman putting on a troubled production of a Passion Play surreally collide; part of a series spotlighting Catalan-language films. Sep. 18.
• Postcards from the Zoo – Indonesian film about a young woman raised in a magical realist zoo and what happens when she journeys into our drab world. Sep. 15 & 17.
• Savage Witches – Two teenage girls romp about an experimental film landscape in a feature that unashamedly references the anarchic Daisies in a modern context; from Daniel Fawcett and Clara Pais, who provided 366 Weird Movies with their top 10 weird movies list. Sep. 21.
• Tony 10 – When a Tony’s parents file for divorce and his father is suddenly promoted from a crane operator to Secretary of State, the young boy puts two and two together and realizes his dad has been having an affair with the Queen. Sep. 22.
• V.O.S. – A film-within-a-film meta-romantic comedy that follows the love lives of the characters in a movie and of the actors playing the parts; it’s said to be Charlie Kaufman-esque. Sep. 15.
• Warsaw Bridge (1990) – Director Pere Portabella won’t release his films on video, so this may be your only chance to see this surrealist joke set at a literary cocktail party. Sep. 16 & 21.

Cambridge Film Festival home page.

NEW ON DVD:

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2011): Surrealist sci-fi in a midnight movie vein about a mute woman trying to escape from a mysterious enclave. One of the most anticipated weird releases of the year. Buy Beyond the Black Rainbow.

Dead Soon [AKA The Fugue] (2012): A woman loses her mind after being attacked near an abandoned well in this psychothriller cheapie. The name was changed from obscure to generic for the DVD release. Buy Dead Soon.

“Heroes of Horror”: This Pop Flix public domain collection features four Bela Lugosi movies alongside three from Boris Karloff. One movie is actually worth seeing (1932’s White Zombie); the others are Bowery at Midnight, The Invisible Ghost, Spooks Run Wild, Snake People, Island Monster, and The Terror. Buy “Heroes of Horror”.

Karate-Robo Zaborgar (2011): Based on a Japanese TV show from the Seventies, the story features a karate robot fighting a crime syndicate. This is only the sixth feature film Noboru Iguchi has directed in the past two years, but there’s still more than three months left in 2012. Buy Karate-Robo Zaborgar.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy Beyond the Black Rainbow [Blu-ray].

Karate-Robo Zaborgar (2011): See description in DVD above. Buy Karate-Robo Zaborgar [Blu-ray].

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988): Read our capsule review. The popular spoof finally makes it to Blu-ray. Buy Killer Klowns From Outer Space [Blu-ray].

The Ring (2002): Naomi Watts starred in this Hollywood remake of the Asian chiller Ringu, about a mysterious killer videotape. Its success set off a wave of Americanized remakes of J-horror classics; but, this was the only one that was anywhere close to being good. Buy The Ring [Blu-ray].

Texas Rangers (2001)/Dead Man (1995): Read the Certified Weird entry for Dead Man. Bargain label Echo Bridge has bought up and bundled major studio back catalog releases in themed twin packs to double their saleability of marginal titles; it’s sad to see Jim Jarmusch‘s magical, mystical Western placed on a double bill with a flop “young gun” oater. Buy Texas Rangers/Dead Man [Blu-ray].

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

Cinderella 2000 (1977): It’s the future (2000!) and Big Brother has outlawed sex in this Seventies softcore porn/sci-fi/comedy/musical, served up Al Adamson (Dracula vs. Frankenstein) style. Watch for the scene where a fairy turns two bunnies into early proponents of furry fandom. Painfully weird. Watch Cinderella 2000 free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

Happy Wonderful Weirdos Day to all you wonderful weirdos out there!

There was a little television show back in the 1990s about the evil lurking under the surface of small town America, dwarfs who helped solve murders and advised FBI agents about gum availability by appearing in dreams and speaking backwards, and the search for that perfect slice of cherry pie. Starting tomorrow we’ll be paying a critical visit to the odd little burg that hosted these strange themes with a special feature we’ll be calling “Twin Peaks Week.” We’ll examinine the entire franchise, from the amazing pilot episode (including the alternate version released as a standalone feature in international markets) through the series’ sensational first season and less successful followup season to the feature film prequel, Fire Walk With Me. Fans of David Lynch‘s experimental foray into episodic television will want to take a “peak” or two (sorry) at our coverage. Hopefully you’ll stick around for Alfred Eaker ‘s study of Edgar G.Ulmer‘s overlooked Strange Woman (1946) on Thursday.

Sometimes when we look over the candidates for our Weirdest Search Term of the Week, we come across such bizarrely perverted queries that we find ourselves sympathizing with the person who pleaded with Google to “please remove all the porn movies from this earth.” You might realize where we’re coming from on this when you consider that among some of the more printable requests that brought people to our site last week were “between old legs clips,” “photo of a nude woman wearing dinosaur mask,” and “a short man in sleeping girl’s vagina in movie?” Given the evidence of twisted libidos that haunt the our server logs, it takes a really weird erotic request to impress the judges; therefore, we’re pleased to announce “women 2 leg middle nude parts give white water why” as our Weirdest Search Term of the Week. Give white water why, indeed?

Here’s how the ridiculously-long-but-slowly-shrinking reader-suggested review queue stands: “Twin Peaks” (TV series) (next week!); The Hour-glass Sanatorium [Saanatorium pod klepsidra] (out of print in Region 1, but we’ll keep looking); Liquid Sky (re-review); Society; Little Otik; Final Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →