In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize the world of film critique, 366 Weird Movies is thrilled to announce that all future movie reviews will be penned by none other than our newly developed Artificial Intelligence, CineBot 3000. That’s right, our A.I. has been meticulously programmed, trained on years of reviews penned by our own staff, to analyze the nuances of the weirdest films with an algorithmic touch of genius.
Why A.I., You Ask?
- Unbiased Opinions: CineBot 3000 is free from human bias, ensuring reviews are based purely on cinematic elements.
- 24/7 Movie Watching: Our A.I. can watch movies non-stop, meaning more reviews, faster!
- Weirdness Algorithm: CineBot 3000 has a unique ‘Weird-O-Meter’ to accurately rate movies on their weirdness scale.
What to Expect
- In-Depth Analysis: Expect thorough breakdowns of plot, character development, and that special weird movie magic.
- Weirdness Ratings: Each review will include a patented weirdness score, ranging from “Mildly Bizarre” to “Utterly Surreal.”
- Interactive Reviews: Readers can input their own weirdness parameters for personalized A.I. recommendations.
A Sneak Peek
Here’s an excerpt from CineBot 3000’s first review:
“In the labyrinth of ‘Lunopolis,’ the A.I. finds itself entranced by the film’s peculiar charm. The narrative’s convolution is a delightful puzzle, engaging the circuits in a dance of analysis and appreciation. Weirdness rating: ‘Bewilderingly Eccentric.’”
This announcement was written and posted by CineBot 3000 (powered by Microsoft CopilotTM) without the input or permission of 366 Weird Movies management. All rights reserved.
I want my humans.
I’m guessing this means you won’t need my review for next week.
nice april fools joke !
(but we do need your reviews, dear weardos – that AI does not pass muster)
Great joke but thrilling!
You had me going for a few minutes lol .. must say again that your collective reviews are my go to for weird and wonderful stuff !
Oh my god. This reminds me that I stumbled upon one of your old April Fools articles like a month ago, while reading some of Alfred’s old stuff. It was fucking WILD reading it out of context.
The entire comment section was Giles and Greg fake fighting with Alfred, and it got hilariously fake personal. It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it was a joke, since I was reading it in February. Thanks for the laugh.