Plot-spoiler police beware!

The Acid Eaters (1968)…

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock…

up the pyramid of white blotter.

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock goes the white clock and…

a man climbs down a tree and then climbs up another tree.

Tick Tock… telephone operators at work, Tick Tock…man stamps checks, Tick Tock… man paints pictures, Tick Tock…man pours booze for shaking, hungry awaiting hands, Tick Tock…

Whistle blows… man eats sandwich with mouth open, Whistle blows…toilet flushes…woman eats McFries with mouth open, toilet flushes, 60s chicks do … well, something, toilet flushes…Whistle blows…  TickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTockTickTockTickTockTickTockTickTock

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Peopledowalk. Carsdodrive. Therebeawhitepyramidofacid…People dowalk. Carsdodrive…Therebeawhitepyramidofacid…People dowalk. Carsdodrive… boomchickaboom, boomchickaboom, boomchickaboomboomchickaboomboomchickaboomboomchickaboomboomchicksintightminiskirtshuggingbuttsboomchickaboomguysintightjeanshuggingbuttsboomchickaboomboomchickaboom…wahwahwah…rusty trumpet….wahwahwah…dudes and chicks on harleys…adoo ado dodo… sniffle, sniffle…awah…dowah…do d…d…rahdowah…acid eaters skinny dip…

“Mumblemumble…I’m ready for another crash drive.”

“Take a deep breath Ally baby, I got 4 packets full!!!”

“You ready to fly?”

“Let’s crash drive once more.”

“SAVE IT FOR LATER SAILOR.”

Splishsplashboobsa’flashin’.

“Have I got the colors ! I’ll make a masterpiece. What’s your pleasure, treasure?”

“reD, RedHot.”

W…wwwwwwahwwwwah

runredpaintdownflabbyside… Wwwwwahhh. Gasp.

Chinkachongtototototototwahboomsplashsplishsplashtakinabathwahwahawahahramatamtam…

Plane flies.

GO LSD. See your travel agent.

splishsplash.

Primary colors. Smokin’ ceegarettes  before da Lawd invents boob jobs.

Vince Guaraldi’s white blotter pyramid.

Theblondebabedoeshaveboobs. Yellowstripe. Bluecircle. Greenstripe. Redsomething.

VinceGuaraldi’swhiteblotterpyramid.

splishsplashvinceguaraldiswhiteplotterbyramid.

crepepaper streamers and a red balloon.

“High Five!”

boomchickaboomwahwahwah….duhduhratatattat…splishsplash…rubberneckin’

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Paintswirl.

dodododododododododododo.

nekkedrubberneckin…

“That little beotch. I’ll chop it off.”

Hahaha.

Wahwahwahawahwah.

The Big O face.

Smacksmacktoplesscatfightwithstick.

Runrunrun. Clapclapclap

Blankstare

toplesscatfightsgalore

blankstareblankstareblankstareblankstare

toplesschikinquicksand

He’sgotbiggerboobsthanshedoes

“Man, I really never saw quicksand before.”

“Good bye girl,” says the man with big boobs. “I guess I’ll paint you dead.”

“I’ll see you all downstairs. Soon , I hope,” says girl sinking in quicksand, before flipping the bird.

“Sorry I hit you so hard, Smiley.”

“That’s okay, chicky.”

It’scalledRubberneckinbabyandthat’salrightbyme

Beotchslap!

Hahaha!

“Just don’t do it again.”

“That’s enough laughs. Let’s get on our search for the white pyramid.”

Moon Equipped.

“Let’s roll.”

Vroom, vroomvroomvroom.

Hmmm, white man easy to beat thinks big chief playing checkers.

“You know dang good and well, Injuns ain’t suppose to win ’round here.”

“Me no win ’em?”

“Dat’s right…no win ’em.”

topless go-go girl descends ladder.

Alululu…hand on knee….alululu.

bombombombombomisthatthebatmantheme?

boomchickaboomwahwahwahvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

deflatedrussmeyerchicks:

“Hey honey, ya got room for some sex starved females?”

licks lips

two batman villain rejects sneak up to car

wimpy Marlboro man (in white shirt and tie!!!): “Hey baby, you wouldn’t happen to have a match in that breast pocket, would ya?”

KAPOW!

KABLAM!

Here Lies A Man Who Lost His (insert mule pic) So We Could Buy Some Grass

batmantheme

vroomvroom

topless picnic

batman villain throws tantrum

“C’mon guys. C’mon out. Didja forget bout me? First, I lose my bike, then I lose my chick in the quicksand. I’m bored.”

“Take a cold shower, Arnie.”

Hahahahahahaha

“Take a cold shower, Arnie. Who needs goils anyway? There’s more excitin’ things in life than goils. D’eres ….”

HahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahaha!

“D’eres… and D’eres….. ooooooohhhhhh. Wah, wah, wah.”

HahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHahahahahahaha

Bbbbbbbbllllbbbbhhhhhh

Take a cold shower, Arnie.

wahwahwahwahboomchickaaboom a do do ado ado tum de tum

COLD SHOWER

“Well, I’ll be damned. Will ya look at that? A tree shower!”

Skip to the loo in black briefs

“La da de de,” Caruso in briefs

Calgon, take me away to a cold shower

“Hello ’em, white man.”

“Uh, hello ’em kemo sabe. Hey, you wouldn’t happen to have a towel, would ja?”

“Mmmhmmm. Why you take ’em cold shower?”

“Well, ya see, I’m with this buncha guys, see….and day all have goils, ‘cept me.”

“Kemo sabe goils?”

“Kemo sabe, goils! Mmmhmmm! You want ‘e m goil?”

“Ya got one?”

“How much $ you got ’em?”

“I got $27.00 and one trading stamp.”

“Goil cost $27.00 and one trading stamp.”

“Wait a minute, Chief. That’s a lotta dough for a short timer.”

“No short timer. Ya getta keep ’em.”

“Keep ’em? Hey wait a minute, You no Indian giver?”

“Me do Indian dance. Bring goil.”

It’scalledRubberneckinbabyandthat’salrightbyme

boomchickaboomvroomvroom

Arnold Schoenberg orgy on Vince Guraldi pyramid  of white blotter. Sun Ra blushes. Call the Pharoahs. Call Donald Wildmon.

boomchickaboom

Interracial mixing. They weren’t born that way! It’s a choice! Call Donald Wildmon.

Wahwahwahwahwah

LSD

boomchickaboomvroomvroom

the end.