WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE

Before plugging next week’s reviews, I’d like to remind everyone that there are only 3 days remaining to vote in the 366 Weird Movies 2nd Reader’s Choice Poll.  Currently Trash Humpers has a four vote lead in group A, with Adaptation, Rubber and Dead Leaves in striking distance; Pink Floyd: The Wall has opened a six vote lead over Jan Svankmajer’s Faust in Group B; and the “rescue” category pits one of the best movies of all time against one of the worst in its The Tree of Life vs. They Saved Hitler’s Brain showdown.

There’s still plenty of time to enter our 4th review writing contest.  As of right now if you submit any review at all you’ll be the clear frontrunner…

On to next week’s slate of reviews: you can take our advice on tracking down the Norwegian horror mockumentary Trollhunter (2010); we’ll discuss whether Enki Bilal’s adaptation of his own graphic novel about the Egyptian god Horus looking to get laid in Manhattan in 2095, Immortal: Ad Vitam (2004), should earn him everlasting fame; we’ll wonder whether Black Moon (1975), Louis Malle’s utterly surreal tale of breastfeeding and unicorns, is the work of a lunatic; and to close the week, we’ll write on The Saragossa Manuscript (1965).

There was a minor theme in our search for the weirdest search term used to locate the site last week: misspelled movie titles.  We appreciated the oddness of searches for “fanny games haneke 89 video” and “the wisker man (1973 uk) sex videos”  (though we would think “fanny games” would be more likely to be the UK sex video).  We’re going to go in another direction for our weirdest search term of the week, though, and nominate this searcher’s weird (if sage) advice: “avoid trash wine.”

The reader-suggested review queue continues to grow faster than we can review titles.  Here’s how it stands now: Immortal (Ad Vitam) (next week!); Perfume: The Story of a Murderer; Dead Ringers; Kairo [AKA Pulse]; The Guatemalan Handshake;  The Seventh Seal;  Primer; 200 Motels; Private Parts (1972); Saddest Music in the World; Mulholland  Drive; The Continue reading WHAT’S IN THE PIPELINE →

WEIRD HORIZON FOR THE WEEK OF 7/22/2011

A look at what’s weird in theaters, on hot-off-the-presses DVDs, and on more distant horizons…

Trailers of new release movies are generally available on the official site links.

IN THEATERS (LIMITED RELEASE):

World on a Wire (1973): Originally made for German television, this dystopian Rainer Werner Fassbinder story scooped the virtual reality storyline more than twenty-five years before The Matrix.  According to the press release, it’s a “satiric and surreal look at the weird world of tomorrow from one of cinema’s kinkiest geniuses.”  Janus Films digitally restores this rarely seen sci-fi classic (?) and takes it out on tour across the US this summer and early fall.  World on a Wire official site.

NEW ON DVD:

Skidoo (1968): Jackie Gleason drops acid and Groucho Marx plays God in this notorious flop attempt by notable squares (including director Otto Preminger) to play to the Sixties counterculture.  It’s been out of circulation since its release—some say it’s been buried to prevent embarrassment to the cast and crew.  Does this release mean that Carol Channing, John Phillip Law, Frankie Avalon, George Raft, Cesar Romero, Mickey Rooney, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, and Peter Lawford have all finally passed away? Buy Skidoo.

NEW ON BLU-RAY:

Amélie (2001): Jean Pierre-Jeunet‘s enormously popular quirky fantasy is about a waifish waitress with magical powers to heal others; can she turn them on herself?  The 2008 Canadian Region 1 release of this film was largely disappointing; Miramax’s heavy-on-the-extras release should put the film’s North American fans back at ease. Buy Amélie [Blu-ray].

Beauty and the Beast [La Belle et la Bete] (1946): The Criterion Collection upgrades Surrealist Jean Cocteau’s dreamlike treatment of the famous fairy tale to Blu-ray. The new release adds a few minor supplements that were not on the 2003 DVD edition (the trailer, a look at the restoration of the film, and a large stills gallery). Buy Beauty and the Beast [Blu-ray].

NEW ON VIDEO-ON-DEMAND:

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus (2009):  A grindhouse genre mish-mash spoof involving aliens, zombies, and a kick-ass gang of sexy girl bikers, from the director of Frankenpimp.  This does not appear to be available on DVD (yet, at least).  As always with Amazon VOD, you can watch the first two minutes for free. Rent Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! on demand.

FREE (LEGITIMATE RELEASE) MOVIES ON YOUTUBE:

C Me Dance (2009): Read our capsule review.  Heretics and unbelievers of all stripes will want to flock to this free showing of the incompetently inspirational movie about a young leukemia-stricken Christian ballerina converting the globe while fighting the Devil.  “What do you know of Hell, creature?”  Watch C Me Dance free on YouTube.

Vampyr (1932): ‘s expressionist vampire film (Sheridan Le Fanu’s “Carmilla”) is a (far weirder) European companion piece to Dracula.  Watch Vampyr free on YouTube.

What are you looking forward to? If you have any weird movie leads that I have overlooked, feel free to leave them in the COMMENTS section.

WALLACE WORSLEY’S THE PENALTY (1920) STARRING LON CHANEY

Wallace Worsley made five films with silent movie icon . Lamentably, two of those, Voices of the City (1921) and The Blind Bargain (1922), are lost. The Ace of Hearts (1921) survives, but their most famous collaborations remain The Penalty (1920) and the epic Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923).  It is for these two films Worsley, an otherwise undistinguished commission director, will be remembered, if at all.  The Penalty was Chaney’s first starring role, and the film justifiably made him a major star.

The plot of The Penalty is beautifully absurd, operatic, and addictive.  An injured young boy has been unnecessarily mutilated by a young Dr. Ferris (Charles Clary).  A seasoned colleague arrives and tells Dr. Ferris that amputating the boy’s legs was not at all necessary, but the veteran promises to remain silent about the malpractice.  The bed-ridden boy hears the conversation and tells his parents what has transpired.  However, the boy’s revelation is dismissed as delirium cause by a contusion.

Twenty seven years later, the boy has become Frisco’s criminal master-mind, nicknamed the Blizzard.  Chaney’s performance as the Blizzard is a tour-de-force that was achieved through a painful pulleys, belts, leather stumps, and a harness which strapped his legs behind him.  Because of the extreme contortion and discomfort to the actor, Chaney’s scenes were filmed in short takes.  His performance is amazing.  He swings, pulls, and climbs with such robust, Tex Avery-like vigor that the illusion is feverishly complete.  Only Douglas Fairbanks could exude as much screen energy, but while Fairbanks grinned his way through elaborate stunts, Chaney invited you to see him sweat and even laugh with him through his pain.

Still from The Penalty (1920)The Blizzard runs a complex syndicate which local law enforcement cannot penetrate.  Desperate, officials send an undercover agent, Rose (Ethel Gray Terry) into Chaney’s lair.  The criminal is abusive, misogynist, seedy, and initially lacking in sympathy.  There is a dark, latent sexual undercurrent between the Blizzard and Rose.  Only music calms the Blizzard, and Rose serves as his feet, pushing the pedals of his piano while he plays.

The Blizzard is part Ahab and part Dr. Mabuse, plotting an elaborate (and far-fetched) revenge against the entire city (which involves utilizing the straw man communist menace.  The fifties was not the first Red Scare era, and Worsley’s earlier Ace of Hearts projected a similar paranoia).  Continue reading WALLACE WORSLEY’S THE PENALTY (1920) STARRING LON CHANEY →

92. A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)

“I’ve been offered 25 films since then. I haven’t directed another picture. Once you’ve done A Boy and His Dog, everything else kinda pales.”–Director L.Q. Jones

Also released as Psycho Boy and His Killer Dog, and on video as Mad Don (to cash in on the unexpected celebrity of Don Johnson and the success of Mad Max)

Recommended

DIRECTED BY: L.Q. Jones

FEATURING: , Tim McIntire (voice), Susanne Benton,

PLOT: Vic roams the post-apocalyptic desert wasteland with his telepathic dog Blood, who has the ability to sense the presence of human females.  Blood finds a woman for Vic in an underground bunker; as Vic is about to rape her, a band of marauders come upon them, and Vic and Blood fight them off.  The woman gives herself to Vic willingly but later sneaks away; Vic follows her to her strange underground world, leaving the badly wounded Blood behind on the surface.

Still from A Boy and His Dog (1975)

BACKGROUND:

  • A Boy and His Dog was adapted from Harlan Ellison’s novella of the same name.  Ellison began the screenplay but ran into writer’s block, and director Jones and producer Alvy Moore completed the script.
  • Jones wrote the film’s infamous last line.  Ellison has gone on record as “despising” the final dialogue.
  • Director L.Q. Jones was better known as a character actor (usually a heavy) in westerns, appearing in small roles in five films by Sam Peckinpah among his 150+ acting credits.  This is one of only two feature films he directed.  He appears as a cowboy in the film-inside-the-film.
  • Blood, the dog in the film, was played by Tiger, who also portrayed (in one episode) the family pet in the “Brady Bunch” television show.
  • Ellison continued the adventures of the post-apocalyptic pair in the (now out-of-print) graphic novel Vic and Blood: The Continuing Adventures of a Boy and His Dog .

INDELIBLE IMAGE: The setting and ideas of A Boy and His Dog are more memorable than the imagery, but the clown-faced residents of underground Topeka worm themselves into the memory.

WHAT MAKES IT WEIRD: A Boy and His Dog gives us two weird worlds for the price of one: a scorched earth surface roamed by sarcastic, hyper-intelligent telepathic dogs, and an underground society of impotent totalitarian mimes.  Either vision on its own might have been weird enough to get this movie onto the List, but put them together and you’ve got something radically unique.


Trailer for A Boy and His Dog

COMMENTS: A Boy and His Dog may be the weirdest “buddy” movie ever made, thanks to the Continue reading 92. A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975) →

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