DIRECTED BY: Neil LaBute FEATURING: Nicolas Cage, Kate Beahan, Ellen Burstyn, Frances Conroy PLOT: Responding to a letter from his ex-girlfriend, Officer Edward Malus decides to recuperate from a harrowing traffic accident by investigating a missing person on an island inhabited by a cult of nature-worshiping women. WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: The weirdest … Continue reading CAPSULE: THE WICKER MAN (2006)