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CAPSULE: MESSAGE FROM SPACE (1978)

Uchu kara no messeji

DIRECTED BY: Kinji Fukasaku

FEATURING: Philip Casnoff, Peggy Lee Brennan, Hiroyuki Sanada, Masazumi Okabe, Vic Morrow, Makoto Satô, Etsuko Shihomi, Sonny Chiba

PLOT: A race of evil robotic samurai conquer a peaceful tribe of leaf-headed aliens, who send out eight magic space nuts to track down reluctant heroes to save their planet.

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SATURDAY SHORT: THUMB SNATCHERS FROM THE MOON COCOON (2012)

An alien race comes to Earth to rid everyone of their opposable thumbs, but their plan doesn’t go so smoothly when they have a run in with a Texas Sheriff.

 

LIST CANDIDATE: JOHN DIES AT THE END (2012)

DIRECTED BY: Don Coscarelli

FEATURING: Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown, Glynn Turman, Doug Jones

PLOT: A young paranormal investigator relates his strange and twisted backstory to a skeptical reporter. It involves alien creatures, a drug that gives its users heightened senses and psychic abilities, and a parallel universe whose . . . → Read More: LIST CANDIDATE: JOHN DIES AT THE END (2012)

CAPSULE: HIGHLANDER II: RENEGADE VERSION (1991)

DIRECTED BY: Russell Mulcahy

FEATURING: Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Michael Ironside, Virginia Madsen

PLOT: Opposed by a ruthless corporation, an Immortal investigates whether it’s time to remove the ozone shield blanketing the Earth, while he’s being hunted by another Immortal.

WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: Highlander II is just crazy enough that it . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: HIGHLANDER II: RENEGADE VERSION (1991)

SATURDAY SHORT: TIME SLIME (2012)

“Adventure Time”‘s creator Pendleton Ward teamed up with Breehn Burns to start the web series Bravest Warriors. In this first episode, the team must save the planet of Glendale from the Fartsparkles Effect.

CAPSULE: THE FINAL PROGRAMME (1973)

AKA The Last Days of Man on Earth

DIRECTED BY: Robert Fuest

FEATURING: Jon Finch, Jenny Runacre, Sterling Hayden

PLOT: Scientific genius, billionaire playboy, rock star, and international man of mystery Jerry Cornelius (no relation whatsoever to Buckaroo Banzai, though it’s probably not coincidental that he has the same initials as Jesus Christ) searches . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: THE FINAL PROGRAMME (1973)

READER RECOMMENDATION: HORROR EXPRESS (1972)

Reader review by “Count” Otto Black.

AKA Pánico en el Transiberiano/Panic on the Trans-Siberian Express

DIRECTED BY: Eugenio Martin

FEATURING: Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Alberto de Mendoza, Telly Savalas

PLOT: In 1906, an archaeologist discovers a frozen two-million-year-old ape-man in China. While being transported on the Orient Express, it turns out to be not only . . . → Read More: READER RECOMMENDATION: HORROR EXPRESS (1972)

CAPSULE: KING OF THORN (2009)

DIRECTED BY: Kazuyoshi Katayama

FEATURING: Brina Palencia, Patrick Seitz (English dub)

PLOT:  A group of randomly chosen global volunteers are cryogenically frozen to escape a petrification virus, but wake up to a world overrun by monsters.

WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: King of Thorn falls afoul of the anime conundrum: . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: KING OF THORN (2009)

CAPSULE: THE FOURTH DIMENSION (2012)

DIRECTED BY: Harmony Korine, Aleksei Fedorchenko, Jan Kwiecinski

FEATURING: Val Kilmer, Igor Sergeev, Rachel Korine

PLOT: An anthology of three stories: a lecture by an American motivational speaker; a man invents a time machine but can only watch events through someone else’s eyes; and four Poles party in a town that’s been evacuated ahead of . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: THE FOURTH DIMENSION (2012)

LIST CANDIDATE: WORLD ON A WIRE (1973)

DIRECTED BY: Rainer Werner Fassbinder

FEATURING: Klaus Löwitsch, Mascha Rabben, Barbara Valentin, Karl-Heinz Vosgerau

PLOT: A computer programmer assigned to run a virtual reality world after his superior goes insane finds himself paranoid about the motives of his government bosses, and wonders if someone else might ultimately be behind the project. WHY IT MIGHT . . . → Read More: LIST CANDIDATE: WORLD ON A WIRE (1973)

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