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“Chingaso the Clown” runs for 15 minutes (12 minutes without credits) and can be viewed on YouTube in its entirety by clicking this link. The film is mildly Not Safe for Work (NSFW) and would likely be rated R for language and violence. DIRECTED BY: Elias Matar FEATURING: Quinn Larson, David Hyatt, Roberta Orlandi PLOT: . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: CHINGASO THE CLOWN (2006) DIRECTED BY: Russell Mulcahy FEATURING: Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Michael Ironside, Virginia Madsen PLOT: Opposed by a ruthless corporation, an Immortal investigates whether it’s time to remove the ozone shield blanketing the Earth, while he’s being hunted by another Immortal. WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: Highlander II is just crazy enough that it . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: HIGHLANDER II: RENEGADE VERSION (1991) Ju Ma Pao DIRECTED BY: Yu Chick-Lim FEATURING: Polly Kwan (as Sun Kuan Rin Feng), Cheung Lik, Li Chung-Chien, Hsiao Wang PLOT: A teenage princess learns kung fu so that she can return from exile inside a magic mountain to claim her kingdom from usurpers.
WHY IT WON’T MAKE . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: RETURN OF THE KUNG FU DRAGON (1976) DIRECTOR: John Guillermin FEATURING: Peter Elliot, George Antoni, Brian Kerwin, Linda Hamilton PLOT: As the title explains, Kong didn’t die at the end of the previous film, and this time round he gets a girlfriend—one his own size for a change. Do they live happily ever after? No, of course not. Mean-spirited people attack them . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: KING KONG LIVES (1986) DIRECTED BY: Noboru Iguchi, Yoshihiro Nishimura, Tak Sakaguchi FEATURING: Yumi Sugimoto, Suzuka Morita, Yuko Takayama, Tak Sakaguchi PLOT: On her 16th birthday a bullied teenage girl discovers she’s really a half-breed mutant with a claw for a hand; she joins up with others of her kind and must decide if she will help them . . . → Read More: LIST CANDIDATE: MUTANT GIRLS SQUAD (2010) 3 Mighty Men; 3 Giant Men DIRECTED BY: Tevfik Fikrat Ucat FEATURING: Aytekin Akkaya, Yavuz Selekman, Dogan Tamer PLOT: Captain America and Mexican wrestling champion Santo travel to Istanbul to help defeat evil antiques stealer Spider. WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: It has its illucid moments, but there’s not enough consistent high absurdity . . . → Read More: CAPSULE: 3 DEV ADAM (1973) “Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At once totally logical and perfectly irrational?”–W.D. Richter, explaining why there is a watermelon inside the Banzai Institute DIRECTED BY: W.D. Richter FEATURING: Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher . . . → Read More: 112. THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION (1984) DIRECTED BY: Chris Witherspoon FEATURING: Rick Crawford, Audrey Walker, Chris Witherspoon, Jo Black-Jacob, Richard Topping PLOT: Dennis Twist (Crawford), an English professor/failed novelist who lives in the suburbs with his wife Crystal (Walker) goes into Portland for a day to break off a clandestine relationship with his girlfriend, who has an ex-boyfriend just out . . . → Read More: 366 UNDERGROUND: RAGE (2010) DIRECTED BY: Frankie Latina FEATURING: Randy Russell, Danny Trejo PLOT: The CIA convinces an alcoholic ex-agent to track down two stolen briefcases in return for the name of the man who killed his wife. WHY IT MIGHT MAKE THE LIST:The post-Tarantino/Rodriguez fake-grindhouse movie is a sub-genre that’s less than a decade old, but already . . . → Read More: LIST CANDIDATE: MODUS OPERANDI (2009) DIRECTED BY: Tak Sakaguchi, Yûdai Yamaguchi FEATURING: Tak Sakaguchi, Shingo Tsurumi, Mei Kurokawa, Jun Murakami PLOT: One-man army Shozo is called back from mercenary work in South America after the death of his father, a powerful yakuza boss. He sets out to reclaim control of his gang, eventually joining an experimental government program that . . . → Read More: LIST CANDIDATE: YAKUZA WEAPON (2011) |
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