CAPSULE: THE DRESS [DE JURK] (1996)

DIRECTED BY: Alex van Warmerdam

FEATURING: Alex van Warmerdam

PLOT: The scenario follows the lifespan of a woman’s dress, from it’s design to it’s eventual shredding, and the various wearers to whom it brings bad luck.

Still from The Dress (1996)


WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: The Dress definitely nudges the needle on the ol’ weirdometer every now and then, but they may be false positives, as the movie is filled more with a gloomy quirkiness than true weirdness.

COMMENTS: The dress itself is parrot-blue and covered in abstract leaves of red, gold and orange; it’s eye-catching enough for a summer frock, but it’s not going to be the star of any woman’s wardrobe.  The design is conceived in a moment of desperation and despair, inspired by a street argument; the prototype is created by a pervert.  The women who buy it hope that it might brighten their lives for a brief moment, but it only leads them to sorrow instead.  The plot wanders off Phantom of Liberty style to each new owner of the dress, but perhaps one of the weirdest things about the movie is that it feels neither unified nor fragmented.  From segment to segment, the tone of downbeat drama alternating with bittersweet comedy remains the same, and characters even recur, but there isn’t a strong thread holding the tales together—other than, perhaps, the way they all illustrate the futility of the pursuit of erotic happiness.  Writer/director van Warmerdam gives himself the best role, as a train conductor who becomes obsessed with the wearer of the dress.  He gives the character an effective creepiness, with a sheen of respectability hiding an unhinged romantic who’s darting daringly close to becoming a rapist.  The film exhibits an uncomfortable, though not tasteless or mean-spirited, undercurrent of hostility to the fairer sex.  A wardrobe executive’s wife, and every other woman he encounters, refuses him normal tenderness; in another masculine nightmare, the dress designer’s girlfriend humiliates him with a laundry list of complaints about his manly deficiencies as she’s leaving him, only pausing her harangue momentarily so he can take a threatening call from his irate boss.  To provide balance there is one scene of domestic happiness, scenes where men are cold towards their girlfriends, and many others where men are depicted as vicious, if unsuccessful, predators.  Still, the script, while not exactly misogynist, still feels like might have been written by a jilted lover as self-therapy after a bitter breakup.  It’s a comedy, but the humor is of the nervous titters breaking up tense situations variety. For example, a dangerous argument inside borrowed home is broken up by a common enemy, the returning owner (carrying a shotgun in one hand and a baby in the other, she could have stepped right out of a Dutch John Waters film).  Though they don’t fit together into a movie in a completely satisfactory way, the individual scenes are all well-crafted, acted with nuance and a studied observation of human nature (the characters’ behavior seems real even when its elicited by an absurd stress).  In one bedroom scene, for example, van Warmerdam does an excellent job of convincing us that one of the dress’ owners might actually take a terrible romantic chance on a man. The setup has no right to work, but somehow it doesn’t stick out as merely laughable.  Other memorable scenes include the fashion designer’s startlingly suggested perversion and an exceedingly sad assignation between an old man and a public park prostitute.  Most effective, perhaps, is the make-of-it-what-you-will finale that offers up a matter-of-fact interpretation of the dress’ symbolism—from a professional art critic, no less—then dramatically undercuts the proffered explanation with a puzzling surprise conclusion.

Van Warmerdam has made six features, only half of which are available in the U.S. (and even those can be difficult to find).  Though it’s not great, The Dress is interesting, well-crafted, and original enough that it convinces you that the director may have a great movie in him somewhere.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:

“I can think of few things more appropriate to call The Dress than absurd. It’s a bizarre comedy with a brand of humor that, despite making fun of normally-serious issues like rape and sexual harassment, can inspire bouts of uncontrolled, politically-incorrect laughter.”–James Berardinelli, Reel Views (contemporaneous)

10 thoughts on “CAPSULE: THE DRESS [DE JURK] (1996)”

  1. I had no idea van warmerdams movies were available in the U.S, please watch the rest of them too. I have a feeling they will not be able to properly translate the movies though.

    1. Which of his movies would you recommend as the best/weirdest? Only Grimm, Little Tony and this one are currently available in the US, but we have a European writer who could potentially get copies of the others.

  2. I’d say his best movie is Abel (his first). I wouldn’t say any of his movies get much weirder than the dress, though Grimm and and The northeners (if thats how they translate the titles) see to have a different style then the rest and you might find those more weird. I really liked Little tony but I still can’t imagine how that movie would look good with subtitles but you can always try. I’m afraid van Warmerdam doesn’t really make the weirdest movies, but I sure did enjoy them. hope this helps.

  3. You know your review, at least some excerpts sound very poetically and even happened to be rhymed :

    it’s eye-catching enough for a summer frock,
    but it’s not going to be the star of any woman’s wardrobe.
    The design is conceived in a moment of desperation and despair,
    inspired by a street argument; the prototype is created by a pervert. :)))

    Quite a catrain (a four-lines verse)

    The latter has also a certain rhythm and is also readable like a kind of poem:

    He gives the character an effective creepiness,
    with a sheen of respectability hiding an unhinged romantic
    who’s darting daringly close to becoming a rapist.
    The film exhibits an uncomfortable, though not tasteless.

    Have you ever written poetry?!

    1. Not seriously, but I have tried my hand at a little bit of poetry. I recommend it to anyone who wants to improve their prose style. Writing poetry teaches you a lot about creating a pleasing rhythm of words.

  4. In your case it does, and to the great extent. Very often I read your reviews being enchanted by the style, the words, the way you put it. Not because some of the words are unknown to me… I think you should know the power of your letter.

    And the number of the devotees of the site just support my words.
    Have a nice day!

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